Aaaah!!!!Everyone get to a safe perimeter about 60 miles away!!!!!!!
Me: I’m going in!
Some passerby: No, Don’t DO IT!! It’s suicide to the 14th power!!!(Math, GO FROM THIS BLOG or face a terrible death)
Me: Dammit, There are tasty cookies in that cookie jar, I can’t just leave them behind! The fate of the world, or even the universe, or maybe the galaxy is at stake(Mmm. . .Speaking of steak. . .(shakes head, SNAP out of it)
Some passerby:Just. . be-becareful. I don’t want you getting hurt
Me: Dude, do I even know you!!!
Some passerby: Yeah! Remember, I was sitting at the opposite side of the field from you at the packed stadiums of the baseball game. . .
Me: Doesn’t ring a bell. . . No time for talk, there are chocolate pandas becoming extinct. .Oh yeah! I mean bunnies in the cookie jar.

Let’s get on with da blahg, mahn!!!
Whoo! This will be quite a blog of extroardinary extroardiness!(NICE!)
Will include:
Pics
Comic!!!
Drawing!!!
More pics
and the excellent musical stylings of lazydame (no that’s a lie!!!)(Don’t throw that piano at me!!!ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY!!!)
This is like the most ultimate blog evar!!!! It will be the last one until school ends, which is like in 2 weeks!!!So this is pretty long!!!
And there’s also a tornado expected to blow your house down today. . . so this might be the last blog you ever read!!!

1. Here’s a funny story to start off
Well, you could say I was at the wrong place at the wrong time but that would make no sense. I was in the Ludi clocktower and I spoke to the guy to get a quest. It’s the quest where there is a secret box that takes you to another location. So I got there and I had to fight bajillions of trojans. Okay, so I get the scroll I need right away, pick it up and then like 20 seconds later, die. Lol, that’s because I wasn’t paying attention. So I go back to the Robot place after I revive because I was in a secret map. Yet again, not paying attention, I jump off the conveyor belt and land on a robot. Since you only have 50Hp right after you revive, I died in like 10 seconds again, right after I was revived. If this was Mario, I would have pwned the robot. T.T
And the idiot of the week is. . .*I shout out: Did I win?*. . .(announcer of winner has a heart attack and dies and the winner shall forever be a mystery)(Maybe the scooby gang could solve it)

2. Lol, I sold a tree sap on my thief to the wrong guy from basil b/c he tricked me!!!! Luckily though, I got one right away and the trade went down at the regular rendezvous place.

3. Yes, Yes, Another KFT blog! I always write blogs every 2 or 3 weeks so I will talk about KFT!
As you can obviously tell(if you can’t call the number R3T4RD for more information) I went to KFT! Ooh and also I ate KFC too! And I just recently purchased a kit-kat from the store. So many words that start with ‘K’
I got a couple things to say about KFT!(Dumb person translater ON:Korean Folk Town)
-scary elevators!
-scary names!
-scary bunnies
-scary tigers
and all these add up to- scary place!!!(they should have put a bit more color in it, for once, why couldn’t a wizet dude just say,” Everyone!, TAKE OUT YOUR CRAYONS!!!(If they’re not crayola, you suck at life and YOU’RE Fired!!!)
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More stuff about KFT(dumb person translator: still on(hint if you keep it on for so long it will run out of batteries) Korean Folk Town)
I’m afraid to admit this: But while there, I was malled by Tigers!!! Yes they just came up to me and said: Come on, let’s go to the shopping mall. I bought shoes. They were on sale. An unresistable offer. DON’T JUDGE ME!!!
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Even more about KFT(okay seriously, the dumb translator’s batteries will fry if you can’t remember one stupid and really simple abbreviation!!!Korean Folk To. . .(fried) Didn’t you buy this like 10 minutes ago?)
Yay, I met up with a friend on my first elevator ride! We made silly faces!!!
(shivers) yes, the KFT part is finally over!

4. Well. well, well, well, well, well We meet again, number four. But this time you shall not be so lucky. Last time I accidently pressed the X button instead of pressing the Y button. You shall not beat me this time in HALO 123! Or as we super players like to call: A cheesecake slice of heaven. . . with a cherry on top!!!

5. Whoo Okay. . . Something that will make this blog very, super, amazing, extra cool, spectacular. . . stop! There is not enough words in the universe to describe how great this blog is!!!
A comic!Made all in the game! Live-action shooting! True Story! Read all about it! How much? A quarter! What a ripoff!!
link
It’s titled: Samurai and Cake! EDIT: Ok so I edited it so it works!!!Enjoy!
Might take sort of long to load but it’s BIG, did you hear that, IT’S BIG!!!
Well, hope you like it and does anybody know how many pixels in width and height can comics be on Photobucket?

6. Whoo! It’s a double feature! I drew a picture! Yes, I was bored and had just eaten an overdose of M&M’s which made me sleepy and well, I just drew it!!!
Jangoon Pants are cool!
YEAH. . .so rotate and make it full size if you need to. Tell me if you like it!

7. Yes!!!! I got a maple soul singer(this is before event)
I got a lucky scroll from Ludi Pq and bought a maple soul singer for like 3 mil I think. Now, I’m saving up for a green bandana. And I could have gotten closer to that goal because I got a white maple bandana from the candle quest. But I sold it to the NPC shop and got 1k instead of like 1 mil or higher. Eh! Who cares? Not much of a difference anyway.

8. TOBIS!!! I got Tobis on my (unsponsored) thief!!! Yeah! I rock. And then after I bought my second set of Tobis I wasted 15k and bought mp pots. I got tons of white pots from pq’s. Then I dropped 80 mesos!!! After that miraculous act I gave a person 4 mesos. Ok, so let me get this straight. *mutters* Divide that by 12. . .carry the 1…uh. . .eat that cookie. . .then count to 9. . . add 3 (12 hours later) OKAY! So it all comes out to leaving me with exactly zero mesos!!!
Wow! Amazing how much money people are offering to give when you say you have 0 mesos!!!Gosh, I rejected an offer for one mil even!!!!!!! Oh, and this is the ultimate noob blocker and the solution to all our problems!!!!
Hooray I am economical filth!!!!
THIS IS PROOF ISSUED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF IDONTKNOWWHYDONTYOUASKTHEPRESIDENTWHICHISMEDAMIANBUTHE’STAKINGANAPRIGHTNOWSOIDONTTHINKHEWOULDBEHAPPYIFYOUWOKEHIMUPUNLESSYOUHAVECOOKIESCAUSEHELIKESCOOKIES!!!!!!!!!
If you can read that then you could definitly have a chance to audition at the next MISSION IMPOSSIBLE movie
MONGOOSES ARE PEOPLE TOOOOO!!!!WHAT!?!? THEY AREN’T. . .THEN WHO THE F*** HAVE I BEEN TALKING TO ALL THESE YEARS!!!
Mongoose Intelligent Representative:FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also is the plural form mongeese, mongooses, mongoosi, or mongoosezzzzzz?(lol this is just a joke so don’t answer this)
Well since we are on the subject of animals: my school has a hawk and there are geese in the back. . .there’s probably like a panther they are hiding in the teacher’s lounge too
Another stupid Zero Joke: ZERO!!! Isn’t it Zorro?

9. Let’s take a look at the scenery and relax a little at rest stop numbah 9!!!!(cool music goes on)

10. QUESTMAN!!!! The journey of a miniature warrior of pixels!!!!!!!
There was tons of quests I did in a row. . .I was lightning quick like a. . a. . a WIND-UP TOY!!!!(That has a rocket booster attached to it)Well here is the amazing journey
– ROBO QUEST:ELIMINATED! Had to get 200 cheap batteries. Lol yes, me and the Robos have become quite familiar with eachother. So much robos dead, I just hope their families harddrives don’t overload(sniff)(sniff) Ooh, I got a jeweled katar from them too
Okay here’s a remade version of the song “Hotblooded” by Foreigner featuring Robots

Well, I’m Hot metal, check my data and see
I got a overheat of one million and three
come on robot, do you do more than the robot dance
I’m hot metal, I’m hot metal!!!

song is in the movie Blades of Glory too which I saw!!!It’s a hilarious film!
– then I went to kill chronos but I made a friend there instead!!! yeh, so I go to the place and instead of having to kill so much to get 50 cogs I made a friend there. Yes, ONE MORE SOUL FOR THE BUDDY LIST!!!!!!!
-Other quests I did: Kill block golems for yellow blocks and blue ones: got a green Napoleon cape
Block golems are great spawn!!!Everytime you kill one if one doesn’t pop in three seconds then that’s just bogus!
-stupid birds! I hate killin those things, they peck at you and then their like,”what! What! What you gonna do about it!” And then they make you fall flat on your face when you go to attack them. Someday. . . they’ll see. They haven’t seen the last of Fernando Elmo Rinaldo, uhh, I mean lazydame!(that’s not actually my name so don’t go all cuckoo over knowing my secret identity because that’s not it)
-Yay did that quest for Camila, I got the letter you’re supposed to get on the first kill of a green curse eye!

11. Accomplishment of the year is right here!!!
Finally sold a golden snowboard and for an amazing price of 10k. Now I only have 1 out of a total of 4 snowboard drops left.

12. Guild Info:
I joined a new guild. Lol in every blog, I have always joined a new guild. Lol, but I think this one is the guild for me.
It’s called UnitedSouls. We are at a max of 30 members and we are always at that max, so our guild is always full. I’ve heard we are going to make a second guild which is an extension of it. I’ve made a ton of new friends from that.

Well, here’s a story about the amazing run. (kids hush up and you bears can listen too, and don’t interrupt me Mr. Lizard)
Once upon a time in a magical land of. . .*^%($*^)(()W#WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!%(*)$(^_)*(&
okay, let’s start over
I was at the bottom of the Ludi tower in(duh)Elfland. Oops, I mean Ludibrium.(some call it the land of people who like cake)(but that’s just what I hear, I don’t know if it’s true but it seems true) So my guild is talking about doing a Guild Quest. I tell them I will come and do it just because it seems cool.
Lol, I rushed from the bottom to the top of Ludi tower, then all the way through Ludibrium, down the elevator, KFT, into the well(no, there isn’t any fish down there T.T)(I did find a plate of spaghetti though)then through Aquaroad, to Orbis tower, Orbis, then went on the ship, then was in Ellinia, then taxi to Perion, then went east, up into excavation site and into GPQ place. I went around the world in 45 minutes. It was ironic because I got there just when our guild got in. Like 10 seconds late. Luckily though they rushed me in.
It took us forever to get past the gate with the pattern stage,
our guild has become addicted to GPQ’in now. If we were actually good at it we would probably be on top of the guild quest list for most points. Here’s some pics:
Awww! How cute!Watch out blueman group, we’re coming for you!
Now I bet no one’s ever done that before
That’s gotta be the funniest way anyone’s ever thought of to die.
I died in a chair! Oh, that must have been comfortable. A little toooo comfortable. Beware! People sitting on your chairs at home and reading this, you never know when you’re chair might kill you!!!NO CHAIRS CAN BE TRUSTED!!!
I feel a revolution coming!

13. Yay! I’m getting my first NX outfit, right after school ends!!! Whoo it’s a sweet outfit! But I’m not showing you a pic until next time. I don’t trust youse guys!
I’m getting new hair and a pet!!!!!

14. JUMPQUEST MANIA!!!!
lvl 40 jumpquest for Shumi!!! I DID IT!!! I was wearing a rubber suit(for the electricity)!!! And I had 20 bottles of glue ready!!!
Well, that’s a fun idea for your supersoakers if you’re ever bored.
EAT PASTE!!!!!!!!!!SUCKA!!!!!!
I made it to the top and I kept falling only 2 platforms down and then I was one hop away from completing it. I missed it and went all the way back down. I was lucky I didn’t get a headache from that drop.

15. Did you know you could have staring contests with F1!!!!!!!!That’s the interesting fact of the day!!!

16. My glorious and horrible transformation into a (gasp) NOOB!!!(yikes!!!Get me a chocolate bar, stat!!!)
The operation took 7 hours and there was also a 15 minute break, you know for snacks and stuff. They tell you that you’ve only been out for an hour or two, but in reality you’ve skipped a year. Those RICE CRISPY TREAT ADDICTS!!!!THEY ARE BAFFOONS!!(They steal snickers from innocent people(person gasps and faints)Dammit, I keep knocking people out. This might be declared a blog of death. It could be just like The Ring! They say if you read it, you die!!!
MORE PICCIES!!!!!
I heard their prices are cheap, cheap, cheap!!!!WHERE ARE THOSE DAM BIRDS COMING FROM?!?!?!
It’s a pun on the word!
Once we are united together!!!The snails will stand no chance against us.
Look for the movie 300. . (crap copyright laws. .uhh, okay) I mean the movie 301 coming soon to theaters! Wait wha!?!?! 301 is taken already!! Dang Dlamations, Okay 302!! Copyright dude: That’s taken too!!!!
*makes copyright dude choke on popcorn* Guess, You won’t be having popcorn and a drink at a theater ever again!!!!

17. Why did I turn into a noob dictator? To get back the Holy Land of Cheerios!!!
No, it was because I was going to summon monster bags on noobs. But the noobs at Kerning PQ place are strong T.T
HOBO ROBOS!!!Lol, just wanted to say that
The ones at Hunting Grounds weren’t as powerful though! Mehehehehe
Oh! How I wish I was a butterfly(Opera voice)!!!Oops sorry, choked on an olive

18. What’s something that everyone in the world has a craving for? CAKE!!!!!!!(there’s also a band named cake, that’s how good it is)
I was on my warrior and I met up with a guild friend and we killed cakes. I know it’s an evil crime of nature but the cake started it!!!Just look at the delicious thing!!!
perfection!
A work of art!
Look at it again!
At this angle it looks marvelous
This might or might not be another picture of a cake, why don’t you check it and see

19. Here’s something boring to finish off my blog! I was made an offer to buy a Blue Crusader Chainmail +9 for only 450k but I didn’t accept. Why? Cause it would make the game too easy and I believe in earning stuff so I can actually be proud of myself.

20. No! I don’t want the blog too end!!!

21. WHY!!!!!

22.The agony!!!!The pain!!!

Well okay here are the pics that are located up there in those convenient little squares where you have to scroll all the way up there. HEHEHE!

Pic#1: I wonder who took the time to shape a bush into a boring snail?
Pic#2: I have figured out a new career: Roadrunner!!!
Pic#3: I think this guy is loo-loo-loopy!!!!!!
Pic#4: I think I ate too many FRENCH fries!!!
Pic#5: The magic of special effects!!!

We come to an end but never fear cause I shall be here next time
(((((((((((((((((((((((((AAAHHHH!!!!The carnival has come to town))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((()()()()))))))(((((()Cow goes bark bark!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()()())))))()()I’m off to Parenthi Land))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Good Morning America!!!)))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((())))))))()()()))))0.o))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((Pandasheep are fuzzy!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Whoa! That was like a tidal wave of parenthi!!!
I think I swallowed one on accident!!!
Seeya till next time my fellow MMOTalers! May the day be a great one!!!

~LaZzz. . .(yay, first time I did my sig in my blog!!!)(yay, first time I did my sig in my blog!!!)(Deja vou?)