aHA!~

Excited about the new patch, I sneaked on. With mom in the room next to mine.

I got great sneaking skills.

I went on my new thief first. The first thing I noticed was my inventory… around 500 slime thingummy. Sold most of em for 2k each, almost 1 mil, just by training on slimes for round 2 hours >=D. Then I did the Mom ‘n’ Dad quest, and tested out the free hair thing.
It PWNED. I look like a grandpa now. >=D

Then, I went on hott1e. Did the same quests, cept this time, I got. . .
Just look at the first two pics and see. (at the bottom)

Yea. I got a BOWLH- Antagonist
With OJ on it.
Just.
Like.
GANZICUS. Boohoo.

Yea. I got bored, and mom’s sleeping. Kinda. So I went to explooore.
First, I got to the map w/ iron boars. Hated em. Same exp as yetis (i think), yet stronger, faster, and uglier. BLEH.

THEN. I went in the dungeon. zombie mushie time~
I was prepared to wait two or three hours, but right when I cursed everyone with my boogie-ing skizzles, it SPAWNED.

On
TOP
OF
ME

me: WTHEYBBQPIESAUCESPAMISGOODINSERTRANDOMSTUFFLOLOMUSHIESUXMYSOCKSOMGWTHELL0124N63H4112!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!122@22@@@@@@@2221212121212121212SEVEN

Yea, the stupid shroom almost pwned me.
And it almost pwned the others too, as their accuracy was decreased xP

BUT THEN. I dunno what happened, it died so fast.
SO IN THE END…
the hermit got a pet scroll, a bag o’ money, and a weird mushroom o.O

Yea.
That’s about it.
Just came here to procrastinate.
And I had fun retyping this for three times o_o
*prays for no more errors*

yea.

-giggles in corner-

P.S. History sucks.
Really sucks.
……
Hi.

Ya.
No rly.

o_o

-giggles in corner-

URGH.
THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW!
SUBMIT OREADI!

edit: oh goodie. now i forgot to upload pics…

Here they are:

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