I’m in my spiteful mood, so please excuse any rudeness. But I wonder, how do people always end up making terrible stories? Well, I picked on a noob today and I asked him how, and this is what he said.
How to make a Cliché and Terrible Story
First, dumb your head so u can only takl lyk dis. u hafta replce all commn nowldge and smart stuf lyk dat.
Note: dont tipe ur blogs in mckrosft wrd. if u do, turn off all autocorrecting stufz. + NVR NVR EVR use splel chek or ne sort uv punctuashun
Author’s note : To prevent killing anyone’s eyes, I will continue to use proper grammar and spelling. However, to CORRECTLY make a cliché and terrible story, please continue referring to step one.
Second of all, you have to have to try to rip everything that’s popular right now. After all, you ARE aiming for cliché!
Look at what’s popular right now with society- be it Harry Potter, making fun of fat people, or further display of being a conformist with no individuality or imagination.
The BEST way to make a cliché and terrible story is to reproduce this concept or story, replacing every other word with a Maple Story related word and all of the names with your own.
Speaking of names, how do you come up with a cliché and terrible name for your warrior protagonist male who’s going to save the world AND get the most beautiful girl in the end? You can always
a) Check out the latest anime and pick the main characters names. Also, add titles and honorifics like “-kun”, “Kawaii! :D”, “baka”, or “Lord”. I personally suggest using names like “Sora”, “Tsubasa”, “Riku”, the translation of some overused concept such as “flying” or “love” or “misunderstood with a dark deep past because my family was killed by someone I’m vowing revenge”, or “Inu Yasha”.
Or b) Pick your best friend’s name from school, like Jimmy or Susie.
If possible, try to make your story sound awkward by combining both methods. It’s always cliché and terrible if you have “Yukino-Kawaii-Desu looked across the room and fell in love with Billy.”
Go for the least amount of detail, and most overused expressions ever! Try to fill in the blanks for some of these :
“______ was attacked by mobs of ______, and just as she was about to pass out, _______ saved her using ______”
“_____ looked up and thanked the person, slightly blushing. ______ knew that they were going to spend the rest of their lives together!”
“No one ever really loved me, so I must kill _______ to avenge my brother who died in the battle of ______!”
“I’ve never seen love before, but after seeing ______, my heart always raced.”
And last but not least, appearances of your character must always stand out! Or might I say, be hyped and unoriginal? Make sure that all of your characters are over level sixty and have the best armor. Also, the main character male must be a warrior, and the main character female must be a mage with no flaws. The two have to fall in love in the end. Don’t forget that all characters must be fit, strong, fast, and good looking!
Footnote ::
Fellow writer vicelin adds, “Don’t forget that every female also has to fit into the Mary-Sue category. There must me minimal plot development, and at least three paragraphs describing the perfect figures of the main female character, and MUST include at least 10 synonyms for “beautiful” directly from Microsoft Word Thesaurus.”
And a word from SilverFX , “Heck, and the girl ALWAYS has to get kidnapped by the EVILEVIL man that wants her so baad, and she will get so haplessly beaten up while waiting for her TRUE LOVE to save her! OMG S0 ExC1T1NG!”
Well, that’s all the noob told me. He gave me a “good luck” with my wanting to write cliché and terrible stories, and then I scammed him.
Take care <3
PS : Shoutout to all teh MMO friends I’ve made lately, especially teh Broan ones! x3 <3
Note : Few people have been inspired from this blog 😀 clawmauler’s “Takin Indigos Advice” , Guruji’s “Worst Story Evurr Part 1” Thanks for the support! , and TehFuzz’s “My maple romance.”
SCAMMER lol =] hehe nice cliche thingy mubober it’s good,
Definitely my favorite part of the blog. I love shoutouts. xD
Nice blog. I luff it. xD
Much love,
~ Panda
XD This made me laugh so hard!
I have something to add:
Don’t forget that every female also has to fit into the Mary-Sue category. There must me minimal plot development, and at least three paragraphs describing the perfect figures of the main female character, and MUST include at least 10 synonyms for “beautiful” directly from Microsoft Word Thesaurus.
This made me giggle for no reason.
Beautiful guide, Indigo. Great examples and tips. Let’s hear it for overused plot devices! =p
Honestly, I’m surprised your head didn’t explode. Do you need some aspirin for the headache that almost certainly followed that exchange? o_O
Anyway, keep up the great (and humorour) work!
-Arc
Lol, i wanna try this
nice one
yea check out my Blog, and indigo is TOTALLY right in every way ^_^
Thanks for all of the support~ ^-^ (Wow, this is a big hit!)
Yes vicelin, that IS something that I forgot to add! :O -must edit :3-
Hee hee, it’s alright Arc. The headache goes away after banging your head numerous times.
And thanks sooo much clawmauler for the blog~! ^-^b
Keep it up my fans :3 Let’s not make anymore bad stories anymore.
LMAO! xD
so true, each and EVERY part xD
“Also, the main character male must be a warrior, and the main character female must be a mage with no flaws. ”
However, about that one, it’s basically true for almost EVERY SINGLE RPG EVER! xD
That was the main reason as to why I made a fighter in the first place, because the warrior almost always is the main character in every RPG
EDIT: However, such stories will reamin to spawn. We must keep occasional reminders to prevent such things
, i want to make babies with you =0
lmfao, that was a good read
and yes, broa rules
BROANS RULE <3
o god, that made me crack up, lol
Indigo strikes again. 😀
Heck, and the girl ALWAYS has to get kidnapped by the EVILEVIL man that wants her so baad, and she will get so haplessly beaten up while waiting for her TRUE LOVE to save her! OMG S0 ExC1T1NG!
*coughs* sorry, the chocolate got to me.
“Poop was attacked by mobs of Jellies, and just as she was about to pass out, Pee saved her using Piss”
“Poop looked up and thanked the person, slightly blushing. Poop knew that they were going to spend the rest of their lives together!”
“No one ever really loved me, so I must kill Bum to avenge my brother who died in the battle of the Toilets!”
“I’ve never seen love before, but after seeing Pee, my heart always raced.”
o.o;
I love you guys XD
Hee hee, roflcakes~ Let’s go into the other room, shall we? ;D
Oh! Gujju, I recently made a character in Broa! 😀 Hopefully I’ll get in contact with you ^.^
And awesome Silver x3 I’ll have to add that one.
HAHAHA. Babii, that’s just hilarious.
And. . . kinda disgusting and totally unhygenical o_O
Dear me, looks your a Kingdom Hearts fan like me? From saying “Sora” and “Riku”, there is no way those 2 names can be used as a coincedence.
KINGDOM HEARTS ROCKS!