Okay, so yesterday (or two days ago, I forget) I spazzed out at 3 AM and spammed the blogs and got a lot of people pissed at me. Meh… I can always make my day a little better by going on Maple, right?

Mmm… not exactly. Luh is spazzing out too because his country doesn’t get Paypal OR Target and he REALLY wants to get married to this chick. And Lolly got banned because of the autoban thing and is spazzing as a result, and to top it off Lemeul also spazzed out and never uses his Fighter aymore.

So, it’s official. I am the only active member of the ELITE PQ TEAM!!! (that’s all caps, and THREE exclamation points as a mandate) and all my 35-50 buddies don’t feel like PQing- at least not in Ludi. What their obsession with being 2X again is, I’ll never know. . . So until sometime in March, I’m solo grinding on Star and Lunar pixies. WHICH IS FOREVER, mind you.. And apparently everyone I know thinks the Pixies in question are incredibly difficult prey, despite the fact that I can two-shot kill them with my crappy uscrolled Red Viper.

My guildmaster got grounded, and now I’m a Jr. Master. I REALLY want to flush the guild of inactives, but that would leave about six people, and apparently boss doesn’t want to be “mean”, going so far as to allow a known hacker into the guild because they were pathetic enough for a guild invite. AND the hacker in question began asking for donations for her wedding– MESO DONATIONS. So instead we raise millions for an expansion, and fud some noob’s idiocy.

Let me elaborate– this girl went to some noob scriptie site, got keylogged and had her account info disseminated throughout Bellocan. But it was no huge loss, since her highest level character was about level 16- WITH HACKS!! She’s known as the “Village Bicycle” due to her tendency to create numerous characters, seriously screw up their stats and pimp them out to pathetic Warriors who “r lookeng 4 smexy MS GF”, all the while being really obvious about it. So she meets a guy on the MapleGlobal forums- a hellish place for the literate- in one of these pathetic posts and he decides he wants to get married. Now this is already dumb enough, and she keeps making “write name here for invite” posts, ad the guy she’s marrying finishes every statement he ever makes with “rate me plz 1-10”. And then they realize neither of them has NX, and begin to ask for the meso donations in question.

So the guild’s coffers are almost bone dry. . . and most of it was my money. Crap.

And my research is going. . . poorly. After realizing that much of Corruption theory is wrong and that bearing in mind I don’t want to risk going to hacking forums to look into this kind of thing again, I have to find another logical reason to hate them, besides the general Legit bias that they’re scum. I’ll figure something out though. . . Probably their genuine, inexplicable hatred for all of MapleStory.

Ad the poo icing on my dung cake. . . I’m sick.

So, all in all a bad day. But there IS an upside! Someone Smega’d an offer for a scroll, and made a HUGE typo- and I’m sure everyone whispered her saying “i hav 60% Overall Sex scroll u can hav 4 free lollollollololol”. THAT was the high point of my day.

Well that and the realization that any song gets more extreme if you play it at 1.5x its normal speed. Actually seems to speed up the grind…

I’ll try to confine my opinion to one blog a day or less though, and maybe even add some screenies or *gasp* content!