Me: Everybody! Today is another great day to go training. As you can see…

*Turns around and looks at all the noobs killing monsters*

Me: It is overpopulated now. Shadow and I shall try our best to find a Axe Stump who is unharmed…

Shadow: I think I found one!! There!!

Me: That’s a stump with an axe on it. It’s not a Axe Stump. Have you been drinking beer again?

Shadow: Well, if I have been drinking beer, those noobs crowding around the Stump with an axe on it have drank gallons of beer.

Me: You’re right…

*Screen shakes left*

Me: You see one?

*Screen shakes up and down*

Me: Where?

Shadow: Right above you?

Me: Huh?

Me: *Huff* *Puff*

Axe Stump: Oh sorry. Didn’t see you there.

Me: Why in the world were you flying from the sky?

Axe Stump: I’ve been reading some Nursery Rhymes about how the Bains jump over the moon.

Me: What!? Bains jump over the moon?

*Opens up Nursery Rhyme book and stares at it*

Shadow: The Axe stump is right. It is a bain jumping over the moon.

Me: There must be a logical explanation for this.

Axe Stump: There is no such thing as Logical explanation.

Me: Why? There must be some about how the Bain jump over the moon.

Axe Stump: Than how did I jump?

Me: Okay, this is the Interview. How did you jump over the … Sun?

Axe Stump: I jumped over the Sun? I thought it was the moon.

Me: It’s early in the morning! Duh!!

Axe Stump: Oh. So that’s the Logical explanation why my body burst into flames while coming down.

Me: See! Everything has a Logical explanation!

Shadow: I can prove you wrong.

Me: How?

Shadow: What’s the Logical explanation for a Noob jumping over the Sun?

Me: *Stares at the sky* *Noob Jumps over the Sun* *Lands splat on the ground* There has gotta be a Logical explanation for this… I know!! He must have been kicked by a Crimson Balrog or something.

Shadow: Than what about the Axe Stump that we’re interviewing?

Me: Whaddya mean?

Shadow: It’s dissapeared.

Me: Oh. That’s easy. It could have melted or got killed by a noob.

Shadow: How about eaten by a Crimson Balrog?

Me: What?

Shadow: *Points beside me*

Me: Yeaaaa Rite. You expect me to believe there’s an angry Balrog behind me waiting to gobble me up?

*Turns around* *Stares dumbfoundedly at the Crimson Balrog* *Get gobbles up*

Me: There’s gotta be a Logical Explanation for why the Crimson Balrog ate me up….

Me: It does!!! I got it why the Balrog ate me up!! It was ANGRY!!

*Gets gobbled up*