Ok, this is a general statement for all random retards that pops their heads out of their arse to say “hi”

And when they say “Hi”, it is followed by comments like “OMG. You F#&ers are playing such a stoopid game lol, <insert approximately 5 swear words here>”

They say things like “omg, MS is a stupid game” or “you have no life” or MMOTales recent favourite (note the sarcasm):

First Topic: Stories

“Screw your stories you emo 12 year old norks. They suck, and noone else cares about them. Go freaking open ur curtains, and see the light… Guess what, Its coming from the SUN!!” (ganondorf363, OMG, GM) *w00t for embedded citations*

So…

Lemme get some points straight.

As they say, fight fire with fire. I’ll just sound more sophisticated.

First of all. You are a noob. Not a noob on MS, you are a noob in a game called “Planet Earth: Live your life”. Yes, there are many classes within that game. Many!

You are a noob because you are not aware of a very prominent class known as “the author”. Yes, they have many skills which PWN. Such as grammar. Grammar is a great skill that can be learned easily.

You may not know of this, but these “authors” (no they are not just a myth) make a lot of money. They see it in place values that you will possibly never comprehend. Now, if no one cares about the stories that the authors write, how can they make this money? Hmm…take a hint and do your own deductive reasoning. After doing so, read the following blog which basically shows how stupid you are for telling us that we have not life: link

However (if you even understand what i wrote thus far), wait, there’s more!

If someone writes stories, I am sure they must have realized what the world consists of, otherwise there would be nothing to write. Common sense, no?

Next Topic: MS SUCKS

Yep, I hate it when people say this too. They usually say that followed with the comments about its graphics and cutesy graphics.

First of all, a game can have good graphics but are not that great. There are many many games like that.

Second of all, why do people say a game is childish without even playing it? I get that a lot of the times when I say that the Kingdom Hearts Series is the best since it contains Disney characters.

Maplestory gets this name “childish” because of the cutesy look. My only defence on this topic is that if you don’t play a game for a reasonable amount of time, then you have no right to say “it sucks”.

So what makes a game good? Mindless sex? Course language? Gorified violence to the max? Truth is, those are the turnoffs for me. I play games that are original.

Topic Three: “Your a geek”

Hate that statement too, but it depends on the context. Geeks, as Aaru said, MADE your computer. The biggest nerd in the world, is the richest man in the world, also known as Bill Gates. In case you don’t realize, in the future, it wil be the “geeks” running the world.

If “geeks” don’t exist or have never existed, we would be living in the cave days trying to understand the concept of ‘t3h wheel’.

Topic Four: Don’t Judge

Just don’t judge people you don’t know. It’s stupid. Its like proving something right without the right facts-.-;

Topic Five: Don’t write love stories if you have never truly loved anyone

Mip makes a great point on the cliche. My reason are the following:

I really don’t like love stories since they end up being built upon a crap foundation. This foundation requires you to feel what the character feels. A love story captures emotions through your own experiences.

For example: “I love you, will you marry me?”

don’t like how that goes. . . *presses X on mozilla browser tab*

Another Example: “Her presence made my day. The only reason I ever made the habit of getting to class with a perfect attendance was to hear her cheery voice penetrate my sorrow as we talked. Even if it be for a few seconds, those little moments are the precious ones.”

Yep, now that’s good. *continues reading*

Rant Over…

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Guru wuzz hurr