I have no idea what my title means, and I don’t think it will have any relevance to the blog, but that’s okay. Random titles are my thing, baby.

Oooh baby~

I come here to this humble domain of rotting cowpies (10 bucks to whoever figures out where I heard that) with a blog that deals about… MMO’ing!

No comics or rants today folks. Well, maybe a comic for you.

THIS IS NOT MY WORK! ALL CREDIT GOES TO BILL WATTERSON FOR MAKING THE BEST COMIC STRIP EVER!

Yah, I love Calvin and Hobbes. So deep… so profound… so funny.

Oh ye comic genius, shed just a tiny morsel of your genius unto thee so I can have but a fraction of your skill.

And make me a sammich while you’re at it. >.>

QUICK! THESE ARE MY TOP 2 FAVORITE FAMILY GUY QUOTES!

1.) “If I’m a child that means you’re a pedophile, and I’ll be damned if i’m going stand here and take this from a pervert.”

~Peter Griffin

2.) Dad I know what to do! I saw NBC’s ‘When Bears Attack’. GO AWAY. You are not wanted, go on… scat. Stay tuned for all new Ally Mcbeal.

~Chris Griffin

There’s probably more out there, but those are the only ones I can think of. =/

Oh yah!

Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you’ve made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok… Uhhmmm… Z, four, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh… a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm… 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don’t believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!
Pat Sajak: OK you have thirteen hundred dollars, why don’t you go ahead and pick out some prizes from our showcase?
Peter (floating through room of prizes): Okay let’s see, uhh… oh boy everything looks nice, uhmm… alright I’ll take the ceramic dalmatian for six hundred, and uhh… boy that TV looks nice, uhmm.. uhh.. gimme the one free week of maid service, and uhh… I’ll take the hat rack, uhhmm… hey how much for that fat guy in the circle, I don’t see a price tag on that.
Announcer voice: That’s you.
Peter: Oh, oh, embarrassing, uhm.. okay well in that case I’ll take the rest on a gift certificate.

I love that.

But enough of Family Guy! This is my blog! Somehow we always get side-tracked and someone else gets the spot light! You guys just quit your dilly-dallying and get on track!

Yah, this is your fault. >:/

Meanies.

*cough*

I’ll burn your underwear.

THESE

DIVIDERS

LOOK

EXACTLY

THE

SAME!

THAT’S

BORIGN

BORING*

.

Mwuahaha. I hope you got the message inside all those dividers. It will be the last thing you’ll ever see!

Well, the last thing you’ll see is me laughing at you while you’re on the ground…

dying.

dieing*?

dieng*?

ding*?

You’ll be dead. >.>

And I won’t.

That’s why I’m laughing, god! You can’t laugh when you’re dead!

Or can you?

I nominate pirkid to try this out.

ENOUGH OF PIRKID!!!! NO ATTENTION FOR HIM! TO MY MMO’ING!

Pie!

Yah, I’d love some of that pie.

Loooooove pie~

Blargh.

No more side-tracking.

Seriously.

Let’s be serious.

Seriously.

Cereal.

Man-bear-pig.

I demand nourishment! Get your ass into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Be sure to add me on Windows Messenger~!~!~!~!~!

master.cheeze AT NOSPAM hotmail.com

Yah, that’s the most bitching ☺ whoah. Is that a smiley face? I was gonna put in the alt + random # thing for an elipses, and got that! I gotta find out what the combo is!

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5üA1815☺56♦Ä1A►5☺6☺3☺6☺9☺☺16☺96657116565415464☺3§63☺65☺E11♠15☺

Uaj, ;ppl zt tjat ramdpr, bmcjm fp amib,er amd sogm. oy’d sm st,u pg dyigg yjsy O dqn’t 8ne34sgndl.

Yah, look at those random numbers and signs… something. It’s a whole army of stuff I can’t understand.
^–> Something along the lines of that.

SIDETRACK!!!

If you don’t press the switch, the trains will go into a head-on collision! The passengers may die!

At least they have proper manners. Usually people say can, instead of may.

Can I go to the bathroom?

“I dunno, can you go to the bathroom?”

With your permission I suppose so… can I go or not?

“I dunno, can you go?”

I have no idea what you’re saying to me! D:

“Maybe the question should be: May I go to the bathroom?“

Shaddup and let me go before I piss on your floor.

SIDETRACK!!!

Deja vu!

Hey, if I put three exclamation marks (!!!), will it only appear as one, or all the individual marks?

Inside of those parantheses (in the previous line~not these parentheses) is a test. Let’s see what happens… =/

One, two, cha cha cha. Three, four, cha cha cha.

FRICKING WE MUST GET TO THE MMO PART OF THIS BLOG! NAOW!

Lolol. That crazy man.

Uggh, I’m having major problems with this blog. The page keeps getting stretched and I can’t see the drop down arrow. I can’t maneuver around my own blog! I have to type it in Microsoft word now. >.>

Maybe I should get to the MMO-part of this blog to end my burden? Yah! Sounds like a good idea!

Let’s

Get

To

It

Shall

We?

Or

Shall

We

Not?

I

Dunno

You

Decide

At:

link

MY MMO’ING! I ACTUALLY DID SOME WORK THE OTHER DAY!

I did some quest for the Gay Lord Faucker (Winston) at the Recreation Area (Construction Site) and got about 15% doing quests!

Those little mask guys are pretty cute.

Lol. I said cute. >.>

Men don’t say that.

Well, Aliyah’s the only exception.

XD
I’m mean. O:

Don’t mess with me ‘cuz I’m a bruiser.

Picture Time!

I seriously didn’t know we had iron boars. O.o

~Cheezy

Abrupt end! D:

No! We shall continue this blog!

ENCHILADA!

Heartburn.

Gas.

Vomiting.

Blood.

Mexican food = death

No more kaycesadealiyahs for me. D:

OR PROVORE CHICKEN MAN!

K, seriously now. I’m gonna end this blog here and now. LEZ GO!

This is Lesbos!

Ughh…

~Cheezy