Right, now, this is my first blog… Like… Ever… and I’m no J.R.R Tolkien, so sorry if it’s absolute poo.
Right, OK… After many days…well, two days… of channel hopping for a Moshmom, I finally found her. Bwahahaha. 
So… before jumping from the rope to solo-slay my first Mushmom, (see image #1) I remembered to say “yay” in a very nooby manner, and take a screenie. Apart from saying “yay”, I decided it might be a good idea to equip some decent equips – i.e. unequip the red whip, the scrolled snowshoes, and the ol’ Independence Day Top Hat; and don the Green Gold-Winded shoes, the Dark Golden Circlet, and the above-average-to-start-with-then-[lamely]-scrolled-by-me Cromi.
When this was done, I eased the grip on the rope and dropped to the ground. (More like pressed the Alt key+right arrow, but hey 
) It was only then that I wondered if I had enough HP/MP Potions 
, however, I did… Luckily.
After seconds of panic, I got my act together and decided to begin spamming my ‘End’ key (Cold Beam if you were wondering), and as you can see, it wasn’t a bad idea (see image #2 [I did do some 1k’s+ but I was pressing the wrong key, as you can read below ]). The pressing of the ‘d’ key was though – it sucked! (see image #3) Obviously, it didn’t only take 4 hits for me to erase her from my screen, but unfortunately I spammed the White Potion key instead of Scroll Lock, which was quite annoying. >_>
After a couple’a minutes of heart throbbing (yes, heart throbbing – I get like that when something ‘important’ happens) pressure, I finally defeated her (see image #4). I gained 1200 EXP (as you probably know), a bit of dosh (money to you non-hip people xP) and an extremely fetching Mushmom spore (see image #5), as a souvenir.
I then decided to irritate my fellow guild members by spamming ‘ZOMG’ three times before explaining what they were for (), and explain that I had just killed my first-ever Mushmom……….
(I can’t fit any more screenies on 
, you’ll just have to take my word for it that I did the spamming )
Well… that’s it. I hope it wasn’t too lame and boring-a read for y’all. Thanks for reading my first blog.
JP
<[Inserts Anni’s long-ass greeting here]>
Good job on killing the Mushmom. She’s a toughÂ… cookie? Psshaw. Tayce T. made me a mushroom cookie in PM. >.>
~Cheezy
Lol grats’ JP.
Hehe, nice
I remember my first MM, I missed so much, rofl
Lol @ all of ya. Thanks for the nice comments. <3
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1) ~Cheezy Uh, what@mushroom cookie
I only missed once, (maybe twice) oh wait, you were a lower level when you first slayed MM, hmph
2) LolAnt@misses
~JP~
You seem like a nice guy.
Welcome to MMOT.
~The Ninja
hey welcome to MMO
here’s a welcome basket*hands you welcome basket*
there is extra armor in there (i suggest u put it on before Anni comes(shivers just thinking about the long greeting))
great blog
Very nice first blog. It was completely literate too. Wow.
Welcome to MMOTales.
Now, about the content: I killed my first Mushmom at 50 on my first sin and then 45 on my dexless @.@
I’ve probably killed roughly 100 MM’s and 100 ZMM’s by now. A word to the wise: ZMM pwns MM because it takes roughly one fourth of the time to walk there AND no one goes there. I <3 me some ZMM.
OR.
You can take the VIP cab and skip about 10 minutes of walking time right’o.
Welcome to MMOTales, ecstatic and enraptured to meet you. o.o
Strike that, change it to. . nice to meet you. =]
Umm.
Apparently your entire guild always yells in Maple.
>->
Welcome.
ur damage sucks,
*Pokes thiefingdude*
Your damage cannot be called godly either >>;
CHEEZEY >:0
It isn’t a long-ass greeting D:
–
HIIIIIIIIIII .
WELCOME TO MMOTALES .
Don’t get involved in any flame wars .
[Advice by Dest1, I suppose .]
Talk about MMO-Related stuff .
Don’t Spam .
[I once spammed. Note the past tense. *Nods at Ink*]
Blog about MMO-related stuff .
Be nice <3
And I dare you to post crude comments, or ones that are classified under ‘heartless’ .
Don’t talk 1337 .
Type properly, legibly, don’t use short forms too often, and use paragraphs <3
Don’t rant about hackers; we’ve had enough of blogs debating whether hackers are [*Negatives*] or not.
Don’t make popularity blogs .
Read the rules if in any doubt .
Don’t cuss .
Do not make one-liners unless there’s a comic in it . 8D
Blog about your ENTIRE MMO DAY not just a section .
Do not start a flame war . Doing any of the above can cause one. If you dislike someone of MMOT, don’t say it. Just ignore the person.
Anything irrelevant to MMO can go in Profil3 <3
*Shakes your hands with great force*
– *Hands you a MuffinMallow*
Try it .
Its delicious <3
And not poisoned .
-Tries to hide poison bottle behind back-
*Snaps fingers*
Greetings, you are now completely under my control . You will obey the rules, and do everything as mentioned above, to prevent yourself from being burnt .
And you SHALL obey all of the above, or I’ll [b]hunt you down .[b]
–
Mushmom Pie 8D
People need to stop stealing Anni’s greeting. She made it, not you.
ANYWHO:
I solo’d my first MM at lvl 40 w/ my sin.
My second that I can remember was after the server check for patch .35 with my lvl 61 I/L Mage. Yes-Different char, WAY different level, about 10-9 months later.
I hate third jobs.
Nice first blog btw, better then others.
“Hi. Im new to MMOT. I play MS.”
-Hello, no duh, so do a lot of people.
Wanna join my army of darkness?
*falls asleep*
Apparently your entire guild always yells in Maple.
>->
Welcome.”
We do. >w<
Good job on your first Mushmom, JP. Lol, I remember my first mushmom,
<_<;
Thanks guys for your cool comments. *ignores thiefingdude’s comment >=O*
~JP~