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Bah, humbug.
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I fully expect to see this after the next patch:

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My character’s tombstone. ——–> _|░░|_

(This lined up on preview.)

People with exceptionally sharp wits may have already surmised what this is about.

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On these new mass annoyance devices: one really must stop and wonder about the state of these board directors’ minds. I suppose their basic logic process goes “ITEMS TO SELL = MONEY >> ADD MORE ITEMS TO SELL!! ALSO, CHUCKNORRISLOL.”

The megaphones were okay.
The supermegaphones were eye-wrenchingly distracting and a pain the the ass, but at least they only lasted for four lines of the chat box.
The mapletv was huge, messing up the layouts of every city it latched itself onto and making people disconnect in towns, but at least it could be avoided to an extent.

This new thing sucks.


Diablo Messenger

Shout to everyone in the world your character is on with this megaphone. Now available with your avatar on the top of everyone’s screen! Comes with a burning background for your avatar.

Messenger of the devil? Great!

Now, for the meager equivalent of purchasing 2688 fl oz (about 80 L) of water, you can let the Father of Lies broadcast a message for all to see!

For irrefutable proof that Shaitan himself will shout your words, observe how multitudes of humans lag and die when the message appears on their screen. Powerful indeed.

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Obviously, the next phase would be to make messengers that breach the world divide and display to entire game versions.

I can only imagine what MSEA would be like.

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A few people having trouble installing the new patch indicates a low level of competency with regard to computers.

Many people having trouble installing the new patch indicates a low level of competency with regard to the autopatch programmers realizing that not everyone in the world owns the machines they use for testing.

Try including a link to the manual patcher in your fancy little game launch screen, for not all souls immediately know what to do when they see an error message. Altair was introduced in 1975; Apple II, 1977. Many people are ignorant wrt computers, no matter how old they are; keep that in mind while writing your manual patching instructions.

(For the record, I had no trouble with the patch.)

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I recently learned through trial and error that the word “christ” is defined as a curse word under the text filter sequence.

This is, as one is forced to type, either r-tarded, r3tarded, or r’etarded.

Sorry about the filter, C’hristine.

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  2. Lol, this patch sucked!
    Seriously, I’m agreeing that the last patch and this patch sucks! ME! I usually love patches!
    That supersmega is annoying and I personally want to kill every last person that uses it!
    Lol, I can’t believe nexon doesn’t support gay marriages if they can put something this gay in the game!
    “Ooh look little boxes with hearts and rainbows! I’m a gay NX whore so I’ll buy the pretty flower one, even though I’m a man! Doo doo duhhh!”No offense to anyone but as I quote from rush hour 3 “You’re asian, stop humiliating yourself!” sort of like “You’re a boy, stop putting on women’s clothes!”

    ~LaZzz. . .

  5. Dang. I’m scared now.

    But most of the time, I log in at insane hours when nobody is on anyways, so at least that’s a little better ;-;

  6. *typing* Hey, anyone ever been to Japan?
    *presses enter*
    “Cursing is not allowed.”
    *stabs computer*

  7. Waffle said: “Another Fantastic Blog by Iepiat

    How’d you manage to cram so much win in one blog?”

    QFT. >D

    Uh. Maybe the ‘on top of everyone’s screen’ meant something like at the top of the screen? Not completely covering everything? :/
    Anyway, it’s a big Ew. *kicks Nexon*

  8. SilverFx said: “

    Waffle said: “Another Fantastic Blog by Iepiat

    How’d you manage to cram so much win in one blog?”

    QFT. >D

    Uh. Maybe the ‘on top of everyone’s screen’ meant something like at the top of the screen? Not completely covering everything? :/
    Anyway, it’s a big Ew. *kicks Nexon*”

    It is but apparently it lags the hell outta people

  9. MapleTV made everyone that spawned into the same map as it DC too, when SEA first released it.
    And to think I hated MapleTV.
    Urgh.

  10. Yah, Nexon is in cahoots with the Devil. You can’t say Christ or Jew, but you can certainly say Satan, and there’s even a lagging-maton smega-mabob in his honor. D<

  13. lol, @Ganzi!
    Bypass filter: Have you ever been to Ja’an?
    Friends: What? ! ? ! ? ! *delete Ganzicus from friend’s list*

    ~LaZzz. . .(I mean unless it’s a picture of yourself isn’t the supersmegas, or w/e they’re called sort of horrible b/c you have to see ugly ppl? And doesn’t that just completely erase the idea of Maple TV? I mean who needs maple tv when you got a huge portable one in the corner? ! ? ! ? ! NEXON IS GAY(F’in greedy people!))

  14. Nexon. . XD

    This will definitely turn out to be a PR disaster [like bloody Odex and their cavalier attitude].

    =P

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