forenote: this is just a bunch of random stuff i decided to write, no offense to anyone, any ppl who do do this kinda stuff, wizet and all grammar nazis, also i kno this is just a game and its not real but im just pointing out the complete obvious and making a big deal out of it

im a just thinking about ms and i just thought of a the things WRONG with it!
i kno everyone is going to go “the heads” or, learn to spell and use grammer, or some stuff like that
but all im saying is, just a few little details some ppl might not have picked up on (probably not lol )
ever looked at pigs illustrated? sounds like a pig pr0n book to me! its like u go to into a crowded place and start screaming ” BUYING PIGS ILLUSTRATED, ANYONE GOT A ONE?”
sounds a bit strange doesnt it, then there is the tubes, ever wonder how a peice of plastic can make u jump higher and move faster i mean cmon! its like,”i am wearing this tube so now i will run faster than all of u! muwahahah!” and u try to win a running race, i mean CMON dude seriously! same things with shoes, whips and a whole bunch of other stuff
and another thing i really have to go what about is
FEATHERS COME FROM PIGS? dude cmon they coem from birds!! and even birds dont drop feathers! BATS DO! its really weird for me! seriously, u go up to a pig look at it and wat do u kno, a feather! so u start plucking the poor bugger till hes insane with pain, kinda sad if u ask me.
then there are the pixies, at first i though oo tra lala little birdies with wings and magic wands WRONG WORLD MISTER! in ms those are called fierys and pixies are these fat blobs that bounce around shooting stars and moons at u? this world is just a tinsy bit whacked
then there are the balloon ropes in orbis, wow a rope tied to a balloon can hold several people’s weight.. great i should try that one day “HEY BOB? feel like flying?”
and also the underwater breathing, seems odd perhaps, just holding ur breath for an insane degree without ur head exploding, just saying!
then there are the freaky mushrooms, never knew they were so happy or COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!
imagine ur walking home from skool BAM massive orange thing squahes u flat then suddenly a weird number pops up on top of u “12” then suddenly a frikkin gravestone falls from the sky lands right on ur dead corpse, it dissappears then u become a ghost with ur head, compeltely fine, attched to it! wonder if that ever happened to anyone hasnt it!
then there are the freaky stop signs that u poke to get into a majestic “PARTY / QUEST!!” i can imagine some lonely kid just sitting next to a street sign poking it for the rest of his life hoping to get into this fabulous party and go on a quest. quite sad indeed
there are also DUM DUM DUM waffles?
im a having a mental blank now , i probably will never write anything like this again, just lately ive been going nuts from the heat here
anywayz cyaz pplz

P.S dont bother commenting if its about my spelling, im kinda stuck to typing this way
P.P.S i dont care about likes, only press if u TRULY liked it (i doubt it lol)