~this my first story, so don’t criticize it too much~

I woke up to see the face of my wife staring at me.

“Good morning, dear,” she seemed a bit too cheerful today. “Do you want any breakfast?”

“Errrrrr,” I don’t remember her ever being so nice. “What happened?”

The smile on her face quickly turned into a frown. “Don’t you remember what day today is!! I don’t believe this!! Today is our 2nd wedding aniversary!!”

“Errrr, so? We never do anything interesting,” I was still sleepy and forgot what kind of temper my wife has. How stupid I was.

“WELL! Guess what! We are going to this time!!”Boy, she seemed all worked up.

I tried guessing what we were going to do. The only thing we ever did interesting was when we went on our honeymoon. We ended up in our neighbour’s bedroom, pocketing jewelry and money. Well, being thieves, this is what we do for a living. However, I ended up using brute force and being a bandit while she became an assassin.

“You’re not thinking of visiting old Mrs. Popkin’s house are you?” I asked nervously.

“Actually, I was thinking of going to Jr.Balrog’s” she said grimly…….