15 thoughts on “Maple Wonders 9 (Delay Info Inside)”

1. why does 1 goby drop a bundle of goby?
   why do jr seals have toys of themselves?
   where does zakum get a helmet of itself?
   why can’t you steal from the storage people (the items outside of the box)
   where do the monsters get mesos from?

2. 81: MapleStory is far out in technoligy, so they have invented levitating already.
   82: Because maplers lack of fingers, making handling a knife impossible.
   83: Why can’t we just take what is in other peoples banks? because it’s illeagel.
   84: No, maplers have no feeling in the toes, that’s why we can walk on lava stones in el nath dungeon.
   85: They got scared away of all the monsters, even though the ants must have been quite big.
   86: Werewolfes come falling from the sky, when the lycantrope is close to die (head werewolf) don’t know where he is from though.
   87: Because the pepe is way too cool to get eaten, it’s the coolest monster in MS! Beside, the pepe is slavering the yeti, but gives the yeti food from passing maplers.
   88: They use the aqua bubble, they drop.
   89: Is not it strange for terorists to walk around blowing themselves up? it’s underwater terorists! We must kill them!
   90: He have 99999 MP, but he regain 11111 MP for every tenth second.

   ‘*EverydayHero*’

3. 81.How do platforms float in Mid-Air?
   ‘Cause The Guy Up There said so. ^-^

   82.Why is there such a small chance of getting a pig head, when you can just cut the head off?
   Because most of the heads rot as soon as the piggy dies. D:

   83.Why can’t we steal some of the ores/bars from that Kerning City Forging Guy?
   ‘Cause he threatens to slit the throats (with a toothbrush) of all who try. >_>

   84.Don’t Maplers ever get burned by the rocks in the sauna?
   Who ever said the rocks were hot? :O

   85.If it’s called the Ant Tunnel, where are the ants?
   They’re all extinct.

   86.Where do werewolves come from? And if they come from Maplers, why are they so tall?
   When a mommy werewolf and a daddy werewolf love each other sooooo much, they play this game, *Ahem* <______<;;

   87.Why doesn’t the Yeti eat the Pepe on top of it?
   Because that’s just gross. >:O
   Yetis are plant eaters. Dx

   88.How do Seals breath UnderWater in AquaRoad?
   Duhh, they aren’t normal seals. When did normal seals shoot lightening and ice at you? Huh? Huh?

   89.Isn’t it kinda strange for a Lightling Seal to live under water?
   No, >__>
   But maybe that’s just me.

   90.How much mana does Grendel have to sustain levataion for, eternity?
   More than we can count. 😮

   -Yun

4. 81-90, god said so!

5. I’m laughing hard now. Say, when was the last time I laughed? Anyway, nice logic Yun and EverydayHero!

6. Sigh. Here are the real answers.

   8.1 The platforms, clouds and ground can all float in air because of the magical forces which push them upwards from the center of the earth. In some areas like orbis there is less magic and so the people create uprising devices using the crystals that they mine down at el narth. These crystals are very strong that is why many of the building are tied down. The ground is the same only the crystals are used as a basis of the soil which is why they float.

   8.2 When a pig head is sold it must b perfect without any scratches or anything. Think about a warrior trying to kill a pig by not hittng the head that must be hard.

   8.3 That guy is a scam and infact if you look closely or better yet if the world were 3D you could see that they are all just painted on which is why they do not appear to stand out so much unlike a block of whatever you just dropped.

   8.4 All the time. <-its that simple

   8.5 Archeologists believe that the tunnels were once dug by ants which is why the caves seem to be devided up into different looking sections. After creatures found their way in the ants were forced out and have since moved on to a unknown land.

   8.6 Go and read “Yun”‘s answer idiots

   8.7 The yeti is actually a square shape and its elbows cannot come over or nearly up to its head making it unable to scratch its head or remove anything on top of it.

   8.8 Hey its magic – ever think about how YOU breath underwater?

   8.9 The lightning seals have really really thick and blubbery skin which absorbs almost all the electricity in the water.

   9.0 If you look REALLY REALLY closely, *gasp* fishing wire its so abvious

7. lol funniest of the stories, and the answers are even funnier!

8. LOOL I love the “today’s toast”

   I eat toast like everyday before I go to Tennis Group on 7:30 am.

9. I’ve always wondered about number 82. . . .

   EverdayHero said: “82: Because maplers lack of fingers, making handling a knife impossible.”

   explain how there are bandits then.

10. Waah, you spelled my dame wrong. TT_TT

    But anyways, Renome just don’t post useless comments. And wow, Zutholios, you’re good.

    Ok, some answers from my opinion.

    81. Well, That’s the magical part of Maplestory right? You never know. . .

    82. You see, killing a pig isn’t so simple. Some pigs have big heads and some have small ones. You just have to kill the right one. . . But are you up for the job? xD

    83. Cuz, they’re fake. The guy justs wants to showoff infront of you to think that he makes the best stuff. He justs makes you a bar or a jewel by taking cash out of your wallet.

    84. Well, they do, but rarely because a Mapler usually ALWAYS wear shoes inside the sauna so. . .

    85. No, the Ants created the Tunnel. Monsters invaded them.

    86. Ever watch Harry Potter III? That explains everything.

    87.The Pepe has it’s secret powers. . . He has a HUGE brain! Yetis have a teeny brain.
    Yeti=Brawn
    Pepe=Brains

    88. AH-HAH! That’s where you’re wrong! Seals resurface up everytime there’s nobody close to them. When a guy arrives, he immediately floats down to be pwned by him.

    89. Hey, can seals do Magic? No, so who actually cares if they live underwater. And what will happen if a I/L wizard do a thunder bolt? Think of the Horror. . . and blackness. XD

    90. Again, he floats up every time a guy/girl gets in. That’s how all the NPCs do it. Their masters at everything. You just can’t beat them.

    XD Waiting for next set, patiently.

11. everyones answering lol, so i’m just going to answer the ones i find rather interesting ._. your wonders have become so famous ^^

    82.Why is there such a small chance of getting a pig head, when you can just cut the head off?
    Answer: It’s because you have to wait till the ribbon pigs cut them out with their axes ^^ ( on of your wonder questions lol remember?!)

    87.Why doesn’t the Yeti eat the Pepe on top of it?
    Answer: The Yetis don’t see the Pepes, they don’t have eyes on top of their heads ^^ and they are dumb!

    90.How much mana does Grendel have to sustain levataion for, eternity?
    Answer: The number infinity ^^ hey look! it rhymes with eternity! XD

    Sorri, if i didn’t answer all the questions but everyones answering them and those are funni^^
    And i’m not really in that jolly mood at the moment,

    WRITE ME MAPLE WONDERS 9th NOW! I DEMAND IT NOW! D: <

    ~Just kidding ~

    – VanillaPocki –

12. 85.If it’s called the Ant Tunnel, where are the ants?
    ~ The mushrooms ate them. XD

    Sorry to hear you’re sick, feel better soon!

13. Yetis are vegitarians

14. [._.’] well goby carry their young, so, it naturalz

15. one question. How is this blog a “rant”?
    BTW, these wonders are awesome, and the answers are hilaious too

    keep writing them

    o.0

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