Nooby the Puppet

A continuation of my stories that have no relative titles. Enjoy!!
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The high-leveled people stared on in complete and utter confusion at the noob person who was dressed as a puppet. THe bandit, sitting on top of the statue on top of the tower, threw his voice to make it seem as if the noob was talking. He used the same stick he knocked him out as the control.

“Hello kids!!” Said the puppet, “My name’s Nooby the puppet!!! 1 4|/| |_||33|2 1337111111” The high levels looked on in twisted confusion. One of them said, “What the hell is this guy’s problem?” The puppet-noob then said, “BEHOLD MY WONDEROUS STICK OF HOLYNESS!!! IT ConSUMES ALL, SO BACK OFF!!!” The other high-leveled person said, “Yeah, yeah. Get out of our way, we need to get going.” “YOU SHALL STAY AND WATCH THIS MAGIC TRICK!!!! LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!” As they both looked up at the sky, they were met with fishes that the bandit had saved the day before from fighting pepes. “HAHAH!!! PWNED ONCE MORE!!! I ROCK YOUR SOCKS!!!”

“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!” Said one of the high-levels. The other got enraged as he cast a thunder spear at the bandit. The bandit, being as quick as he was, avoided the shot as the spear struck the statue’s head and broke it to pieces. “EAT THIS!!!” He said as he threw one of the statue pieces at the mage, thus knocking him into unconsciousness. “HAHAH!!! NONE CAN ESCAPE MY UBER COOLNESS!”

The other high-level person, seeing his friend knocked unconscious, felt that he should do something about the bandit. However, looking back at the bandit, only to see a devilish little smile on the bandit’s face, he decided he should get going and not try anything to piss him off.

“HAHA!!!” Laughed the bandit. Let’s see what we got next on my list.

56.Perform voodoo excorcism for Fenrir? Sheesh! He needs it! That other side of him is getting out of control…

“AH!!!!” Said the bandit. “I know this next thing is going to be two barrels of fun! I’ll get the chicken heads in no time!” He said to himself as he armed himself with a rocket launcher sided with a .40 cal machine gun with attached net launcher and a lemon squeezer for the next cocktail he planned on having.

“Time to exorcise!!!”
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Enjoy it, watch it, live it, eat it, taste it, make it, walk it, do it.

Don’t know what that meant, but whatever! 😀

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