At Yippie-Yahoo O’clock today my laundry was stolen
When I walked into my house I saw claw marks on my door
They looked like math symbols scratched out but I’m not sure, It could have just been random signals
7+8=15 and 6×7=42 (see, its all just a bunch of undecipherable numbers) I think it could have something to do with the number 21 (GREAT GATSBYS GHOST!!!!!!!)
I went in and went down the stairs>>> Creeeaaakk!! Creeeaaaak!!
“oh no” I thought “The Carpet!!!! It’s not perfectly aligned!!! Its been moved .000007 centimeters!!! What a terrible deed!!!
And then I wanted to wash my hands but there was no soap!Later I found out that it was eaten!
I crept into the laundry room and a frightening image revealed itself and almost killed me of shock! It was (dramatic pause) (longer pause) (annoying drum roll starts coming from the Aztec tribe located deep in the jungle) (this is pausibly the longest pause ever!!!!!) (one more just to anger folks) (why, why must you tortuse us, lazydame!!! *Guy shoots himself*)
THELOADOFLAUNDRYWASGONEANDTHEREWERERIPPEDOUTSHREDSONTHEFLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(AH!!!more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oops I’m sorry im speaking lazinish again TRANSLATION: THE LOAD OF LAUNDRY WAS GONE AND THERE WERE RIPPED OUT SHREDS ON THE FLOOR!!!!
The police investigated it and drew a picture of who the culprit might be but unfortunately all their crayola crayons were a waste when someone accidently stabbed the drawings to death so I can’t show you them.

scientists say that it was a bear but I don’t think so!
It was GRIMNO!
that ba**ard thought he could get away with it but I caught on to his evil scheme!
scientists are on the lookout and ready for action , wait wha??!?!?!? scientists, oh i meant the zoo people!

“The Real Grimno”
oh you thought I wouldn’t write a hate blog, huh Grimno, you never saw it coming!
ok here it is
Grimno lives deep in the “This is not a made up name jungle” and is extremely rare to spot
He is a carnivore and eats bagels that he finds on the ground
Long ago he found a laptop and eventually, by using it, he learned to speak our language
now he strikes fear into the hearts of writers and pretends to be a normal boy who plays MS
his hobbys are hopping like a frog, dancing to crappy DISCO music, and eating bagels
He is extremely dangerous and not edible

back to the real blog
so, Grimno, you thought you could get away, that you commited the perfect crime, well too bad sucka!
cause your time is up(lots of dots to show a pause) Ding
ooh my hotpockets are ready!
I warn all of you to keep your hands off my hotpockets, oh and also to stay away from Grimno because he is a grumpy bear
This is being called one of the mysterious cases of the year and most genious plan ever pulled off
(this is a joke, plz don’t make a huge blog about me now because I already made one, mwuhahaha)

“The Real Lazydame”
He is leader of the almighty bears and also a secret spy
He leads a double life and a normal one
He likes to fish for M&M’s, buy super expensive couches for no reason(you should see my house, every spot is comfortable, and listen to hardcore bear music(you should check out that new CD by the BE/AR (AC/DC))

Ok
Thank you for listening to that SPECIAL NEWS SPECIAL!
now we must move on to the MS part, IT WAITS FOR NO ONE!
so hop onto to the bullet speed train!

1. Where to start, where to start, where should I start. Start at the start line. Yeah, that’s a good idea! Ok, so I pq’d more with my thief at Kerning and got all the way up to lvl 25. Yay, I started being the leader for some of them and I can click as fast as a racecar(racecars don’t have arms to click, oh yeah, well then I am sure that I click faster than a racecar) I rushed in like 3 times in a row once and was a pretty great leader. Lots of times I beat the rest of the people there. Also I don’t hit puny one’s on the King Slime no more! HOT CHEDDAR CHEEZE!
Once I just did the pq, just to finish Nella’s quest, the one where you have to get 50 jr. snecki skins and 100 horned blue caps.

2. Well, I played my thief a ton this week, because I really wanted to wear my lvl 26 stuff so here it is
That’s me with my buddy, Manji!

3. So I got a scroll that I could sell for 1.7 mil on my thief and now I can buy tobis. This thief is all alone in Windia and I’m making mountaintops of mesos!!!!Well, I also did a GPQ with a random guild that had lots of high lvl’s in it. Lol, I didn’t know what I was doing at all, but I got excited when I got to kill those mean slimes. Someone also randomly died because they took off their earrings. I didn’t know why at the time so naturally I started laughing uncontrollably and calling the lvl 50 mage a noob! Sorry, no pic! But I did do one!After that I joined my old guild and then went recruiting, getting up from three people to ten people. And you know how the guildmaster thanks me? He expels me!!! Just because I erased all these pointless BBS’s. Seriously, they are really stupid. There was a girl who wrote about being emo and stuff and then she said she wasn’t emo an more. She also put lyrics on it, That’s just a waste of space. But don’t really care because I wanted to get out of it anyway. Also I found two oranges on my thief from Jr. Sneckis!!! They’re mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Number 4, or should I say LIAR! Don’t speak to number 4, its a multiple of 2 and that isn’t cool!

BOOOOOOOM!!!!CRASH!!!!!CRATERED!!!!SPEARED!!!!!!BOMBED!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMMEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh!, this blog just got a whole lot worse. It’s dying! T.T
I know how to save it!
No explanation is necessary except that this guy is my hero!

Whoa, that was catastrophic, but hold on because the train ride isn’t over yet! Yeah, unless you want to jump while the train is moving at a million miles per hour, then you’re stuck reading this. Oh and you all know you’ve got to pay for this ride, right? Also, there are desserts in the back. Get comfy!

5.Even more pq’s(Ludi)!!!!!!NO WAY! YES WAY! NO WAY! YES WAY! NO WAY! DAMMIT STOP ARGUING WITH YOURSELF! (starts a fist fight with himself and nobody wins)
-Once I just logged on to make a trade and I got invited to a party in an instant. In mere seconds I was in a pq!
-I learned how to do stage eight. YES! It’s fun!
-In one party, everyone, except for the leader and I, died. I have like tons of white pots from the pq’s!!!
-YES! I got a scroll for cape for dex that’s 60% and sold it for 4.5 million mesos. Now I can get the maple soul singer. The ironic thing is, there were tons of auctions for it before but now there are none. T.T Well I got till lvl 43 anyway.
– For one of the Ludi PQ’s, the cleric died and we only had about three people left. I used a banana pie! YIKES there were lots of ghosts flying around! But we managed to beat Alishar. WE HAVE WHALE PWNGE POWER!!!
Don’t look if you get easily scared!

6. I lvled to 40! Oompah! Right after that I scrolled a little! Ok! So the 10% for the white jangoon pants didn’t work(I wonder why?) But the 100% did. I’m telling you it’s a miracle! Is it true that if you scroll something with 100% first that the 10% has a better chance of working? I’ve heard that lots of times before.
Ok so I scrolled my gloves. Then I scrolled my Zard two times! I added stats to the sword booster. Thought it was pointless but it actually helps you kill monsters faster! I can hit a lot more 1k’s now.
Here’s my new outfit that I think looks pretty cool. It’s not bad.
YAHOO!(Nope this is not a link to the search engine!)
Also I’m going to get some NX soon in the amount of about $20.

7. I joined a new guild. It’s called LegendaryGods and has the white bird emblem. They have a super cool website and the guild has like two lvl 100’s, a lvl 90, a lvl 80, a lvl 60, and the rest are around a lvl 50 and 40 range! I think there will be lots of events in this guild and the guild master is rich! I’ve never been in a guild with events yet so this will be a cool new experience.

8.Quests:
Well, I’m all partied out! So, I’m moving on to finishing some quests because then I’ll have like a bajillion and I can’t have that!
Thief: I went to do the quest in the Sharanian maps and Professor Fossil’s quests(that’s not actually his name but I’m sure he’ll understand) I killed the masks and also lvled to 26 here. Lol, when I logged on I wasn’t paying attention, so I died. Ah well, faster and cheaper way to town.
Warrior: Im killing robots again! The robots and I decided to play a game of tag but they never tagged me!
Maybe next time we’ll have a water gun fight!
I gotta get 200 cheap batteries. Jeeze, if they are so cheap why couldn’t I just buy them? I’m going to travel back to Victoria Island and do the quests on the way. ALL AROUND THE WORLD, in like an hour and a half!

9.Whoo! This is gonna be like pic heaven! Well for the standards of a number it is pic heaven.
HI!Shouldn’t this be at the beginning of the blog. Shut up, conscience, maybe they won’t notice
My first encounter with a member of the elite society of MMOTales! We’re advanced! Like rocketship advanced!
Key note: Ignore SwordAdvance in the pic and you can’t miss my ultra stunning smexiness!(wow first time I’ve used that word but I don’t need to cause its quite clear!!!!)
SwordAdvance is AznxKnife on this site (sorry if I butchered your name)(but think of it in a bright way, at least now you can provide folks with fresh meat!)
So anyhoo, we were both in the LUDI PQ WAITING ROOM or the slaughterhouse or lag house or(dots)I could go on forever!
We were all sitting in our chairs when….
somebody decided to take out their whip and a whole battle began
I think it was cause I said”WHIPPIE!!”

(yippie!)(look for these parenthesis explaining stuff in my blogs, do you ever feel like your too dumb to get what smart people like me are saying in their blogs, well then for only $193845.02 you can get extra notes like this in the blog explaining what something meant)(note: this is a joke, not an advertisement)(but still, get UNDERSTANDING BLOGS FOR DUMMIES book but I never mentioned that)(oooooh disappears from this paragraph and pretends nothing ever happened!)

ok(dot,dot,dot)
continuing on, the whip battle came down to me and some mage
Look at our timing! And my amazing pic-taking skills
well you can guess who won,
(I didn’t Hello!!!Whoa need to take my randomania medicine NOW!!!GET ME A BOCTOR(intended ‘B’ cause it sounds funnier)!!!*becoming woozy*faint*gets back up again* yowza! well that was a nice nap, but there are no times for naps when I’m writing my super blog!!!!)

After the whip battle we all went snowboarding and we didn’t eat cookies T.T (I’m sorry, I’m j-j-just getting too emotional, sniff, sniff, take out tissue, wipe my eyes, throw in the garbage, go to disneyland to cheer myself up)(whaaa?!?! I didn’t have to tell you all that!)(Gorilla:You’ll do as we say or everyone dies!!Me: O-o-ok Just DON’T HURT THE CHILDREN, THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND COOL AID DRINKS!!!!
Yummy gold snowboards*drools*

10. Oooh and here’s a little puzzle that I sent to Grimno via PM! Mama Mia! Chi-chi-chi-Chia!
try to find all the animals
hahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahamoosehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaturtleahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahelephanthahahahahahahahahahahahahacheesecakehahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahflamingohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabearhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahharhinohahahahahahahahippohahahahahaahahahahahahahwalrushahahahahahahahahahahahapenguinhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahatigerhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
there are 10 in all and a special surprise!!!

Well this is the part in the blog where larry the cucumber comes out and(dot,dot,dot) wait a minute That’s Veggietales!!! Well I’m sorry, narrator, but this is not a blog where we learn about vegetables that are Christian or Catholic.
It’s time for pics UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!SO, just scroll up, scroll down, scroll up, scroll down, and now turn around!!!And that’s what it’s all about!!!

Pic#1: After years of research I have finally cloned myself, except the earrings(lets hope the readers don’t ask me to clone their characters, b/c I have no idea how to do that.)(Evil Grin)
Pic#2MG!!!!Aaaah!((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((()()()())))))))))))))))YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THE PARENTHI WOULD KILL AN INNOCENT PIC!!!!))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((GUESS AGAIN)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((WHO STOLE MY EGO!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((I FANCY A PIE MADE OUT OF PANCAKES)))))))))
)))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((((((I LOVE TURTLES)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Let’s just hope Superman can hold them off!!!

Ok, for all those wishing to know some stuff about my blogging activities and such, here they are
Well, I took a little break from writing my fanfic,”A Hero’s Struggle” b/c I had a ton of stuff to(haha you actually all believed that) NO it’s just cause I was lazy
I’ll try to get chapter 14 out tomo or the day after
I’m also working on a comic! It’s not a short one and it features a silly little penguin!!!(Don’t know the problems that may occur so don’t expect it so soon!)

Ahh! Forgot to include this one last pic! A helpful tip!
This saves lives!!!

Well, to sum up
THIS BLOG WAS NUCKING FUTS!!!!!!!!!!
well I must be off to save the world from danger yet again (HAHA!Yet again you believe me, FOOLS!!! Haven’t you learned I am lazy. I’m just going to get some popcorn and watch a show but at least I am not driving there and polluting the earth so I am saving the world )
ok bye
(falls asleep and my head hits the keyboard and manages to type out ‘LEAVE COMMENTS’ and then press enter)
WHOOP!(The sound of internet files coming to your computer)
Bleep!(MY STOMACH NEEDS FOOD!!!!)