I ran out of space to write the title

I had a Sammich in my head

SAMMICH

Vote for zim, or i’ll destroy you!

Bacon the pig joined with the shadowhog to bring a new world order, bacon was hired cause of his extreme intelligence. He was able to make nuclear weapons that were able to read people’s minds as well as give them tumors (yay!)

The stay puft marshmallow man had a noob omelet for breakfast today and this time all the noobs were turned into marshmallow poo

Santa claus still plagues the world even in the next 2 million years or so

someone found a way to play maple story using the PSP (finally its good for something)

If you are reading this blog, stare into a cats eyes for 30 seconds. Congrats, you got a catscan!

random drum

a giant squirrel came and ate Kendel’s the cool how old do thes guys keep getting old’s fat greasy head

the squirrel became super intelligent because of the powers of nature it absorbed from eatin kendel’s head

It then became He-Man the most powerful being in the universe, who then got owned by ted turner when he pulled off his Captain Planet sharade and gutted the squirrel he-man thing with a gun, a toothpick, and stale salsbury steak sauce

I summon the Blue eyes White dragon to melt your brain, MUHAHAH

You’re now my slave and will play maple for me for all of eternity

while i was busy melting your minds, a little gnome came up and bit my brother

at least i think it was a gnome, could’ve been a rogue midget, but who cares

i dont like my brother anyways

neither should you like ur own brothers especially if they’re annoying

Gir was a chubby lady hidin in the bushes

when all of a sudden Professor membrane used his magic powers to help save the world from poverty as he said ‘ITS A GOOD THING I EXIST!!!’

Everyone loves puppies! THEY’RE TOO CUTE ^_^

Does anyone know how to unclog toilets?

I wonder where that fish has gone, It went, wherever I did go

We burn witches, its a peasant thing

Spongebob Squarepante (Bob espoja pantalones guarados for you hispanics out there) went along with an enormuous army of fish that took over aqua road and used the crystal laying around to create a doomsday device

the device ended up exploding and emitting enough radiation

to fry every fish in the sea, but the people of the land never became hungray again for there was always fresh seafood

You might be a red neck if you go to a family reunion to look for a wife

You might be a redneck if yo go to an aquarioum for a ‘SeaFood’ buffet

You know you’re mexican if you’re afraid of shoes because mom used to hit you with them

the 4th of july party in mexico soon turned into utter chaos as La Migra came and used guns to shoot all the Ice and Fire wizards who were just getting to hand out the chilled beer and burgers

the fight turned into a war that lasted 100 seconds

La Migra one (huh?)

The polar ice caps melted the world over as it flew straight into the sun

but no one cared yet again

THE END!!!!!!!!