FIrst fic i wrote in a long time, this came to me during my Chem exam o.O. Yep, my mind’s randomness strikes again. I was going like “since delta g equals delta h minus T delta s… waaait, what if I introduced new classes to Maple? ANd made a fanfic out of it?” SO if I fail my chem, Ill blame the randomness of my mind. Yeah, thats it ><

“Ryaaaaa!” I yelled before burying my sword’s edge into an unexpecting snail. He let out a loud “Meep!” before dissolving into thin air, leaving behind a small stack of mesos and its shell. Pocketing the spoils, I yelled “How’s it going Rebecca?”

“Ya think? Help me kill this guy already!” came the boisterous voice as usual, now with an edge of panic.

Sighing, i trudged ahead. THe bushes parted to reveal a clearing, where a young girl with shouder-length blond hair was standing continously whacking a snail with a small club, which was unfazed by the constant abuse rained down on it. Her oval face was was already red from the heat and exertion, but her blue eyes sparkled with anger and slight frustration. Underneath the fair exterior was a “mischievious, impulsive imp with the ability to wreak carnage where’er she goes”.

At least that was what Pio called her when she was war-whooping around Amherst, smashing old boxes with the seal clubbin’ club to find his recycled goods.

“That’s a red snail ‘Becca, theyre tougher than the blue ones. Besides, your techniques all wrong, youre hitting the shell instead of the vulnerable parts.”

“Well excuse me! Stop lecturing me and kill it!” her voice rose an octave. Grumbling, I stabbed my sword into the snail, leaving the drops on the ground for her to grab.

“Man, Rebecca, what would you do without me….” In a flash, she had me in a headlock, her free hand performing her patented knuckledrill into my head. “Not get my ear talked off half the time?” she winked.

“And you would still be in trouble for breaking Sarah’s mirror…”

“I tripped!”

“Making Maria rewrite her letter FOUR TIMES?@

“A snail made off with it! I dropped it for a MILLISECOND and it ran off with it!” Rebecca paused in her tirade to glance at my disbelieving face. “And you STILL DONT BELIEVE ME! FINE!”

“Telling Nina Sen wanted peanut soup for dinner…”

“That was a joke!”

“Yeah, but she really did make it!”

“How was I to know it was an actual dish? Or that itll taste so yucky? Besides, you could have REFUSED to drink it!”

“It was either that, or be her delivery boy for a week. Anyway, get a move on, Mai promised to show me some moves once Ive trained enough on the monsters around here. And Ive got just about everything Biggs wants.”

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Aaaaaaaand cut, Cos i need to get back to studying statistics. Tell me what you think, while i go back to the world of unbiased means, contunity correction and approximating binomial theorems to normal distributions ><><><

Cheers,
Imppala

P.S. Brought Mandos out of cryogenic lockdown, and levelled him to lv 46 while i was lounging around the comp lab with nothing to do. I now hve maxed Haste, go me ^^