Yo!

Now before you read this, please note that i am not a stalker. I am merely taking screenshots because I was bored and had nothing to do.

So, anyways, my mage EMPShockwave was at Florina Beach zapping those Lorangs. I used a pain reliever (which relieved no pain…) and it decreased the damage by 0… seriously, does it even do anything? Next, I went back to Ludi to repot, when suddenly I was overwhelmed by a feeling of boredom and curiosity. As you all know, curiosity killed the cat, and even though I am no cat, I still got pwned. If you skip over to the last screenshot, you’ll see…

So, back to the story. I was bored, so I thought, “Hey, I wonder what’s in Ludi dungeon?” I went into the toy factory, to the Path of Time, and down to the bottom of the Clock Factory. It was a long jump…. a miracle that I survived that fall. Suddenly, at that moment, I decided to track Shynobi, the strongest guy in Bera. He was at Lost Time… but where was that? I walked over to the right side, and activated Magic Guard. It will keep me protected…. for now.

The first thing I saw when I headed in was what looked like a giant teddy bear holding a silver balloon. So, I attacked it. Bad choice. It clawed me and took down a few hundred of my health (without Magic Guard). I quickly escaped their clutches, and went into the next map.

In the next map were I forgot. All I remember was a map with giant ghostly grandfather clocks. As always, I couldn’t even scratch them. So, I jumped away and walked to a suspicious looking platform. I pressed up… and boom! i was in Lost Time!

I quickly switched to Shynobi’s channel and saw a familiar level 138~ Hermit flash-jumping all over the place. I thought, “Wow! The strongest guy in Bera! How awesome!” I idled around there, and then I tracked Beetie for no reason… and bam! he was also at Lost Time! I jumped down to the bottom of the map and saw a certain level 137 ranger/sniper (in the 1st-3rd screens). I stayed around there and stared at the awesome power of pros who actually took there time to level. Then, I got bored once again, left Lost Time, and started advancing down the maps.

Eventually, I reached the very bottom; the lair of Thanatos. I attempted to engage it in a fight. Yes, I know, I’m stupid… It started shining and I quickly teleported away. I magic-clawed it again, and the same thing happened. However, it was cornering me. I teleported to it’s left and touched it, losing me a large chunk of my HP and MP. I didn’t die however. That was when I realized that Thanatos was stronger than Crimson Balrog, and thought, “Oh crap…” before a bunch of ice spikes came up from under me and killed me.

Curiosity killed EMPShockwave.