So, I’m talking with myself? o.o

Okay, this is an interview with NobodyNight. Instead of him interviewing me, he let me interview him! Oh, what fun! I’ll post all of the interview we had through the PM’s.

Gujju: You want to start right now?

NobodyNight: Sure, but give me like 2 minutes to unload the dishes.

Gujju: Haha. Used a lot for manual labor, eh? *writes that down*

NobodyNight: lol, guess so. According to my brother, we should wait for the dishes to “cool down” before we unload, no complaints here
so lets get it going

Gujju: Alright, first thingy:

Tell us a bit about yourself? Where does the famous MMOTaler-interviewer hail from? How old is thy genious? I’m assuming you’re a male, but please elaborate on what it’s like. I hear you’re a pimp.

NobodyNight: Well lets see
I live in Michigan, in a suburb of Detriot
My name is Alex
I am 14 ( not mentally)
I am a pimp huh? who told you that, whoever mentioned that is gonna get slapped!

Gujju: Huh, you’re 14. I can’t remember how old I am...

As for the pimp thing, it was a certain “Ganzicus” that told me so. I believe he’s one of your employees?

Okay, going on (stop side-tracking, you). Got any crushes on a certain luvvie-wuvvie girly-whirly? ;D

NobodyNight: Actually yeah, she used to sit near me in German but I moved across the room ><
It is hard to find a good looking,intelligent,non shallow girl at my school.

Gujju: You used to live in Germany? I’ve never been, what’s it like?

Also, what’s your favorite band? Whatchoo like listening to? ?ô

NobodyNight: No no, I take german class, I am taking it in HS.
Favorite band that is a hard one, I like Dresden Dolls, Nickelback, Kaiser chefs, Franz ferdinand, Marcy Playground, The band, NIN, Queens of the stone age, the verve pipe, at the moment I am listening to
link

Gujju: Look at all those orange pumpkins!

Do you see the pumpkins of which I’m speaking about? DO YOU?!

Next question: What’s your favorite food? Waiter, I would like the enchilada platter and two tacos.

As for me, I’ll have a chinchilla!

NobodyNight: Big fan of Tacos, Gumbo, pasta, Boston Kreme Donuts!

Gujju: Gumbi is a superhero in my country of… Astanboolastasiahaffenmeyer… K.

Okay, enough of these simple questions. What’s 2+2? What color is the sky during the day? What color is my dress? Does this dress make me look fat? If I wore a red dress, would I look better? Worse? WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DRESS NOW?!

Get anything accomplished in your life recently? Reach level 100? Post a blog? “Do it?”

NobodyNight: 4, blue, your not wearing a dress. . .or a bra for that matter. Nope makes you look FIIIINE, nope look good naked, I dont know.

Not really, been drawing a lot more lately reading stuff. Nah just lvl 47. “Do it” not with any one else, myself. . . .well god I have lost count.
( I am a extreamly honest person)

Gujju: You’ve done it with yourself? Like bacteria? Hm. Very interesting. What hole do you stick it in?

Next question! Who might your favorite MMOTaler be?

NobodyNight: No. . .like with a hand

SilverFx gotta be. She is funny, smart, and nice and seems like she would be pretty, and I PM her all the time. . .Wow, sounds a lot more mushy on paper oO

Gujju: Aww, how sweet. You mastur–

CHANGE OF SUBJECT!

What’s your favorite TV show? What’s your favorite movie? Who’s your favorite actor? (just wanted to get a few more of the prelimnaries out of the way)

NobodyNight: I am a big fan of Law & order, mythbuster, mostly discovery channel stuff. Movies:Monty python stuff, Die hard, James bond stuff.
Actors: Sean Connery, Jim Carrey, Robbin Williams, Jack Nicholson, Jennifer Aniston.

What do you mean “how sweet” I have gotten many responses to that phrase but that is a new one.

This is me btw link

God am I sexy!

Gujju: Huh. I always thought you’d of looked something more like this. xP

Okay, this is a serious question. If you were given a choice to save either your girlfriend hanging over a pit of sharks, a million dollars being lowered into a pit of lava, or your dog ready to be cannoned into a pit of spikes, who/what would you save? Please be specific on the method of saving who/whatever you save. Would you pull a MacGuyver or something?

NobodyNight: what KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!?

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It would be easier if it were my wife, because that would mean I really like her. The social Alex that people talk to, would say the Gf because that is just what you do, it is a human life.
The normal Alex, might say the dog, because a Dog ask for hardly anything, but it gives its love. With a girl you have to meet her requirements ect

Gujju: You pervert. I would’ve at least made time to save everybody, including the money. It has the right to live, too.

Where would be your favorite place to go on vacation?

NobodyNight: ****, I though I could only save one!
I will save them all then!

favorite place. . .hmmm england or France!
For relaxtion though, probably St.Thomas!

Gujju: Too late! They’re all dead!

If you could visit any planet, which one would it be and why? You won’t die if you go there by the way, unless it was Earth. No human can live there.

NobodyNight: Hmmm, probably Venus or Mars, Venus because it is so beautiful in the night sky.

Gujju: Doesn’t Venus only appear at sunrise/sunset? Either way, good choice.

If you could own any form of transportation, what would it be? Personally I would like a yacht-balloon.

NobodyNight: I WOULD LIKE THE HINDENBURG!
Btw you said
” EITHER your girlfriend or dog” so I couldnt save them all

Gujju: “Or” is the new “and.” >.>

Okay, what’s your favorite video game and consule? And, do you wanna play SSBB?!?!?!

NobodyNight: Favorite game: LOZ ocarina of time
Console: hmm probably X-box or PS2

SSBB I would like to, but if I never do, I wont mind. I am more transfixed on H3 to tell ya truth

Gujju: How say you on some Call of Duty 4? I hear that’s good.

Okay, I think this last question might conclude the interview. You were right, it’s a lot more work than it cuts out to be. o.o

Um… Know any good questions?

NobodyNight: Hmmm. . .you never asked my favorite color.
Which is Blue, I also like gray.
I got to go to bed in like 3 minutes any way

Gujju: Huh. I thought I already asked your color. I could’ve sworn you said blue before. o.o

Okay then, we can stop now since you have to go to bed (hehe wuss). Thanks for playing!

NobodyNight: I dont want to go to bed but I gotta =P
I AM AS MANLY AS TARZAN!
Sexier then Rick James!

Gujju: ~sent last message; never got reply; he had to have the last word~

Yep. So that’s about it. Hope you enjoyed, everyone.