[Enter Passcode]
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[Acess approved]

Hello and welcome to the fourth and maybe final file of The REAL Maplestory Revealed. Before we start the file uplink, i have one thing to say to all the ppl out there.

{Edit} I would once again like to thanks all those people who read and enjoyed my stories. Almost 90 likes in 4 blogs!

ALL THE MATERIAL YOU SEE HERE IS FROM MY OWN ORIGIANAL WORK
I MAKE UP MY OWN JOKES AND I ACTUALLY PLAN OUT WHAT YOU SEE HERE
STOP TRYING TO IMITATE ME AND IF YOU’RE GOING TO EVEN ATTEMPT, DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE AFFILIATED WITH ME, OR I WILL REARRANGE YOUR ORGANS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

whew now that that’s over with

The Grendel report, unfortunately, has been delayed once again due to uhhh lack of ideas. I am NOT shakespear and i think i spelled his name wrong BUT whatever. Instead we have the truth on The Dark Lord (thunder clap)
wut the? ummm …… THE DARK LORD (thunder clap). Why does it keep doing that? Anyway….
Here it is. Roll the tape Johnny!
– Blarrrrrrrghef!!

(Oh yea, i reincarnated him. I think i messed up a little)

Me: So I’ll lay the C-4s here, and then you kill the guards her-

– WRONG TAPE! Johnny, how many times am i gonna have to kill you before you get it right?
– Smuuurga?
– What?
– Smuurga moffafla!
– Smurga wut?
– SMUURGA MOFFAFLA JOOHABO KABLOOP!
– You know what?
*Gunshot
– I liked him better when he was quiet anyways. Sigh.. looks like i’ll have to find it myself. Where is it… here? no.
here? no. …. AAAAAAAAAAAH
*CRASH
*TINKLE
*BONK
*KABOOOOOM

-Ouch. Stupid boxes. cough cough
*bonk
– OWWWww. Grrrr… oh wait. I found it!

Me: Hello? Is anyone here? Mister uh Dark Lord?
*Thunder clap
Me: What the? Oh great now it’s raining.
DL: Were you looking for me?
Me: WAAAH! Where’d you come out of?!
DL: The trapdoor on the ceiling
Me: Oh ok… ummm, why are you hanging on the ceiling?
DL: My back hurts so I’m stretching. Got a problem?
Me: uhh no..
DL: So why are you here kid?
Me: I wanted to apply for the theif job
DL: So you do? hmm…. show me your dexterity?
Me: My what?
DL: Hit that big, musculer, and hostile looking statue with this rock.
Me: ummm ok..
*toss
*thwack
???: OWWWw WHO THE FU** THREW THAT ROCK?
DL: now let’s test your luck. HE DID!
Me: WHAT?! YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A STATUE!
???: I’M GOING TO TEAR YOU FROM LIMB TO LIMB YOU LITTLE-
DL: Tell you what. If you live, you pass. Now run!
Me: AAAAAH HELP ME!!!!
*Grueling and disturbing sounds not mentionable in general public.
DL: Oh great now i have to the get the blood stains out.

-5 months later-

DL: Woah. I have’nt seen you in a while. What happened?
Me: I had to wait until THE FRICKEN BODY CAST CAME OFF!
DL: Ouch
Me: Anyways… am I a theif yet?
DL: Theif? Oh yea the test..
Me: You said if i lived, i would pass.
DL: Did I? I don’t remember.
Me: Read up 16 lines
DL: Hmmmm… oh yea that. Umm fine your a theif.
Me: Finally. Hey wait a minute, have you been upside down all this time?
DL: Yea
Me: Umm doesn’t the blood go to your head?
DL: Hmmm.. good point
*Crash

Me: Yea, NOW he passes out. Ill just take this manual ……and his wallet. Hehehe

THE END

Well, as I said before, I’m slowly running out of ideas and funny umm gimmicks? This might be the last report seen by human eyes. Hopefully not. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the 4 parts to The REAL Maplestory Revealed and if your lucky, there might be another.

-GM Out- (No not gamemaster!)