Well.
This whole week has been going pretty much in the opposite way I said it would.
Let us begin, Friday.
After school, I went to my brothers. . .
Well, his cable box EXPLODED so I couldn’t really play online that much. Usually he could hook the internet into multiple things so you can play 2 computers online AND an Xbox 360 Online AT THE SAME TIME! AWSOMENESS!
Well. Now we could only do 1 thing at a time, by running the internet directly into a system.
Needless to say, Laura, played MapleStory ALL DAY LONG!
So me and my brother played Earth Defense Force. . .and beat it.
56 levels of bug killing action in Next-Gen graphics. . . .
Of course, it did have its moments.
For starters, THE WHOLE CITY IS DESTRUCTABLE! And everything looks sweet.
Heres one mission. . .
Me and my brother had to kill three 120 Feet tall Godzilla Look-A-Likes. Cept they were armored and breathed fire.
Well, I grabbed the chopper and was flying in the air doing strafing runs, while my brother was using a rabid-fire Rocket Launcher.
We killed them pretty easily.
Another stage involved another Godzilla Look-A-Like with LASER CANNONS!
I was in another chopper, but he shot me out of the sky. . . .
Well, I was on the ground, and guess what. The thing looks STRAIGHT at me and the giant shoulder mounted Cannons start glowing.
Do you know how scary it is to see 2 cannons the size of a subway trains, pointed at you, less than 30 feet away, and about to fire?
YOU RUN VERY FAST!
Well. . . that night. Laura went to sleep.
So I hooked the 360 up and played Gears of War online. I then relized that the maps Old Bones and Raven Down were FREE to download. >.<
So I downloaded them.
I then played GoW till 7 AM. . .
It was fun! Shotgunning here, getting shot there.
I even pulled off a killer move that saved my buddies life.
My buddy (The leader. If leader dies, your team loses. Well, in the Game Mode Assasination), was running past some boxes when an enemy ran out from behind and chased after him. This is how it went.
Me- ::Through Headset:: “LEADER BEHIND YOU!” ::Fires shotgun::
Leader- ::turns around and fires off his machine gun::
Me- ::Makes a shot to the enemy, making him fall down. Then I walked over to him, and hit X to deliver a curb stomp!::
Curb Stomp- Is when your character lifts his foot, and splatters the enemys head on the ground, using your foot.
Then Carmine (guy I was playing) said “COME ON! DIE FOR PAPA!”
Well. The weekend at my brothers house was very fun. . . till Saturday night.
We beat Earth Defense Force at 4 AM. .
So do you know what my brother did?
HE TOOK ME HOME AT 4 AM! We got home around 5 FREGIN AM!!!
I woke up at noon. . . .
Well. Now I got other stuff to look forward to. . .
Drivers Practice on Thursday till Tuesday. . .
Gotta mow the lawn after dinner. . .
Gotta do DISHES!
Gotta feed the cats. . .
And other stuff. . .
Today was kinda “weird” in school.
1st period
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Me- “I’m gonna stay awake after the test so that I can draw” ::12.3 seconds later:: “Zzzzzzzzz. . . .”
2nd Period
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::Was doing a shooting assignment outside, and a fellow student caught me hanging from the outside stairs handrails. A 4 foot drop below me::
Ashley- What are you doing?
Me- I’m Solid Snake. . . be quiet. I’m being. . .”Stealthy”
Ashley- Uh huh. . .
Karl- Whats going on over here? ::Comes over::
Me- ::Makes DLING noise as I was spotted. Then started to inch away along the railing. Then lost grip and fell to the ground, then acted like the fall killed me.:: “Oh wah. . .wah. . .wah. . . .”
::Luckily Karl plays Metal Gear Solid::
Karl- “Snake, answer me. Snake, SNAAAAKE!”
Ashley- Get up. I need to take a photo of you in a dim area for photo number 5
Me- ::Getting up:: “Ok. After that, I’ll need to take your photo with an artificial light shining. So we’ll have to go inside, into the halls.::
3rd Period
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::I molded clay around my entire left hand::
Me- Eat your heart out SandMan. . .
Mr. Emmert- What are you doing?
Me- Wasting time. . .
Mr. Emmert- Its good to know you come to my class to waste time. .
4th Period
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::Me and my buddy Dakotah was talking about Naruto. And about the little Naruto mini-comics I like to make::
Me- “You remember that comic about Itachi liking Pudding Cups?
Dakatoh- “Yeah”
Me- “Well I came up with a Jingle!”
Dakotah- ::winces:: What!?
Me- ::musical:: “If you want something that tastes better than pups, buy one of Itachi’s pudding cups!”
Dakotah- ::laughing::
Me- New flavors! Chouji Cherry, Uchiha Chocolate, Naruto Nectar, Tsunada Tsunami!
5th Period
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::I drew. . .::
6th Period
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::I actually wrote down the notes for once. My buddies Cory and Ryan were SHOCKED!::
::After writing down the notes, I went up to Mr. Swift::
Mr. Swift- “Wow. . . your wrote down the notes.”
Me- ::In a deep manly voice:: “YEAH! I WROTE EM DOWN! WHAT NOW MR. SWIFT!? NOTHING! THATS WHAT! HA! IN YOUR BALD HEADED FACE!!!!!”
Mr. Swift- Uh-huh. . .
7th period
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I bribed Brandon (A.K.A. “Skippy" with a Soda in order to get some answers for some program worksheets.
We had to make a company (I’m the G.C.R. -Grimno’s Clone Research-) and then complete 10 worksheets. No time limit given so you can turn them in whever. But to earn more points, you have to get them done faster.
I’m currently in 4th place in the class. Skippy and A.J. already finished.
Well. Dat is all for today.
And now I shall drink zis RootBeer and laugh Evilly.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And I also played more Conker.
Picture- This is a picture of Conker’s Multiplayer, which I’m using. Its not actually me, I located this on
“Da Google”
That map you see is pretty much the whole stage, cept for the outer ring which has the towers. (which hes standing on)
That level is called “The Ditch”
And the character is a Grunt off the Tediz side.
Those ships are the air-fighters. Only Sky-Jockey class can pilot those.
just wanted you to see what it looks like.
I also got revenge on EpicTales. . .
BY RAMMING MY BOOT TO HIS BACK AND WATCH HIM/HER FALL DOWN INTO THE ABYSS BELOW!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . . . .whew. . . .::breaths in:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahah. . . . . . . .
Yeah. . .
~Grimno (WOOPIE!)
Hardcore gamer. o__o
Release the next chapter!
~Nezzy
I love that dialogue with Mr Emmert. XD
7 periods?
I only have 5,
This blog was hilarious. It sounds like you have a lot of fun at school.
i wish i had as much fun in school o.O;