Hello thar. This is my first blog. I felt compelled to write. Very simple equation no?

Want+ability to=Do

Yay!

So then, to the blog:

IS MAPLESTORY PUSHING DRUGS ON US?!

I recently got back to playing… and the answer I can think of is:

Yes

Here’s my proof:

Locations

-“New Leaf City”
I wonder what this “New leaf” is… MARY JANE, THAT’S WHAT!

-” Mushroom Shrine”
Not only are they inducing us to try these magic mushrooms, but they’re telling us to WORSHIP it.

Skills

-Well… basicly all of the really…

-Meditate:
You grow a tree. You sprinkle the leaves of the tree onto your party members. They have hightened magical abilities. Wow.

-Invinsibility:
You;’re not ACTUALLY invinsible… the cleric just makes you think you are… (replace cleric with “drugs” and add “because you’re high” to the end of that sentance)

-Bless:
Two angelic beings come and pour a golden liquid onto you. You perform better. Steroids anyone?

-The “Lets summon stuff like dragons from nowhere” spell.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quests
We all know they’re for the drug dealers…

-Huckles Magic Ingredients.
“Magic” Ingredients…. Why do you think he sits in a hole in the middle of nowhere with a huge sack on his back? He’s running. That’s why…

-Icarus and the Flying Pill.
Yeah… I imagine it is…

Items

-The Mushroom Wands.
Of course they add lots of magic power… -_-

-Potions
Do you think we drink them? They’re injected…(Fast blood access to heal wounds)

-The other types of potions
Food. How do we eat it in a second? We have the munchies.

Closing

Well, that pretty much sums it up.. if you have any comments.. leave them? o.O
DONT DO DRUGS!!!
STAY AWAY FROM MAPLESTORY!

Anywho, Im ganna go and play some MS… since Im addicted…. o.O (I wonder why?)

~HUNDaemon