Hehe, written for Guruji’s blog “Hackers : The Final Straw”.
Instructions on finding a hacker:
1) Remain calm. Don’t go “OMG HAX U NUB”, as you look like a total idiot. XD
2) If they’re the kind that stays after you come it, immedeatly report before you speak.
3) Don’t call them names. Remember, they’re real people too.
4) If it’s the kind that runs, wait a few minutes before chasing them. That way, they’ll think you don’t care, and you can get them by suprise.
5) If it’s a botter, or one that ignores you, I have a suggestion. As a hacker’s spawn relies on just them being in the map, invite some bored friends over to laugh at the hacker. Even three other people on the map will significantly decrease his or her spawn to the point of being useless.
6) Don’t ask for hacks. They’ll tell you to go to msowned. 😛
7) Unless the hacker seems sincerely interested, don’t bother trying to talk philosiphy (sp? sorry) with them. It’s just annoying.
8) Don’t bother to report level 1 noobs flying around Henesys. They’re just looking for attention, and it’s never the main account. Save your report for someone who really deserves it.
9) It’s not nice to bully hacker hunters. EVEN the ones who hack to find other hackers (aka the offscreeners). They’re not harming you, unless they post huge rants about all the hackers that supposedly “bothered” you.
10) The threads on SleepyWood forum and Basil do nothing. Report them straight to Wizet, and try to have friends do the same.
Hm… I was thinking, would anyone like a post on how hacks even work? There are so many misconceptions on hacking, I’d like to set it right on how it works, and what to look out for. o_O This is more of a joke blog. XD
Kthx, have a nice day. (Goooo guild Hentai! <3)
um w00000t yay yay kinda ish that’s what i had in mind XD
lol
i so agree
and hilarious pic xD
Ty. ^_^ I like to doodle.
Even thought about trying to illustrate other’s stories. o_o
Umm not to sound mean or anything, but hentai is a , weird, word O_o,
BLahhhh forget what i said, just ignore me O_o.
Nonono, I know lol.
We wanted to make a weird guild.
hentai means “pervert”, so shes in a guild fulla perverts xD
anyway, your hardrive is prolly full of it xP
lol jk
Nonono, I know lol.
We wanted to make a weird guild.
Phew, didn’t want to sound like a perverted jackass X_x.
‘Hm, I was thinking, would anyone like a post on how hacks even work? There are so many misconceptions on hacking, I’d like to set it right on how it works, and what to look out for.’
Ok, there is the miss hack, which is really hard to determine for thieves, but for other classes, it’s really easy. this hack can be toggled on and off at will, so its the hardest to determine. It’s also really hard for GMs to catch these. They are the most harmless of em all.
Fly hack, i have no idea how it works, you just fly
Trade hack. An item you put in the window is taken by the hacker. Very dangerous
Item Hack. You increase the probability rate of a mosnter dropping an item. (my friend saw someone get 3 scrolls and illbies from MM, coincidence? I think not)
Pokemon Hack. You capture monsters and summon em later on
Xray Hack. For perverts. Only the hack user can see beyond the clothing. COVER URSELVES!
Rape Hack. For dangerous perverts, lol this is just a joke
4 Arm hack. My friend used cheatengine to hack up a freak that had 4 arms, however, no one else could see it
Now on to the mother of all hacks:
Vac hack. This works by setting a spot on the map where all the monsters will vac to. After that, all the spawn is killed off in order to allow newly spawned monsters to be vacked into that area. These kind of hackers get really pissed when someone comes to a map because it screws up spawn. When there is more than one person on a map, the hack becomes totally useless because then the hacker has to hit the monsters in order to vac em to the spot. So for vac hackers who are afk and botting, bring al your friends and ruin his spawn xD.
LMAO at the Poke to Rape.
Only thing is, I think drop rate is server sided, so you can’t really change it.
Hm, I’ma post a full version of yours. 😀 I just hope it doesn’t get deleted. o_o
I like number 10.
fly hack i heard is like making yourself lag out so you make the server think you quit in some way but you like frozen and then start to fly, yeah, i bet i sound very noob to the real hackers out there but i saw one of my friends do it and it was hillarious
lol in the begining of the game everyone could fly its a code and all you do to fly is repeatidly press the jump button
I don’t even know why vac hacks appear to have monsters flying. They should really just be set to that spot. And vac hacks work I think by finding the address (otherwise the identification code) of the movements of the monsters. You set a spot somewhere, and the unexperienced hackers can just do wall vac (there are hacker websites that post the coordinates). It is funny how theres a possible way to stop the hacker leveling, but that involves hacking also and more ppl being in the map, and I wonder if it even works.