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Answering to your request for the inside scoop on Grendel, I am afraid that our investigations will take a bit longer. My agent in charge of that was found frozen in the middle of The Slime Tree and we are in the process of umm defrosting him right now. However, I have the truth on John the sailor from Lith Harbor. Normally, he asks you to bring him flowers yada yada yada. But this is what actually happens.

Me: Hello there. Im Godlymonk. Who are you?
John: Im John. Whadda want?
Me: Uhhh nothing. Just saying hi
John: Well since you came by, I need a favor from you kid.
Me: Ummm ok….
John: My wife’s anniversary is coming up and if I don’t get her something, she’s gonna kick me outta the house.
Me: Ok…..
John: So I need you to get me 10 pink violas so i can make her shut up for another year.
Me: Do i have to do it?
John: Is George Bush an idiot?
Me: Who’s George Bush?
John: Nevermind, YES you have to.
Me: If i do, will you give me a reward?
John: No, but if you DON’T, I’m going to disembowel you with a wooden cooking spoon.
Me: I’ll be right back

(Five Hours Later)

Me: pant, pant, who the hell puts flowers on top of a fricken 50 story platform in the middle of nowhere?!
John: Don’t ask me
Me: Well anyway, here are your flowers.
John: Thanks ki- WAIT A MINUTE
*John smashes me in the face with a metal bucket then slaps me with the fish
John: You dyslexic idiot! THESE ARE RED!
Me: WHAT? They look violet!
John: NO, violet is the color of your eye right now! Red is the color of the stuff coming out of your nose!
Me: Grrrrrr…

(5 More Hours Later)

Me: HERE! VIOLET FLOWERS! ARE YOU HAPPY?!
John: I am never happy.
-awkward silence-
Me: Ok… can i leave without threats of death?
John: From me, yes. Good luck with the other townsfolk.
Me: TAXI!.. hey cool 30 screws!

THE END

So that’s another case cleared and closed. More should be expected soon enough.

-GM out- (No not gamemaster!)