So I was getting bored when I finished my blog about Hidden Street, =P, I read one of Omgitsmithri’s blog about strange things in MapleStory, and it made me giggle. XD It was so hilarious so I thought that maybe I can write out one of my favorite jokes, called The Test. Hope you like it…
The Test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
Okay, so if you don’t get it, leave a comment and I’ll explain or if others drop by, they can explain as well. =)
lol thats so sad its the 3rd guys fault for killin the 2nd guy or else he wuda lived =o
lol thats soooo funnyy.! XDDD
wth XD it’s kinda perverted but it’s hilarious. lol. x_x
~jf~
lol, i heard this joke like 4 years ago XD
Lmao, I heard jokes like this so much times. >.< But there still funny. xD
Haha XD, that was really, really wierd, but I liked it.
The Minister and the Taxi Driver
A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, “I am a taxi driver from New York City.”
The angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses, and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.
Next, the minister steps up to the angel who hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water.
The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, “That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?”
The angel replies, “Up here we judge on results—all of your people sleep through your sermons—in his taxi, they pray.”