Well hello there kiddies! Gather around because have I got a story for you! I’m here to tell about the exciting adventures of KosmoKatz and the Shoopuff Gang! I went on a bit after school, talked to my buddies, thought about what I should do with my guild [disband or keep?], and went to the pub with my buddy stunnaboi51o.
I did try to pq. I got invited to a party and just sticked around but we ended up missing. Dratz, fiddlesticks, applesauce, and buttercup weasels! Pq’uing can tick me off though. It’s nearly impossible (or highly improbable) to actually complete a whole pq without things messing up. Here’s a list of possible things that can ruin a pq:
-afk’ers
-morons that have no idea what they’re doing
-someone dc’ing with a pass
-slackers
-a mage not getting a pass and it dissapears
-a stupid girl dieing
-a*holes that leave the pq or make someone else leave
-leader dieing
-terrorist coming in and gunning up the whole daaayum place
-shoeshines 25 cents a peice
-server check
In other news, a hooker was shot today outside the most banging strip bar in town, The Beaver’s Den. Police have not found the culprit behind this hanious crime, but the dead hooker has a find booty on her.
But seriously folks, online porn addiction is bad, and [master] + [hate-h+b]’ing can lead to blindess. I was temporarily banned from replying to blogs which is a major downer for this harsh cridict. I can’t give crap to people I hardly know. I got banned for something like… being too cute. I dunno, people are jealous of me and want to bring me down. Pondershosh I say! Pondershosh!
Well, there hasn’t been much actually talk about my MMO’ing of the day because well… I didn’t do much. Yah… that’s all I have to say for you. What else do you want from me? Melarky…
Definitions of Words used by the Fancy Tree Climbing Cat that Sleeps High in the Canopy of the Jungle
*KosmoKatz= my sin and main account in Broa
*pub= British talk for a bar (one of my favorite words)
*pondershosh= a word my crazy friend made up
*melarky= some word I heard from a pirate~I actually dont’ know what it means and I don’t think I spelled it right… [meh-lar-key]
~Cheezy
I think it’s ‘malarky’. But what do I know?
Yes! I’m unbanned! I thought I would go mad without being able to be heard! I still dunno about all that malarky though,
~Cheezy
lol w, t, f, seriously so random not even funny XD. And u mean she has a fine booty as in nice bottoms?
~NSAA
lol i like ur random ramblings
-The Nazgul
Lol, everyone says I ramble.
~Cheezy the Rambler because everyone says I do but I just have a lot to say I mean what’s up with that just cuz I have more important stuff to talk about than you and noone cares what you have to say doesn’t mean you can interrupt me and say “hey you rambler quit rambling and get to work” which is kinda saying imma slacker if i ain’t working but i can totally multi-task with rambling and working becuz im talented like that oops i just said i ramble which contradcits what i said of me just being a heavy-talker dishing out words a mile a minute well i got news for you! just shaddup cuz it’s not that nice if you just ignore me and say im on a rambling fit cuz u might miss something someday and you’ll be like whoah i didn’t hear his ramlbings but there was something important in that rambling I regret not listening to that rambling of that rambler~
You ramble about random things XD. I do that everyday. Talk about the randomest and dumbest thing ever. Anyways guys who do u think will win in a fight? Gorillas who know kung fu or kickboxing kangaroos?
~NSAA da other rambler next to Cheezy
~NSAA da other rambler next to Cheezy”
Lol, I’d say the gorillas because, you gotta agree with me, they’re the biggest badasses in town. And when they’re in town it’s best to avoid them. You don’t really need to hide from kickboxing kangaroos.
~Cheezy
PQ’s can be fun, but they suck when you have inexperienced people. Or rude people. Or terrorists.
Random Ramblings . O_O
And perhaps the girl that died wasn’t stupid .
And the leader who died wasn’t stupid too. . . I guess.
I got banned for quoting someone who used an abbreviation of a swearword. >.>
Yes! Pondershosh indeed! Spiffy word, eh?
[/english accent]