The snails are conspiring against us.

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That’s right kids, after hours of research and a few bowls (of ramen), I have come to the conclusion that the snails are conspiring against us. I think they are sick of us killing them off. They are tired of being weak!
Soon they will join forces and kill everyone in Maplestory.
We must protect ourselves!!!!
I mean look at the way they gather together, they are secretly plotting.
Look at the way they look at you! Like “duhhhh”, they aren’t really stupid they are just waiting to carry out their sinister plans!
(Okay maybe they are just dumb, but one must wonder. >_>;;)
I have only a few ideas on how to protect ourselves, a few are:…
1) Get more french Maplestory players.
2) Become snails. If you can’t beat them, join them.
3) Put finger puppets on our heads and do the dance of the drag queen.

You all might not believe me now, but just wait.
Wait until you go on Maplestory with your level 50somethingness, and go to randomly off snails in one hit.
And omg, onoz!
They don’t die!
JUST WAIT!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I did.
We.Must.Protect.Ourselves.
For the better of Maplers everywhere!
For the future of mankind! For potions, armor, and the pursuit of mesos!
Who will join to concquer the evil snails? ;o
………………………………………………… *Pauses for dramatic effect*
I think I might be drunk off of jolly ranchers.
Nope not think, know.
Now I’m going to go eat more.
Peace out, yo.

15 thoughts on “The snails are conspiring against us.”

  2. Yes.
    Everyone is. Even you Pooneh, for the snails have snail ninjas. They are twice as small, thus twice as fast. Plus they have those googley eyes, I mean come on, that’s just creepy. o_o;
    THEY WILL BLIND YOU WITH THE GOOGLEY EYES >:O!
    Everyone must say goodbye to their loved ones.
    *Sniff, tear* Goodbye family I knew yew well!

  4. You were um, Lucky this time!
    And.
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, That’s nasty o-o!

  5. Pfft, no snails will dare touch me and face the wraith of GRIMNO. And if thats not enough, I’ll bribe my way past em, load up on Salt shooting guns, and then carve a path to Omega Sector! They’ll be lost for days, trying to climb all the way down Eos tower, getting pounced on by Block Golems and Airplanes, and in Omega Sector, I’ll load up on guns and mass the resistance!
    Viva the Resisitance! ::holds up a rifle and roars::

  8. O_o
    snails. . . everywhere. . . >_>
    this might have potential.
    *goes to drakes meal table to plot the domination over maple with bob the snail*

  9. Darkness> I suppose, But but but *whine* I wanna do it, me me me o0!
    Guruji> Yes. Now go forth and kill zem snails >D!
    Scarlet> , TRAITOR! o-o But Bob is a good name.

  12. Lmfao, snails are conspiring against us? That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever he-ARGH! *gets tackled to the ground by hoards of rampaging snails*

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