The bunny mafia are after me for stealing their cake!!!!! I’ve been in the jungle for 3 hours and fifty three seconds!
I have fallen into a hole. Its a deep hole. Very Deep. So deep I can’t get out. I have made friends with the monkeys. And so here I am writing this blog while monkeys throw bananas into my megabites. I keep telling them that megabites cant actually eat bananas but they dont listen!!!!!

Well enough about me and my real life, lets talk about MAPLESTORY OF THE FUTURE!!!!!BEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!(the movie thing where surround sound and makes that cool noise)

BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!(lol did it again just for giggles!)

Wow what a cra cra craaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy weekend!!!!!!Bum chika chika bang!

wow there lots of long words in this blog already so i strongly (STRONGLY!!!!!!!!!) urge all dumb people to go home!!!(Hey if you throw that fruit at the screen one more time!!!!Ill take a banana and throw it at your head!!!)(Ive been living with the monkeys tooooo long)(theres one of them long words again:TOOOO)

1. Well, I actually trained three characters this weekend!(Hooray Lets have a celebration!!!) I trained my bowman which I really suck at training. Last time I went on him(NO!!Not for a piggyback ride!!!) I died like 6 or more times. I managed to make a friend on him and we were both noobs that had higher lvl chars. So we talked about how thieves pwn. Speaking of thieves(wow what an awesome incredible amazing fantastical spectaculous transition sentence to talk about my thief).(Conscience:Wait a minute! You cant just end the sentence without putting the rest of the sentence there)(well I THINK I JUST DID!!!!!!!!!)(Grape juice is good!!!)

2. Well I ended number one before it got out of control and broke into a fight and if that did happen than I might have been banned which would be super super super uncool(like……..dangit i cant think of anything uncool…VEGETABLES!!!!no they are cool….ummm……..PENCILS!!!!yes they are boring and they are used to write boring things…DANGIT! You can use them to draw super cool pics. Oh I got it RUBIX CUBES!!!they have too many colors and they are impossible to solve. CONSCIENCECLEARS THROAT) You know this isn’t some science fair so continue on! Ok I met a friend on my thief(Yay more friends too suck their brains!!!!))((HAHA the parenthi are slowly growing) It was a lvl 30 cleric so I thought,” wow, how lucky!” I trained my thief like 40% and then quit. Also I can massacre yellow eggs with my thief.

3. (JAMES BOND THEME PLAYS)
The suspense of what Im going to say next is killing me. What will I say? What will I say!!!WHAT WILL I SAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Teddybears! and Polarbears! and Orange juice! (words of a great man)

4. I LOVE 4 and im going to buy it a nice sandwhich! Yeah GO 4!!!!!!!!

5. BANNEDSTORY IS THE SUBJECT-THE AWARD 500000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars
Well, I made my lvl 25 thief on banned story. But more important I made a lvl 100 suit for my warrior that looks so awesome I cant describe the awesomeness. Im not gonna tell you how he looks till I actually get to that lvl but lets just say he wears a hat.(((OH NO IVE GIVEN TOO MUCH AWAY!!!!)))

6. Holy Moley! I completed the bunny quest, where you have to get a thousand drums, finally. I did it all with out ever buying any.

7. Yay I did the Ludi party quest for the first time and did it like 5 times after. It was magnifico.
1st and 2nd one: I was in 2 parties and the people in them were mean. But anyway I made it to those blue golems and then I went down there and died. XD

almost 3rd one: the ppl in the group told everyone the track; I typed it in wrong giving it out to everyone else in the channel so I was expelled lol.

3rd one: Yay I got into an awesome group and stayed with them for 3 parties. I stayed up till like 4 AM too.
It was mucho fun. This was my first finished PQ and I did pretty good. It was pretty normal.

4th one: This one was pretty cool. We got in quick. I got like 100 blue pots and all then I gave him 10 elixirs because he said he wanted some. No biggie b/c later I got them as an award anyway.

5th one: I think this one we didnt make it in rushing but we got in one right away after. Thats all for this one.

6th one: This one was in the morning the second day. I got in a party with my friend and we pq’d like 3 times.
We had this stupid cleric in our group that did everything wrong. It was hilarious. She didn’t mark her doorways first of all. So we would have to go into the other portals to find passes. Then on the number thing we had to tell her like 13 times before she got on number 1. And finally when we got to Alishar she ended up dying. XD XD XD
Dam, should have taken a pic!!!!

7th one: Pretty normal. Experienced bonus for the first time. I got grape juice!!!!!!!!!

8th one: YEAH!! I lvled in this one.

PQ Experience: It was an awesome experience and my favorite stage would probably be where you kill those gollems and those black ones are summoned. Thats the coolest stage for me. Lol I cant put a scratch on Alishar.

8.((((((((((I am Mr. Parenthesis, lately our company has been losing our parenthesis and our profits have went down so we are giving you the death penalty))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((SCREW YOU MR PARENTHESIS))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((APPLESAUCE))))))))))))))))))))))))DROOL…..)))))))))))))

9. Yowza I got a lot of drops this weekend. I got ANOTHER!!!!! golden snowboard. Lol that makes four I’ve gotten from drops. I was just going to kill a couple of egg monsters and the egg dude droped one right away, I just thought that was crazy. I joked to my friend that maybe I should open up a golden snowboard shop. So I wont!!!!!
I got a justice cape, Cat’s Eyes Earrings and a golden snowboard, maybe some other stuff but me no remember.

10. Cats vs. Bears WHO WILL WIN? The experts say the cats have sharp claws but the bears are fat so its going to be a showdown till the end……….OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Well if you got this far that means two things
1M. You can read!
2M. I hooked you long enough so now you should press the I LIKE button
You know u wanna dont ya wanna fanta dont ya wanna!!!!

12. Here are some pics if i can find any
1st pic: One of my many snowboards!!!
2nd pic: I’m a noob undercover!!!!!
3rd pic: my awesome party!!!!!
4th pic: not appropiate for children!!! RATED R!!!!!!!!!!! Now in theaters near you!
5th pic: Sry no number 5 i guess thats how the chicken crumbles…wait is it pie….no ure crazy it cant be cookie!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((&*^^*&))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))A FOUNTAIN OF CHICKEN AND PARENTHI))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((MCDONALD’S FRIES ARE SO GOOD!!!!!!!))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Monkey see Monkey do)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((PARENTHI STATUS: OVERSTOCKED!!!!)))))))))))))))

this is what happens when you live in a house of candy….mmmmmmm candy………….i likee!!!!!
Im eating pizza right now for real
over and out!!!!