okay…this is completely weird…and sorry about all the capital letters…flame me if you want
WARNING: you MIGHT not like it if you hate spam…
and i dont think you guys will understand everything…xP

STORYTIME!!!

THERE ONCE WAS A……

MONKEY NAMED CLAREBEAR(rauru)…..

HE HAD 7 FRIENDS…..

UNFORTUNATELY TWO OF THEM WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING…..

SO ONE DAY CLAREBEAR DECIDES TO ASK WHY THE PICKLES AND BUNNIES ARE ALWAYS AT WAR…..

THEY RESPOND BY SENDING HIM ON A ROCKET TO THE MOON BUT HE ONLY BROUGHT 1 PACKAGE OF SKITTLZ…

AFTER EATING HIS SKITTLZ ON THE MOON HE CREATED A RAINBOW WHICH STRETCHED FROM THE MOON TO ENGLAND(SCOTLAND?, IRELAND?)…

WHEN HE ARRIVED HIS GOOD FRIEND STEVE GREETED HIM…

RAURU THEN ASKED HIS FRIEND STEVE IF HE WANTED TO GO AND HAVE SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS….

STEVE TAKES THIS AS AN INSULT TO HIS ENGLISHNESS…

STEVE DROPS HIM OUT OF BIG BEN INTO AN OLD ENGLISH CANNON AND FIRES HIM INTO THE SEA WHERE….

HE LANDS BY CAVS UNDERWATER RESEARCH FACILITY WHERE CAV IS STUDYING HOW MANY…..

BLONDES IT TAKES TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB&CAREBEARS
(WHICH FEMALE GUILDMEMBER HAS BLOND HAIR?)…

HE SEES RAURU SINKING IN THE WATER…

BY THE TIME HE REACHS RAURU HE IS ALMOST DEAD SO HE BRINGS HIM BACK INTO HIS RESEARCH LAB AND OPERATES…

CAV DOES THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK OF…

TURNS HIM INTO A CAREBEAR, UNFORTUNATELY…

HE WAS TURNED INTO THE SUICIDAL CAREBEAR AND HE INSTANTLY USED HIS CAREBEAR POWERS TO JUMP INTO A PIT OF SHARKS (NOTE: THESE SHARKS ARE NOT FED BY NATS)…

HOWEVER…..

HE WAKES UP AND FINDS HIMSELF IN YET ANOTHER PIT OF SHARKS(HE IS NO LONGER A CAREBEAR) BUT THESE SHARKS ARE SOMEHOW DIFFERENT AND THE WATER ALSO APPEARS TO BE DIFFERENT…

NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED HE COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS DIFFERENT…

THEN HE NOTICED THAT THE WATER WAS ACTUALLY MAGMA AND THE SHARKS WERE SKELETONS WITH GLOWING RED SPOTS WHERE THEIR EYES WOULD BE AND LASERBEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR FREAKIN HEADS…

HE QUICKLY SWIMS ASHORE ONLY TO FIND…

NATSUMI
RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD
LORD OF CHAOS
BEHEMOTH OF DESTRUCTION
QUEEN OF HATRED
MASTER OF ALL THINGS EVIL…

EATING A PIECE OF CAKE!…

SHE SLAPS HIM WITH ALLIE AND KATE(ALLIE AND KATE KILLED EACHOTHER)
THIS RE-KILLS RAURU AFTER HAVING ENOUGH FUN WITH RAURU NATSUMI SENDS HIM BACK TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING AS HER MINION OF DOOM…

HE WALKS DOWN THE STREET AND SEES GUO…

GUO IS CROSSING A VERY BUSY STREET BECUZ HE IS CHASING HIS BALL AND IS ABOUT TO BE HIT BY…

MY SCHOOLBUS WHICH I AM CURRENTLY WRITING THIS STORY FROM…

HE GOES TO HEAVEN BECUZ HE QUICKLY PUSHED GUO OUT OF THE WAY, IN HEAVEN HE MEETS….

COLO WHO TELLS HIM HIS DESTINY…

AFTER FINDING OUT WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE HE SET OUT ON HIS JOURNEY…

HE CLIMBED MOUNTAINS…

HE FOUGHT FOUL BEASTS…

EVEN RAN FROM A GREAT DEMON…

HE WENT THROUGH OLD CAVES AND TUNNELS…

UNTIL…

HE GOT TO THE FINAL POINT IN HIS DESTINY HE ARRIVED AT….

THE MOUNTAIN WHERE HE QUICKLY REMOVED THE RING GIVEN TO HIM BY COLO…

UNFORTUNATELY AS HE WAS ABOUT TO TOSS THE RING INTO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF THE MOUNTAIN NATS APPEARED ALONG WITH HER MINIONS ALLIE AND KATE(THEY’RE STILL FIGHTING)…

NATS DEMANDS THAT HE GIVE HER THE SACRED RING…

HE SAYS THAT IT IS TOO POWERFUL AND MUST BE DESTROYED…

THEN STEVE AND CAV SHOWED UP…

STEVE SAYS THAT HE MUST RETURN THE RING TO HIS QUEEN TO BECOME THE KING OF ENGLAND*POINTS OUT PINKY AND DRINKS HIS TEA*…

CAV SAYS THAT HE MUST HAVE THE RING SO HE CAN PUT IT INTO A CAREBEAR AND STUDY ITS SCIENTIFICAL PROPERTIES…

THEN RAURU SAYS SCREW IT I WANT IT AND HE PUTS IT ON…

THIS CREATES A DEVESTATING EFFECT…

IT SHOOTS A MAGICAL GREEN LIGHT THAT ENCIRCLES ALLIE-NATS-STEVE-KATE-CAV AND FUSES THEM INTO THE MOST TERRIFYING CREATURE….

THEY BECAME….

NOT PICHU…..
NOT PIKACHU…..
NOT RIACHU…..
THEY BECAME…..

PIPIKARIACHU…

HE BEGINS TO RUN BUT COLO APPEARS AND SAYS HE MUST FIGHT AND THAT SHE WILL HELP…

AS THEY ARE FIGHTING…

I APPEAR…

AND I…

BANISH THEM INTO THE 7TH DIMENSION OF THE FROZEN REALM OF HOERŠHËM…

WHERE THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A FROZEN OBLIVION
THE END

I KNOW THAT I STARTED OUT CALLING RAURU CLAREBEAR BUT I FORGOT AND SWITCHED IT (LUCKY HIM), ALSO YOU GUYS LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER SO DONT HATE ME FOR THE ENDING AND I JUST USED LIKE 50 POSTS MAKING THIS STORY.

yea…it hurts my eyes too o.o
thanks for reading…for those of you who did…and thanks for trying to read…for those of you who tried.