Well, this was from a LOOONG time ago (August 28, 2005). This is the script for their wedding. Not the WHOLE script, but I wrote what I could according to all the screen shots I took.

Priest: EVERYONE, SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
Kafro: just start doing the thing
Priest: Dearly beloved
Guy6: . . .
Guy1: Awww, no organ playing
Priest: we are gathered here today to join these two
Priest: wonderful people in marriage
Priest: Suffie and Kafro
Guy7: I LOVE U KAF
Kafro: . . .
Priest: Kafro do you promise to love Suffie
Priest: to have and to hold
Guy6: I DO!!!
Kafro: . . .
Priest: . . .
All Guys: . . .
Guy1: Guy6. . . . >__<
Guy2: eat a big fat c0ck.
Guy4: W.T.F YOU MESSED UP HALF THE CEREMONY
Guy3: Guy6 shush before we mass defame you
Guy9: the immaturity is astounding.
Guy6: okok sorry
Guy5: WHO THE HELL BROUGHT GUY6
Guy9: just continue
Priest: . . .to have and to hold
Priest: to care in sickness and in health
Priest: until death do you part?
Kafro: I do, I guess
Guy1: U GUESS?????
Guy4: Sickness and health = low hp and mp?
Guy6: I OBJECT!
Priest: Suffie, do you promise to take Kafro
Guy3: YOU RUINED YOUR OWN WEDDING
Izzy: he guesses?
Guy6: i wanna kiss the bride
Guy7: KAF BABY I LOVE UUUUU
Priest: as your lawfully wedded husband
Priest: to have and to hold, in sickness and in health
Guy8: DEFAME GUY6
Priest: I present you two, Suffie and Kafro, as bride and groom
Guy1: KISS THE BRIDE BITCH
Guy2: *waves Kafro x Suffie banner*
Guy3: KISS HER LOVELY LIPS
Guy4: f3f3f3f3
Guy1: HOT SECKS NOW!!
Guy5: kiss dammit you shy people
*Kafro and Suffie f3 (kiss)*
Guy4: that was beautiful
Guy8: *clapclapclap*
Priest: MUCH REJOICING SOON.
Kafro: is the bride afk? o__O
Guy4: omg she is afk
Guy1: PARRTYYYYY ANYWAY
Me: PARTY!
Guy2: I WILL GIVE CHICKEN AS A GIFT
Kafro: SO WHERE’S THE FOOD??
Guy11: When do we eat, I’m hungry
Priest: *drops omok table*
*guy6 steals it*
Priest: GIB ME MY FCKING TABLE!!!
Guy1: BEER!
Guy6: i’ll give 10 mesos to couple
Allene: hahaha
Guy2: here’s food
Guy4: HEY KAF… NICE PARTY
Guy11: bring ze strippers and les party!!
Guy4: FOOD >>>>>
*wedding guests drop gifts for newlyweds*
*guy6 steals stuff*
Priest: HEY! DEFAME GUY6!
Guy4: LOOT FEST! WOOT
Guy6: LOOT!
Me: oh well. i’ll just drop some gifts even though they’ll get stolen
Izzy: me too
*I drop 1k and ores*
*Izzy drops 150 horny mushroom caps and ores*
Priest: OK CAKE’S HERE
*priest drops cake*
Guy6: GET THE CAKE!!!
*there’s a mad rush for the cake*
Priest: what!!! *lunges for it*
Guy6: I GOT IT
Preist: GET GUY6!!!
Me: ok i’m going lmao
Allene: haha ok
Izzy: me too