First of all, no I’m not some emo, and yes this has something to do with MapleStory. Now that we got that clear, lemme begin…

It all started with me walking around Khaini with my buddy who we made twins with. We decided to get some training in, so we walked over to Mushroom Garden near Henesys. I go in first, and I start walking to the left. My buddy was playing MS right next to me on my other computer, and this is the conversation we had in real life:

Me: Hey look, someone else is here, wanna cc?
Will (my bud): Nah, this map is pretty big.
Me: Huh? He’s over in the corner there. Could be a vac hacker, hehe.
Of course I was just joking, but the problem is that really WAS a vac hacker (who was also botting). Oh boy -_-“.
Me: Oh my goodness gracious! Look at all the monsters flying thatta way!
Will: *starts screaming all crazy-like* Oh my God oh my God hacker hacker!!! *continues screaming*.
Me: Shut up shut up! *hits Will in real life*
Will: Woah look a lvl 10 thief pants *picks up*.
Me: Dude, that’s dirty money right there, don’t you pick it up!
Will: *continues looting* Huh? Oh yea.. hehe. *stops looting*
Me: We gotta ban this girl Will, looks like her IGN is L3Lackroses *tries tracking* yep yep.
Will: Yeah, I’ve already reported her.
Me: Yeah me too *takes some screenies*.
Will: Heeeey uhhh, why can’t we just KS her? We might get mucho experience, bro! And the hacker won’t!
Me: NEVER! If some guy comes and reports us, we’re screwed! *gets hit by flying mushie*
Will: Pshhh, it’s just a game. I’m kinda getting bored of MS anyways.
Me: Yeah Will, just a game that I spent 90 BUCKS ON!
Will: Ohhh, right right.
Me: I know you have good intentions, so let’s take shifts. I’ll stay on lookout for 5 minutes, while you KS and loot.
Will: Sure thing! *starts KSing*
Me: Uh-oh, some girl is here! STOP KSING!!!
Will: *stops* OK let’s talk to her.

Now this conversation was in Maple:

Me: HACKER! HACKER!!!! Over there! <<<
Girl: *gets hit by mushie* ROFL
Will: This is serious! Go report her!
Girl: ROFLMAO
Me: Uhh, what are you doing?
Girl: *loots and KSes hacker* LOL
Me: We have to leave!!!
Will: Hey look some1 else is coming.
Random Guy: OMG hacker!
Will: Yep.
Random Guy: Hey hey girl! You shouldn’t loot that stuff! My buddy did that, and he got banned too!
Me: Let’s cc dude.

SO, clearly even though we had good intentions (maybe not Will hehe) there’s a small chance that we could get in some serious trouble. The moral of the story is: “Leave the hackas alone, and you won’t get blamed”
-Some GM I think

NOW, this next story is ever more chilling, and I didn’t have good ol’ Will to back me up.

I was happily killing octos at the Kerning Construction Site with my mage. I was accompanied by my neighbor, a lvl 26 sin. He was partying with me and accidentally KSed a lvl 16 warrior girl ONCE. The conversation went as follows:

Girl: Stop KSing.
Me: (thinking that was aimed towards me) I’m not…
Girl: Yeah yeah you just did *cusses*
Me: Geez, please relax.
Neighbor: Yeah he didn’t KS you.
Girl: OMG so stupid shut up *ccs*
Me: That was weird. Uhhh I gotta go to the bathroom dude.
Meanwhile, my little cousin came downstairs and begged to play my account, so, me being in a hurry to empty my bladder, I said yes. My cousin started playing.

Now during that session, I don’t even know what happened. I went to the bathroom, passed the kitchen, got hungry, grabbed a Pop-Tart, and ate it. When I came downstairs, I had a chilling sight.

Cousin: Tommy Tommy look look look! That (cuss word) is cussing me out!
Me: Watch your language. Huh? What’s she saying?

It seems the girl was cussing and insulting me, so it kinda looked like she was talking to herself. However she wasn’t, and my neighbor was dissing her also.

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO??
Cousin: She called me bad words! And I said that she was a noob!
Me: That’s all? Looks like she’s really mad dude.
Cousin: Well… I said if she didn’t leave me alone, I would hack her.
Me: ON MY ACCOUNT!
Cousin: *looks to the floor* sorry…
Me: *sighs* What’s she saying?

It seems the girl had taken screenies of “me” saying I hacked. She said she was e-mailing them to the GM’s. “Ohhh man, I’m soooo banned,” I thought. However, if the girl was lying, she wasn’t very good at it.

Girl: BRB I just got a reply from them.

Huh, I doubt that. What did she do, like minimize MS really quickly and check? And besides, the GM’s wouldn’t reply that quickly. Staying AFK at the octos, the girl died. When I tracked her, she was offline.

What’s gonna happen to me? AAAH!!! There’s a small chance she actually did e-mail the GM’s, but didn’t get a reply (which she lied about). Then again, I may be worrying for nothing.

The moral: “Don’t let little kiddies do important things, cuz you get screwed over man.”
-StrongBad, on a long-forgotten episode.

Phew, that was a long one. Thanks for reading it all (well if ya did).
Peace out,
TKP