ZOMG? I joined KSP and it’s really fun

Um yeah, and so this inspired me to write a series on mmotales…um…yeah. So if this is crappy don’t scream at me cause I’m only 13 D:

Here we go!

Sweat dripped down his face. His heart was beating, faster, and faster yet. He ran as fast as he could, dodging the molten lava dropping from the sky, which came from something that was stalking him. He zoomed into the bottom left teleport and teleported back to the center of the altar. He waited with patience.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” screamed someone. Someone appeared through the main teleport. The person was bouncing all over the fire walls, spreading flames as he went.

“Z0mG U N0OB WHY TEH EF DID j00 GO iN? NOOB!” screamed someone else. But Warren, with his great patience, ignored both of them and their nubish screams. He focused, and listened for the great flapping wings of the majestic- BAM! The beast had landed onto the ground of his flame filled altar! With a shrill battle cry, Warren charged towards the beast with his hammer in hand. With all his strenght he slammed the dragon’s scaly body! And again he slammed its shining crimson body. He swung his mighty hammer with all his might, drawing in every force of the earth element as he possibly could. As he reeled back for the final strike, the dragon immediatly thrusted itself into the air! It dropped fireballs all over the place, killing all the noobs who had dared challenge it’s might. But Warren was wise. He released a protection bubble, temporarily protecting him from the menacing fireballs dropping out of the heavens.

“WEEEEEEEEE!” A Shamoo screamed as she flew through the teleport that lead into the dragons altar. The dragon decided to crush the annoying noob and stopped pumping it’s mighty wings. It dropped right on top of the noobish Shamoo that had dared to enter it’s alter. As it slammed onto the ground, it released rolling fireballs that swept through the altar in six directions. It completely owned everything that came into the path. One headed straight for Warren, but alas, Warren was too slow. The rolling Balls of Fury (jk, I mean ball of fire) hit Warren head-on. He screamed and starting spamming random words, as the fire took over his body and seared it. All of a sudden, the ghost of the arrogant Shamoo hovered over him and said 1 word.

“N0o0ob!!”

As Warren strolled through a grassy meadow still in shame of being defeated and failing the quest, someone was zooming around the plains. Warren focused his eyes, and realized it was just another Hawk. But it just wasn’t any other ordinary Hawk, it was a Hawk with two swords! Warren studied him carefully, when all of a sudden the Hawk came running right towards him.

“Watch out!” the Hawk yelled as he tackled right at Warren.

“What the fudge! Watch it old man!”

“I’m sorry,” Warren said half heartedly, “but you look quite…skilled. Would you like to accept the quest of the defeat of Barlog?”

“Well…”

“Hey Hawk!” someone said. Warren and Hawk turned their heads as a Hazel came dashing at them in the form of a purple bat. She stopped and smiled at Hawk. Warren saw her busty bewbs and immidiatly had a huge b0ner. He was attracted to her, no doubt.

“Hey Hazel! How’s it going?” replied Hawk.

“Good! And who’s this?” She was talking to Warren.

“I’m Warren. Pleased to meet you.”

And so they discussed about how they would dispose of the infamous Barlog. All the while Warren kept glancing at Hazel.
Um yeah this is kinda short but I’m gonna continue this =D if you liked it click on the I liked it thing. -Crosses fingers- Yeah I know this is kinda lame but w/e I find it funny =P