Its. . . uh. . .

*checks PC clock*

November 6th! At 12:31 AM!

W00T Lv. 5

Anyways. Let’s start out with a bang.
I was pwning in AUDITION!

Notice Picture 1

Thats me in the black&white Kingdom Hearts clothing. Waving.
LOOK AT ALL DEM PEEPS!
In the end, I won every match.
They were no “match” for me.
Lawl. Pun. Lawl!

I was dancing, I was a warrior, I had an iron constitution and will.
Sthucka. <– Mike Tyson Impersonation

Well. I hit 10k Beats again after I blew 50k Beats on a new face.
40k beats to go till ANOTHER new face (Cat one ftw)
One room kicked me cause I was too good.
They said
“GET OUT OF BEGINNER’S YA F****ER!”

I frowned and said
“I can’t 8-Key. . .”

But I got the ol Ban-Hammer.

Moving on.
I bought a Pepsi today, and drank it.
It was good.
A good Pepsi.
Good it was.
The Pepsi was good.
Good was of the Pepsi.
The Pepsi was of the goodness.
Goodness the Pepsi.
Pepsi lawl Goodness lawl Missle.

And then.
To my luck.

My Local GameStop recieved THEIR copies of CALL OF DUTY 4 EARLY!!!
They sold em tonight.
I got mine.
I played it.

I

Am

Stunned

It is FREKIN AWESOME!!!! TO THE MAX!
THE GRAPHICS, DETAILS, SMOOTHNESS, LIGHTING, GUNSHOTS, A.I., EVERYTHING!

100% AWESOMENESS!

I mean. It was just TOO good!
I went through like, 8 levels.
And discovered.
I WAS ONLY 1/3 DONE!

And I said “WAH WHA?!?! THOSE 8 LEVELS WERE F***ING SWEET! What else do they got?!”
I mean with the missles, and the choppers, and the kniving, and the mauling, and the Grenades, and the BOOM HEADSHOT sniping, and the RPGs.
For once, I actually felt like I was in a war!
And the headshots are nasty.

Me- I wonder what those 2 guys are thinking now that their buddie’s brain is all over that wall. . .

or

Me- *blam* BOOM! HEADSHOT!

or

Me- *stabs a guy with knife* Shank.

Of course one level got ruined.
It was going so good, then it was ruined when I fired my gun right as an ally passed in front of me, took a headshot, arms flew up, blood sprayed, and the message
“Friendly Fire Will Not Be Tollerated”
popped up. . .

~restarts at last checkpoint~

Hehheeheh. . . .

What else.
Oh. I pwned some dudes in GearsOfWar.
Shotgun Sniping FTW

Cept that one dude chainsawed me. . .
I got em back.
Got em good.

GearsOfWar’s variation of the “Corpse Hump” (since you CANNOT crouch) is just move back and forth from the downed enemy, like your humping them.
OR take a Smoke Grenade and tag them with it.

Both are fun.
But will usually get you kicked from the room. . .

MOVING ON AGAIN!

See Picture 2?
That’s MY desktop.

HomestarRunner.

Lawl.

Lawl.

Looking Away While Laughing
or
Licking All White Limozeens.
or
Liberating All Western Lands

Any will do.

Well, it’s now 12:42.
I’m gonna go post in the forums, and eat some of this AWESOME Sub-Sandwhich.

~munch munch~

Also.

I want to explain something.

I occasionally say
“Turtle-Shoot the Door Open and Unleash Armaggedon”

Here’s it explained.

“Turtle-Shoot the Door Open”
Means
“Take a Koopa Shell and knock open a door with it”

“Unleash Armageddon”
Means
“Then Run in Guns Blazing”

There ya go.
Huzzah.

And for a side-note.

Muffins are made from fermented Babies.
It’s true.

And now I’m gonna go be Manly and fight off Giant Enemy Crabs based on Japanese History.

~Walks off~

~Grimno (Can’t touch this *do do do do, do do, do do* Can’t touch this)

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