Right. Let’s get down to brass tacks.

Dest1 ate the cookies.
Blame him.

Right, time for the real-deal-e-o?

BlackNazgul wrote a poem (Tribute) to MMOtales

Wait, hold on. I gotta stop myself, cause when I said “Black” it reminded me of this one guy off XBOX Live named “BlackGuyWitCash” on GearsOfWar
It was funny.
We kept emphasizing “Black” in the name, and he started getting mad saying “Don’t call me a black guy with cash”
and this one guy on my team said
“Alright, alright. My bad. Your a “BrotherWithCurrency”

Everybody laughed. Even the enemies.

Right, back to my point.

Nazgul wrote a poem. A poemy kinda poem.
AND I THE MAGNIFICENT ECCENTRIC GRIMNO BE NOTITH IN ITH!
Well, I shall COUNTER your Poem.

Alright. . .

~Draws Card~

Ok. . . I’m gonna tap 2 Water Lands (Water Mana) to play “Fountain Of Learning” which gives me +4 Water Mana. Then I shall use 2 of those Water Mana’s to play “LakeSide Kavu” which is a 2/2 Kavu.
Ok. . .
I can’t attack with him due to summoning sickness but I shall play this card by tapping 1 land water card and using the 2 other water mana to play
“Spell Reversal”
Right, I counter target spell, which I’m going to choose your Poem.

That ends my turn.

HA! YOUR POEM HAS BEEN COUNTERED!
MUAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

I shall now totally make an awesome Poem.
Cause I can.
For tonight, I am OPPOSITE NAZGUL!

*paints self white and then tries to figure out what a “Nazgul” is.*

Oh wells. I’m WHITENAZGUL!

Let us begin.

Wait. . . wait.
I have to go to the bathroom. . .

Back. Whew, relief.

Ok.

AHEM

Dedicated To Everyone, Cept that guy over there, with the afro.
No, not him. The guy to his left.
No, HIS left.
Too far. . .
Ok look. You see the guy with the blue “Dead Rising” shirt with the words “Chop Til You Drop” text? Well, go two people to THAT guys left. Standing next to the BlackGuyWithCash. Not the WhiteGuyWithMoney. Yes. . . no.
That’s an Asian guy.
Behind him.
Yes.
Him.
Good-Job. *thumbs up*

~The Counter Poem~

There’s like, this site called MMOtales.
Where women are mistaken as males.
A solitare rip-off for those who like snails.
And has nothing to do with DuckTales.

The people there are whack.
Some are funny, but most are whack.
Their colors are that of whack.
Which is safe to say, whack.

But where to begin our story.
Of all those with much glory
I guess I’ll have to steal Naz’s brush.
And replace it with this, like. . . thing. Idk what it is. I found it while walking down the street. I was whistling and saw it and I said “OMG! IT’S A THING”. Anyways, I was distracted and had a big headrush.

AzNxKnife, is a guy?
Always. . . uh. . . always.
He does stuff.
Lot’s of stuff. . .
I think. . .

Ganzicus is a girl.
But not the kind to do a twirl.
Or take you for a whirl. .
Or stick fish in her socks. . .
That’s just weird.

Annikabelle, copy and pasted the name.
Cause I can’t type it all the same.
You probably think that’s pretty lame.
Well SCREW YOU!
I mean, “She has to affiliation with LazyDame”

Lazydame used to message me.
But now she seems to leave me be.
Wait, LazyDame is a girl right? You know, “DAME” and all you see.
<.< Yeah. . . ok. . .

MasterCheeze

AliyahRoyal I do not know much.
As you can tell the way I say such.
Nazgul said she’s fun to lick.
But nah, she tastes funny.
I mean like, you lick her and your like “Hm. Paculiar taste”.
Yeah.

SilverFX. She hurts stuff.
And that stuff usually bleeds D:

Fenrir is a “Wolf”.
With many “Fans”
Who cheer for him as he “Stands”
Tries to “Reproduce”
But “Fails”
Sucks to be “Him”

MipSacri
Yeah. She know stuff.
Maybe she can help us defeat Captain.
Oh ****, I stopped rhyming.
*Brain-Fart*

DeathWalker.
He might be a Stalker.
Of who he stalks?
I don’t know er chalks.

Aaru.
*runs up to Aaru*
link

Iepiat, a friend of Naz.
Who I think is a spaz.
Heh, right, likes all the “Zaz”
Of old-time blues, and some Jazz.

Garden Of Eden

AxiomFable I think is a girl.
Twirl
Whirl
Ryhme whatever. . .

Repty likes, books.
By the way it looks,
I’d say hes a lizard.
And. . . eats McDonald’s Blizzards?
@_@

ShiningWings got GAME
I HAVE IT ALL THE SAME
SHIPPIDY-SHAM-SHAME
POOF! A FLAME!

Jes? Like “Jesus”?
I got Jesus.
You got Jesus?
Look, a crow.

~record scratch~
Hold on, there’s someone here named Watermelon?
Zomgbbq.

NobodyNight
Does interviews but doesn’t fight.
For he has seen the light.
And tries with all his might.
Yeah. . .
I still say it sounds like an Inn.

Grimno.
Sha-Fregin-Zam Eccentric

So there ya go
So before you go
I want you to know.
That uh, ShiningWings. You forgot to put the seat down. . .
=.=

THE END
Finally
Woot
Yeah
Awesome
Huzzah
Shuzzah
Whuzzah
WHASSUP?!?!?!?

Right, onto the story.

Today. . night. . I went shopping with my brother and his girlfriend at Wal-Mart.
Well, we finished, and as we were both leaving with out buggies I started “revving” the kart’s “Engine”
Cause I wanted to Buggie Race.

Well, he said “GO” and we started to race down the parking lot. . . at 1 AM.
He was in the lead but then he did something stupid. Funny, but stupid.
He tried to jump on the kart and ride it. You know, when you put your feet on the wheel bar and ride the kart.

One problem. All the weight was at the front. And the extra weight of him JUMPING onto the bar.

The result was as such.

The nose of the kart shoot UP into the AIR and my brother’s leg got caught.
The kart flew back, spilling everyone out and toppling onto my brother.
I had to stop. Luckily I did so before I would have smashed into a truck.

I looked back and he was on the ground groaning. Not “Ouch” groaning, but “Omg, why did I do that?” groaning.
I couldn’t stop laughing. His GF couldn’t stop laughing.
Luckily, nothing was broken.

Also, I won the race.

He said “Cause of a technicality” and started saying that it was the first time he “wrecked a shopping cart”.

Lawl.

It’s funny.
You should have seen it.
BUT YA DIDN’T

Oh wells.

Well, there ya go.
A counter peom.
And a story.

Now go to bed.
Cause like I said.

I GOT GAME!!!!!

~Grimno (*eating Milk Duds*)