Nick’s Happy thread of Happy MS jokes.
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NickC11 : post all your maplestory jokes here!~~

Il start off with one I made up a while ago. ( its corny, but hey, I loled at it)

What skills does a baby spearman have?

Diaper Body * drum thing* ba dum dum chhhh~

EDIT : Since MS jokes can be hard to come up with this will now be a ” you know your addicted to MS when” thread. Me and a bunch of friend have made up like 76563895659375 of these but its awsome to hear other peoples also. Il try to update this thread so maybe it can become a super huge awsome compilation of lol.

You know your addicted to mapleStory when,

A friend from school tells you to visit a website. You prompty tell a teacher on him for advertising.
Someone walks into the same room as you while you are working out, you ask them to CC.
You wrap toilet paper on your clothes in hopes for an upgrade.
Before P.E class you go around asking people to haste you.
You tape a firecrackers to money and throw it at animals.
You see people throwing paper airplanes in class and ask them to hook you up with NX.
You collect grow mushrooms. When asked why you claim they will level you.
You take your dog out for walks and tell constantly tell it commands. When it is hungry you give it pink milk cartons.
When your friend going slow u saying to him:”Lag!”
Your building your house in a shape of a mushroom.
You see somebody jump from a building screaming “i can fly” and you scream back “HACKER!”
You are walking down a street hitting anything that moves with a stick.
You attack stumps and when asked why, you reply “i need some tree branches”
You are in long line and you suddenly jump up and down screaming, “Joining PQ”.
In stead of having a yardsale, you just shout everything you want to sell over a megaphone.
You get angry you open your mouth really wide and roll your eyes back in your head.
You go to your local convenient store and ask for potions, arrows, and to recharge your set of throwing stars.
You go to legoland and ask where rombot is.
You go to aquarium, but stay away from the shark tank and saying they will dispel your skills.
You spend all your money in quarters at a capsule machine trying 2 find the one that would get you to ludibrium.
You hike high up into the mountains looking for red drakes.
You tell everyone you will jump off the empire state building and only take 50 damage.
The police are trying to find a suspect. You call them noobs because they don’t just use /find to catch him.
People ask you how do u get so good at something ( game, sport, ect) you proudly say “i put my skill-points in correctly”
You are expelled from archery class because you taped bombs to your arrows.
You carry a lawn chair everywhere you go.
All the skulls from dinosaurs in your local museum are stolen. When caught you claim you were helping Ronnie and the Fairies.
You try to buy 100 hotdogs at your local diner.
According to you the taxi should take no less then 5 seconds to reach its desination.
You are driving and are cutoff by someone; quickly you pull out a mouse and desperately right click in hopes of defaming them.
When ever you bump something you shove it extra hard claiming its not you, its your powerguard.
When you drop some money and another person picks it up, before they can even give it to you you scream ” LOOTER!”
regardless of your financial status you often dress in jean shorts and a tee-shirt and ask anyone you see for money.
You go to a cult and say “Joining Guild”.
You go to a garden and hit snails thinking they will soon drop T-shirts.
You go to the hospital looking for Jane Doe so u can get a raggety cape.
You start killing a fish thinking they will drop equips or a Pianus Miniature.
You find out a friend wants to be a doctor when they are older. Everytime you hang out with them you randomly yell, ” HEAL!”
You walk around proudly displaying a lid of a pan you have taken from your kitchen.
In religion class you tell your teacher to ” HOLY SYMBOL NOW!”
You hear about a murder in which the victim was stabbed twice. You laugh because the murderer didn’t use savage blow.
In the middle of a thunder storm you grab a metal rod, rush outside, and yell ” THUNDERSPEAR!”

A recent blog on Basilmarket that i found was pretty funny. (i take no credit for this)