Desperate Measures to Play

Alright, I’ve tried EVERYTHING to get these games to try and work. (Well, not EVERYTHING, but theres no way I’m gonna tie a fish to the CPU, paint it red, and have a bull ram it all the way to Italy so that a man named Luigi could make a Pizza out of it.)
Heres what I’ve done.

1- Blew the crap out of dem firewalls. Quote that one president “Tear down these walls!”
2- Blew the crap out of every security thing on my PC. Quote that other one president “Tear down these security programs!”
3- Updated my drivers, which did jack, cept take time. Quote George W Bush “Tear down these curtains! They clash with the carpet.”
4- Blew the crap out of MapleStory. Since it was after the LAST Update that it didn’t work. Quote me “God damn computer! It won’t FREGIN WORK!”

Now, since it still doesn’t work. I’m gonna go to plan 2. ELIMINATE ALL GAMES ON MY PC but keep saves. AND IF IT STILL DOESN”T WORK.

COMPUTER REFORMATE!!! GRRRRRRrrrrrrr……rrr….

So that will be all…cept I just relized. Superbowls on. SO WHOS EVEN GONNA READ THIS!!!

::pauses:: Since noone can read this…and I’m technically alone…hmmmm.. ::pulls out a can of beef::
“Rippltons BEEF. The only BEEF with enough MEAT in it to make any day, a BEEFY day!”
Hahaha…useless product placement…muhahahah

::Grabs a spray can and runs off to some blank walls::

5 thoughts on “Desperate Measures to Play”

  1. Did you try deleting the Wizet folders and all and reinstalling? I know that worked for a lot of people.

    And I loathe the Superbowl, at least this year. No good teams, no good company to watch it with.

  2. LMAO! Tear down these curtains! They clash with the carpet! This was a funny blog. xD

    ~Cheezy

  3. Lol calm down, I had the same problem as you. Luckily for me, everything became ok. After a few months XD

    -=The Nazgul=-

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