Hope this Works!
Good Experience. Bah!(Where did the sheep come from?) I’d say it was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well this is how the battle started:
Spartan: I am a Spartan and I like cake!
Non-Spartan: I am not a Spartan and I like pie!
Both:LET’S FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry to say that Spiderman3 came in and stopped the fight before it really got out of control! Funkiller!!!

A bull comes out of nowhere and rams you in your stomach and then little dwarves glue your face onto the screen and press automatic scroll and now you have to read this!!!!!!!!!!MWUHAHA!!!
Yeah this is one of them two weekend blogs, so sit tight and enjoy the show! Also the dwarves were nice enough to give you popcorn and pop and also you get free refills. What a deal!

1. Number one! You never take a break do you? Nope, well I’m gonna work your arse off! Oh crap I just wasted a number. Meh! (5 hours later), But WAIT!!! I can just erase this and pretend like it never existed. No, too much work.

2. Surprising MOMENT!!! I was training my thief in HHG1 and I saw my Guild Master and friend thats like lvl 35 there too. What’s more spooky is I was going to add this person to the guild and then suddenly she just appeared in the guild. And I was like woah!!!!!More like WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
What are the chances!?!?! To answer that…it is a 4.783902039586% chance.

3. Then I went training at the subway to do Nella’s Quest where you have to get blue slimes
HERE’S A PIC ^_^
I’m a real crowd pleaser!
EDIT:YAY!I CORRECTED IT!!!!!

3. Again with my thief. Yup I really did lots with this guy this weekend.Wow…2 number threes! Seriously I barely ever erase stupid mistakes like that in my blogs b/c to me it’s funny and for me to point them out, that takes guts.
FISH GUTS!!!
Well, anyhooooo, I did what’s her name’s quest. Oh yeh its uhh sumi? Shubi? Mitsubishi? Yeah I just did that jumpquest. It’s tooooo easy. Almost like reading an alphabet book. Except those increase in difficulty every letter you read on. Lol, I remember once…..WOOOOOSSHHH (going back in time) We SEEM to have encountered some static. THERE ARE BIRDS!AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!SQUACK!!!! I was doing the first jumpquest for ores. So I did it like 30 times. I passed this low lvl mage up like 50 times, HE DIDN”T EVEN FINISH IT ONCE!!XD
oh(wipes tear) that one deserves a gallon of milk spurting out of your nose!!!!!

4. Well I tried Ragnarok! I know that Ganzicus and Quang play it, don’t know anyone else that plays it.
It took a while to download and install. So I played Yoshi’s Island 2 on the DS ^_^ (I beat it over the weekend and I also beat new super Mario SMASH Bros….SUPER MARIO PWNGE!!!)
Well, when it finally finished installing I went on. Made up a snazzy name and then went in. The screen turned black and then I was in a strange world where the NPC’s talk waaaaaay too much! Well long story, short. I got to the training ground place and then I quit. (Moves behind truck in his room to avoid being assualted with tomatoes and other varieties of delicious vegetables!!)(Wait a minute! I have a truck in my room!)(The nazis have come for me!)( HDJKLSDJFKLS)(oh no they are writing random, scribble scrabble)
Yep, I quit Ragnarok. The monsters drop too much stuff and the people just babble on forever!!!!!

5. I did lots of parties with my thief this weekend. Beat my time on Maplestory by staying up till 5:30. Here are some highlights
-Whoo! I was like the track master
-Whenever I was about to run out of pots I got them as an award in PQ-Lucky!
-yay I can hit a 2 on the king slime
-I was in a cool party of rogues and we pq’d a ton at night
-i got a dex scroll and can sell it for 2.2 mil, yay richer on my thief than my main!
-I only died like twice and once I was the only one left fighting the King slime!I would have pwnd him if the leader didn’t revive right away!
Yay. Everyone’s dead except for our favorite super hero!

6. Another thing about my thief. So much thief info. OVERLOAD!!!! I bought my lvl 25 equips and also my thief ended up being lvl 23! yay 2 lvl’s!

7. Alright. It’s Warrior time! or is it Hammer time! or War..NO ham…..what time is it?! It’s always fun o’clock in funland! Lol, that’s from the 70’s show! Anyone watch it?

8. Guess what!! Yet again, I do the penguin quest! I didn’t finish it yet. But this time I gotta get 300! So here’s a pic where if you remember from my older blog that I mixed real life and MS up, then you’ll get it!
Tuna!

9. I got one mil!!!!!!!I got one mil!!!!!!! I got one mil!!!!!!!!!!! This day should be officially made into DAME Got ONE MIL Day!!!Or Fiesta Day!!!!!

10.MS IN REAL LIFE===== YAY!
Ok so my friend came over and he brought this game called paddleball. So anyway we played for like 2 min and then the ball rolled under the oven!Gimminy Crickets!!! (Flash Light!) I know I should get my trusty mop. No, I’m sorry but Moppy isn’t in this story. So I got the legendary mop and I scooped out the ball. I went downstairs and with the mop pointed out straight I smashed into the door and then I went flying backwards. I saw birdies!! Golden Birdies!! So this relates to MS, b/c I was pretending to be a warrior!!

11.Dam Beeping Car Honk outside!!! Hold on (runs off and nukes house next to me. Comes back with fried hair and sits back down in his comfy chair) Let’s just hope he had car insurance(CATCH PHRASE)(ENDCREDITS!!)

12. We are deep in this blog already. We can’t, I repeat, Can’t turn back now!!! Yay we are probably in a submarine. UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! Speaking of the sea, that transitions right into the next point. I was in the FM with my warrior and suddenly, while walking I started drowning in a sea of blue arrows!!! Then a whale, No, actually a person. (yep i just wanted to make it dramatic!) Sucked up the ocean and picked up the arrows and I was saved. Too bad I don’t have any pics, but you will probably see it on the news anyway.
So, you’re wondering, what was I doing in the FM, anyway. Well, I’ll tell you, my fellows! I was going to the fm to….wait, what was I doing in the FM? Well now everyone’s gonna cry. Well,(I’ve said that for the thousandth time) I ended up buying a blue chair for 50k. I thought it would cure you +35 to what you already heal, but it only heals you 35. So that really sucks and now I gotta waste my time selling it.

13. Ooh number thirteen. Haven’t gone this far since like some other blog that I made in the past. It was night and you have to understand I was bored!!! And also it was the middle of the night, and I was in El Nath, there’s snow there! I saw Duey just standing there and then I thought why don’t I send a gift to one of my buddies. So I did exactly that.
“Hello Duey, nice night today, isn’t it?”
Duey: 0.o
“Duey, I would like to send a package”
Duey: 0.o
“Dammit Duey, Say something!!!!!!!”
Duey: Oogly boogly!
“AAAAHHHHH!!!” (throws 3 grape juices and a meso into the package and runs away)
Point of story: You don’t wanna come across Duey on your path at night. He can be a real…killer!
Also that friend said when I told him the penguins were mad at me he said: Penguins like Apple Juice
And I was like:”Oh crap, I sent them 5 tons of grape juice!!!”

14. Wow! The MOST points I’ve ever had in a blog!
Well(I’ve said “well” for the billionth time) I did the Easter quest and hunted for pig ribbons on my thief!
and I got into lots of arguments with my thief. I WAS LIKE A MONSTER!!!!!

15. Warrior Accomplishments-
I fought rombots! I danced with them too! I was dancing on the conveyor belts and I gotta tell you, all that was missing in the room is like a disco ball and then it could have been a real dancefloor.Here are some pic(s)!
Yea I made up a new MJ move!
I also fought the monsters that give cogs after that=-Wraiths (I think)(I’m not a monster expert but that’s only b/c I’m not a scientist)

16. I’ve decided to get new hair! I never knew hair was PERMANENT! I WASN’T EVEN GONNA DO THE HAIR QUEST ON MY WARRIOR BUT I DID, SO MY HAIR REALLY SUCKS NOW!!!
I’m deciding between metro or antagonist! Which should I choose? And also is there any cool hair that looks sweet under a bandana? Just so you know I’m getting a random color pass.
I’m also probably gonna get glasses and a face!!!(WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AM I? I’M FACELESS!!!!
also while I was exploring in the cash shop I found the golden bell for Tinkerbell the cat. It’s the one you need for Nero’s Mission.OH YEAH!

17. Well that’s all folks!!!! Yay I had 17 numbers and if I didn’t have two #3’s then I would have had 17 but I actually had 18. So HAHAHAHAHAHA!

18. Oh no. This is 19!!!

Well we come to the end of this awesome, out of this world blog!!!!!!!
*Looks left and right* whew, there’s no parenthi in this blog!!! NOW we must finish this blog!!!
((((((((((((((((AAAAHHHH!!!!!PARENTHI STAMPEDE)))))))))))))))))))()()()()()()()()()))((((((((MY NOSE!!! THEY TRAMPLED MY NOSE!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()()()())))))))OH NO THEY ARE EATING MY CHEEZECAKE!!!Hi cheezy(this is normal lazydame speaking, that screaming dude is just a random person I chose to kill)))))))))))))))))WE’RE SWIMMING IN PARENTHI!!!OOOOH OOOOH OOH))))))))))
As a nation we should fight these evil parenthi. NVmd*Mr. President gets bribed by tasty KIT-KAT BARS!!!!*

Oh crap I forgot pics!!!!!!Well, but I remembered. HOORAY! EARTH IS SAVED!!!!
1. Don’t get jealous!
2. Playing tricks on Lakelis!Lakelis-if you’re reading this you know I’m just joking. Plz don’t get mad!!!
AWW THIS PIC DOESN”T WORK!(WELL, I’m just jumping with haste high above Lakelis and saying”Look lakelis I can Fly!
2b. Good thing we aren’t as stupid as the architects in MS!
3.Much Ado About Nothing=Don’t know what that means, Wasn’t it a movie or something?
4.Who thinks there are triscuits in there?

Doesn’t it annoy you that I put these pic descriptions at the bottom and the pics at the top and you have to scroll up and down to look at them?(HEHEHE!)

Ok this is really, really, really the end but first to end it all a picture of major pwnge
A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!
BYE BYE!!!Ooh look an M&M!!!!