A Day at Nexon

So, since I dont know how to start this, I’ll just go right ahead into it. Enjoy.

Wizet, Back in the old days:

Nexon: So since your newest version of Maplestory is called Global Maplestory, I think that you should sell it to an AMERICAN company.

Wizet:..Ok!

Nexon, Old days, after the release of the Cash shop.

Worker: Sir, weve had over 1000 people report others about impersonating a GM!

CEO: What? Why are you reading the reports?! Get back to real work!!

Worker: Yes sir! *Leaves*

CEO (In head): Hmm these players must be all 9 year olds..

-Later-

Worker: Sir!, the players are complaining about the megaphones being annoying! When someone starts to spam Megaphones, they all change channels to ignore them!

CEO: Hmmm.. so theres a way to dodge the megaphones? Ohhh I know just what to do

-Super Megaphones are released-
-later-

Worker: Sir, Some players have gotten banned for a week for buying sometimes hundreds of dollars worth of NX Cash! Is this explainable?

CEO: Nevermind that, just perma ban them! *Goes back to playing with a slinky*

Worker: Yes sir!

-In between all of this-

Worker: Sir!, Theres hundreds of hackers in the game! The real players are unable to train!

CEO: Oh, just ban a couple of em for a week, that should shut up the players.

Worker: Yes sir!

More recent times

Worker: Sir, The players are complaining about how annoying super megaphones are! Maybe we should give them the ability to turn them off?

CEO: Hmm.. they just keep complaining do they? This should give em a hint..

-Those annoying Super megaphones with the portraits are released-

Nexon now/future

Worker: Sir, after finding and stalking all the players on chat boards, it has been found out that they are not happy with how long leveling takes!

CEO: I have the perfect plan for just 25$, they can train twice as fast for about 2 hours! Its ingenious!

Worker: Sir, how do you expect this to work! Nobody would pay that much!

-x2EXP Cards become best sellers-

Nexon makes announcements

CEO: Dear players, we have a surprise for you! Fourth jobs are coming out soon! Unfortunatly, its going to take us until January to finish copy, pasting all of the other MS codes into ours, then we have to get some translators here, and teach them to type, so they can change all of the text to English!
The downtime is not scheduled, but the day before, well tell you. It should only be a maximum of 10 hours to 5 days. Without a doubt. Happy Mapling!

-Insert Break-

As you can see, were run by idiots.

Welcome to the world. /endEmoRant

In other news, I had a Red Justice cape sitting in my Inventory with my sin with 4 slots, so I decided to scroll it with 2 10% DEX scrolls.

They both failed, so I thought Id use my 10% INT scrolls on it too.

They both worked.

S>6INT Red Justice Cape in Bera@@@@@@@@@@@@

~HUNDaemon

15 thoughts on “A Day at Nexon”

that was funny hehe XD.
But one thing: if people complain about Nexon, why do they continue playing nexon’s games?
ps- i dont mind comedy stuff like this, in fact i like it better than all of the other ‘nexon us screwing us over’ blogs