Well, I logged on to Maplestory (after ages) to realize that i was in Orbis. This was a good thing, because I was previously in Ludi. Ludi sucks. Well, it sucks for a level 68 warrior; even if he has gloves that add 20 accuracy.

Anyway, Aliyah screamed my name and i was like W00T! . She was in Amoria so I went to to the ship to Ellinia so that I can visit my Dearest…and guess who I ran into? TheLastCor . He wasn’t in my buddy list, but I knew I had seen him somewhere…a KSer? No, I rid that thought from my head. Nobody can KS Guru and live again. xD (j/k).

So we switched to channel 2 scania (the equivelent of channel 1 khaini) and boarded the ship. People fell in love with me as I stepped into the boat. They praised my presence. It was beautiful. Okay, so I lied. Nobody fell in love with me. However, I knew someone waited for me at the end of the ride. She loved me, I loved her, therefore she was awesome beyond any comparison.

Anyway, Cor, Aliyah, and I gathered. Aliyah asked for a photo op. We gave her the photo op. After that, we took a cab to Henesys. Sadly, that is when Aliyah’s parents came home. After that I cried and wept my eyes out. I was on the floor literally weeping; my heart filled with [The Sorrow] while I plan to go into space and then come back to earth screaming “I AM TEH FURY. I CAME BACK FROM SPACE AND I FELT LIKE BURNING THIS EARTH!!”

Then I realized that I was not playing Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. I realized that I was not The Fury. I realized I was Guruji; a loser that people hated (c’mon MMO…gimme the sympathy I need to take over this world >:D ).

TheLastCor was there, who soothed my pain with his silence and lack of words. He sorta showed me around Amoria. Then came a protest. Flags donning Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet; forming a rainbow while people yelled, “G@Y PRIDE!!” while men wore a dominatrix uniform and held whips and each other’s hands. Girls were there too, except that they did not have dominatrix uniforms. I found nothing wrong with this personally, I was too Liberal (see pacifist procrastinators).

Then I realized I was not in Toronto for that moment. Or outside the White House either. Or even Disneyland. I was in Amoria, on MapleStory.

So I bought three Groomsman suits. Red, white, and blue. Just now I realized the colours of these suits represented the United States. That is why the next time I log on, I will Canadianize myself by selling starting a sponsorship scandal and selling my Blue Suit.

Anyway, I then left Amoria and started pwning slimes and tree stumps. I then went to Shalom Temple. There were men. Each with a slightly rotated Swastika on their arms while they made a certain gesture with their arms. I grabbed my sparta. It looked like garbage, so I equipped my lionheart instead and stabbed a couple of those men to the ground. The rest parted yelling “Hail Hitler”. Just then came the Ninja, and he sliced their throats.

Then I realize that there is no PvP on MS.

Thus I logged off. Then I started to eat. Tandoori Chicken was awesome. So was egg-potato salad and macaroni salad and fried rice and regular salad with lettuce. I watched Canadian television. Shows that contained “Humour”…not ‘humor’, but “Humour”. Humour is the transcendental form of Humor; therefore better. Anyway, it was political humour. It made fun of the the conservatives and the liberals.

After that, I played Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and finally beat the Boss. Literally, the last bos is “The Boss”. Anyway, Metal Gear Solid 3 was one of those few games that left me saying “wow”. *SPOILER ALERT* The main character gets cheated upon by the girl he loved and his own country USA. He was forced to kill his mentor in that process. The name of his mentor would go down in history as a traitor to the US when in fact she was a hero. He realised that in the end after completing his mission. *Sigh*. Love, Action, Stealth, and Government Corruption all entwined into one awesome package.

Well, that was my day yesterday 😀

Today I’m going bowling and then to a restaurant. It’s my niece’s birthday

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PS. Aliyah’s <3 for Guru^2 = Guru’s <3 for Aliyah

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1. Me Sad
2. Me More Sad