——- Incoming Transmission ——-

– Hello and welcome to the third file of The REAL Maplestory Revealed. We have nothing new to report, but I did reach level 30! Which means it’s time for my “SECOND JOB ADVANCEMENT!” (dramatic music) Here is the tape on my reunion with Dances With Balrog. Roll the tape Johnny!
– Yes sir!

Me: You have the stuff?
???: Yes. Meet me at the dropoff point with 100 grand
Me: 100 grand?! Are you crazy?
???: Listen you little sh** head. Do you know how hard it is to obtain this stuff?
Me: 70 grand
???: 90 grand. Anyless and you can screw this deal
Me: Fine..

-At the dropoff area-

Me: Where is that little fu**
*Gunshots
Me: FU** IT’S AN AMBUSH
???: THIS WILL TEACH TO FU** WITH ME
Me: DIE MUTHA-

– You IDIOT. The OTHER tape!
– Im sorry boss. Someone switched all the labels!
– What will people think of me now?!
– I’m sorry!
-….. Sorry ain’t good enough this time Johnny
-No, no PLZ NOT THAT ANYT-
*Gunshot

– Ahem, I am sincerely sorry for that mix up people. My ummm ex-employee seems to have misplaced the tape. It should be here somewhere… hmmm….. AH here it is. Now this is the REAL tape of my reunion with DWB. Here we go.

Me: Hello?
DWB: Not him again…
Me: Is anyone here?
DWB: No
Me: Ok….
DWB: Whadday want now kid?
Me: Well, i got a lot stronger and i was wondering if i could have a promotion
DWB: A promotion?!
Me: Well yea. See? (Shows muscles)
DWB: Hmmm you did seem to get stronger. Fine, I’ll let you try the trials
Me: Trials?
DWB: You will have a vigorous and deathdifying trials which will pitt you against the most fierce and powerful monsters on the face of this earth.
Me:…. What does vi-gor-us mean?
DWB:….. Ok…… nevermind. It will be hard.
Me: Ohh ok. What do I have to do? Solve math problems?
DWB: Kid i said hard, not impossible.
Me: Oh ok… hey wait a minute
DWB: Ahem, anyway… you will enter the cave of trials and collect 30 dark marbles from the monsters inside.
Me: um how?
DWB: By killing them.
Me: And the marbles will just come out of them?
DWB: Uhhh yea
Me: Weird. So where is this cave of trials?
DWB: That, you must find on your own.
Me: Is this part of the test?
DWB: No im just to lazy to explain details to a guy with less brain cells then a rock.
Me: Haha yea what a moron. Who is this guy?
*Tosses me out and down about another 10 stories.

3 hours later

Me: I’m.. back..
DWB: What took you so long?
Me: I couldn’t find the place.
DWB: big surprise there…
Me: What?
DWB: Oh nothing.
Me: Anyway, here are your dark marbles. Can i get that promotion yet?
DWB: Nope
Me: WHAT? WHY NOT?
DWB: CAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

(lol jk. The last three sentences weren’t real)

Me: Anyway, here are your dark marbles. Can i get that promotion yet?
DWB: uhhhhh sure
Me: Yay.
DWB: Wait, first you have to choose your class.
Me: I wanna be a ummm DRAGON KNIGHT!
DWB: God you are stupid… don’t you mean spearman?
Me: Ok fine…
DWB: Heres the manual. Now leave me alone!
Me: Will i see you again?
DWB: I hope not. Good luck with your uhhh whatever.

THE END

So that is the end of another file cleared and closed. We have the truth on Grendel the Really Old coming in right now. It should be posted soon. Until then-

-GM Out- (No no gamemaster!)