Hi! It’s me, the one that rarely blogs, Leifgreen! ^_^
WAIT! Don’t leave yet! Yes, you may not know me, from my Non-BloggingNess!

But, as of now, I’m going to start blogging again! ^_^
Excited? I didn’t think so, but I’m very happy about my decition! Why? Well, a lot of things have happened on my MMO experiaces!

I hope you like the poem I wrote, I got from my insperation from my last rap poem I wrote on the forums!
Here: MMO free rap style.

When I read this, I remind myself: “Man, did all this really happen to me?”
Truthfully, no, but why do (most) high level players pick on us noo-Newbs?! It angers me!

Revenge of the Noobs, The Rap like poem!

Written by Leifgreen.

MS in the place to be,
And Leifgreen is the boy y’all need to see,
LG is a true emcee,
And LG got the hands up instantly!

Would you please,
Would you train with me?
My Darling, would you please,
Take a chance with me?
I see you over there with the Pros,
I see you over there with all the rick pros,
I see you over there with the pretty girls,
And I’m asking one thing…

I’m back man Leifgreen Brook-Wood Green,
Of rap man,
Been slammed since the debut of Ms. Pac Man,
But ladies and gents, they bent on dissing me!

Cuz I didn’t have NX cash, it’s for
Members only or guess,
I guess we had to shop at Lith Harber for less,
For new clothes and wepons,
And I got Laged out,
The rest is history, I didn’t fit in!
I was too Nooby, didn’t have a Meso within,
My pockets held lent!
They would send me to the Loser
Section, collection, rejection, but who’s the man now?
Still not me,
No matter how I get I’m a still be the
Same old kid who got dissed by every G,
And every girl I crushed on secretly!
But that’s ok, the Noobs always win in the end,
‘Cause we the one’s that make the REAL friends,
And we secretly grin!

Would you please,
Would you train with me?
My Darling, would you please,
Take a chance with me?
I see you over there with the Pros,
I see you over there with all the rick pros,
I see you over there with the pretty girls,
And I’m asking one thing…

Back in the day I used to rock the
Noob dance,
Jump in the middle of the KS party,
Bust the high level man at the very first glance!

Doing the “Noobie” at the GM event drop party!
Got my man next to the GM, Trying not to be Tardy!

Walk up to the NX Cash’ed girl like,
“Will you train with me?”
She’s like: “you’ll never have a chance with me!
I got a boyfriend and he’s like level 263!
And I’m like: “Well, really?
What’s that got to do with me?
I don’t see him around here,
So what’s that got to do with me?”
She’s like: Well, your equiptment is straight ugly,
You can’t fight, and your personality just bugs me!
So back up off me, ’cause I really got to let you know,
My Boyfriend’s right over there!”
“Ohhhh, I got to go!”

Would you please,
Would you train with me?
My Darling, would you please,
Take a chance with me?
I see you over there with the Pros,
I see you over there with all the rick pros,
I see you over there with the pretty girls,
And I’m asking one thing…

When I was leveling,
It was hard to be happy,
Pros stole the items out of my hands,
And make fun of my acne,
Give me the defame’s while they throw
Spitballs at me!
And stuff me in my own FM shop
As they all laugh at me!

Oh, You think that’s real funny?
’cause I’m not in a guild and my equiptment is crummy!
And all the MS player want to take my own money,
“C’mon man, I only got a dollar twenty!”

Ya life is really sad, man,
When you’re invited to a party,
and picked as the last man,
‘Cause the pro’s team, they
want to throw you in the trash can!~

Really, will the madness ever end?
Really, will the Newb ever get revenge?
Will the girl wisper me back at around ten?
“Will you train with me?”
“I just want to be friends!” T.T

Would you please,
Would you train with me?
My Darling, would you please,
Take a chance with me?
I see you over there with the Pros,
I see you over there with all the rick pros,
I see you over there with the pretty girls,
And I’m asking one thing…

Nowadays I’m a little higher level plus a little bolder,
But it seems like I just can’t get over,
You ever had a day where nothing goes right?
Well, that seems to be the story of my whole entire life!
And you’re never going to reach that level of your dreams?
And your only hope is makeing onion rings at buger king?
Well, a lot of things has changed!
Befriending a high level friend, things got rearranged!
The way that I look at myself, well it a’int the same!
I drive in a whole ‘nother lane going against the grain!

It might just seem a little strange!
The fact remains, it’s that I have changed!
When I called on his name,
Call me a newb, call me lame,
It don’t matter to me,
All I need to know is that my wife
will dance with me!

EDIT: Sorry, forgot my signature! ^o^

– Little preacher man.