Maple Interviews

Alright, now first thing, that first screenie.. Edit = The pic have to be a link. You’ll find it below. NO PEEKING!

Is kinda lame. Yea, don’t worry, it’s related to the Interview. And it’s still me.

Interview with Masked Fish

Me: *Gurgles* *Gurgles*

*Takes out oxygen tank*

Me: Excuse me. Alright, now, ACTION!

Me: Welcome to yet another episode of Maple Interviews. We are now in Aqua Road, where marine life comes alive.

*Starts raining fishes and sharks*

Me: A little too alive… Hang on a second. How can it rain in water?

*Notice*

For those who are in Aqua Road, beware of the Fish and Sharks rain. Oh hang on, I got a better idea.

*Starts raining Fish and Chips*

Yum. I’m going there now. It’s raining Fish and Chips!

Me: Oh boy, one weird day. Anyway, we are here to interview… THE ALL UNFAMOUS MASKED FISHES!

*Crowd boos*

Me: I know you hate those fishes, I hate them too, always flying around acting like superman, but no underwear though. Anyway, we are going there to *Erhem* interview them than kill them.

*Crowd goes wild*

*Enters portal*

*Appears at El Nath*

*El Nath is raining cats and dogs*

*Notice*

It is raining cats and dogs in El Nath, ple- Wait hang on.

*Starts raining balrogs and snails*

*Maplers scream*

*Snail laughs*

Me: Alright, perfect chance! I shall interview a Balrog! Erhem, Mr Balrog-

*Balrog slashes through microphone.

Me: It’s alright, here, here’s another one.

*Slashes through again*

Me: Oh, bloody s*it!! And here’s the bill for the damage!

*Takes out holy water*

*Barog stares awkwardly at it*

Me: You need to open it.

*Balrog opens bottle*

*Dies from holy power*

Me: Alright, now, I’m going back to Aq- Hey! Hang on a second. It’s that glitch again. I was going through that portal… Oh yea. GMS!! (This time, must remember to turn off caps locks)

*GM appears*

GM: It’s you again. Owch. Stupid snail.

(GM takes snail up)

Snail: HEY! I WASN’T BOTHERING ANYONE!!!

GM: You bothered my hair.

A snail has been banned for messing a GM’s hair.

Me: Eh, I was going to Aqua Road to interview some Masked Fishes and got sent here.

GM: I see. I shall send you back there.

*Dissapears*

*An unknown voice*

You’ve got a boy! Congratulations! Hey, hang on a second, he’s all grown up. And… you’re a MALE!! HOLY ****

******************************************** (If you don’t get it, pls look at previous interview)

Shadow: Darn it. I’ve wasted 9 months of my life in that darkness *Shivers* How do babies live in there!?!?

Me: Alright, now we’re back at Aqua Road to interview the masked fishes…

Masked Fish: TRALALALALA!

Me: Isn’t that Captain under- Oh never mind.

*Unknown Voice*

Is that a pig? Is that a flying underwear? No, it’s SUPER MASKED FISH!

Me: Eh, mind flying down so I can interview you?

Masked fish: NO TIME! THERE ARE SO MANY FISH SMUGGLERS AROUND! MUST SAVE ALL FISHES!

Me: … Weird fish.

Masked Fish: I’VE BEEN INTENDING TO MAKE A COMIC BOOK ABOUT MYSELF. AND I CALL IT THE ADVENTURES OF MASKED FISH.

Me: The Misadventures of Masked fish seems to be a better title.

Masked Fish: Here’s how it goes… ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, IN THE WATERS OF AQUA LAND-

Me: Aqua Road.

Masked Fish: WHATEVER! ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, IN THE DEEP WATERS OF AQUA ROAD-

Me: The water isn’t deep. Korean Folk Town has your water as a well..

Masked Fish: WHATEVER! ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, IN THE SHALLOW WATERS-

Me: It isn’t shallow-

*Masked Fish explouds*

*Underwear drops down*

Me: Hey whaddya know, they do wear underwear. O_o.

END~ Now, look at Screenie. lol.

Click here for pic..

8 thoughts on “Maple Interviews”

  1. LAWL! ROFLMAO,

    Me: It isn’t shallow-

    *Masked Fish explouds*

    *Underwear drops down*

    Me: Hey whaddya know, they do wear underwear. O_o.

    That is like, GREAT MAN! W00T.

  2. Hilarious

    This made my day <3

    After that stupid garfield ruined my morning >.<

  3. I shall officially pass down the Interview medallion to you, young padawan.

    May you continue to create more spiffitastic interviews like this bordering on insanity and chip.

    Salute!

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