TVs attack the land of waves in ossyria

Alishar comes back from the grave to try and beat doom flounder (who’s dead) in the noob eatin contest.

Puppies swarm Ellinia and Mendel the o my frickin gosh he’s old uses thunderbolt to make fried puppy which is a delicacy in Victoria Island, he made very much money off them

The master chief faces barlog, with his might Lightning Axe and slays him

someone died reading this blog (again)

More puppies came to ellinia, but this time they attacked Mendel the oh my god he’s so freakin’ old as Zombie lupins helped them controlled by chief gray who woke up from the dead as well and started to kill all the noobs with bomets that he summoned

Jared lost 300 punds with the fried puppy diet

Oprah had a talk with thanatos about why he was so angry at anyone who passed by him, but ended up being killed too

The stay puft marshmallow man came and got into a fight with mushmom

Mr marshmallow man won and ate her as toppings for a pizza

Bloaty’s Pizza hog opened today in Kerning city

as bloaty himself was there and ate everyone

once more another person had his brains rotted by reading this blog (600th)

there was much pie to behold as pat the baker came to town and showed everyone how to own noobs just by using a rolling pin

pat and emeril had a xiaolin showdown with pat’s Magic Rolling pin versus Emerils dreaded wire whisk of BAM!

Don vito and Alishar came and had a weigh in, when Vito weighed more, Alishar fried him

holy crap Dib’s head is huge

There was a room with a moose that loved to eat walnuts

along with the scary monkey

as a big gaping hole underneath the island opened up and swallowed everything in it’s wake,

the hole grew bigger

and eventually the earth itself collapsed in on itself,

and for the ten-billionth time

no one gave a rat’s ass about the stay puft marshmallow man

but after he was roasted

there was enough toasted marshmallow to feed at least 20 countries (the poor ones) for many decades

everyone became fat, had diabetes

and the world suffered a mass extinction of humans, except for tom cruise who’s allergic to marshmallow (which is probably why he’s so freakin short [try 5′ 4″]) and Paris hilton who thought she was already drunk enough from partying

the universe collapsed in on itself and became the big bang

but no one cared

THE END!!!!