Sorry, I have been really late making this quest skit (or at least it feels like that). Mostly because I got the Wii and have been playing that in my spare time and never got around to posting this. Tomorrow in the morning I am leaving to go to a relatives so I wanted to post this before I left.
I wanted to try something a bit different then what I usually do, but it will still be Maplestory related, so enjoy-
Thanksgiving Assignment-
*at school*
Teacher- Today is Thanksgiving Eve. So you will all get a special treat…
Me- We can watch a movie?
Teacher- No. You have fun at home.
Me- But we just spend all that time doing homework.
Teacher- Anyways, I am going to give you an assignment to do over the Thanksgiving break.
*groan*
Teacher- You have to find a tradition in your family that is related to Thanksgiving and write a report about it.
Me- I don’t really understand Thanksgiving. We celebrate with the Indians and then give them blanket with smallpox to kill them off, and send them to small reserves were they are neglected from society.
Teacher- That’s beside the point.
*at home*
Me- My family doesn’t even have a tradition for Thanksgiving. We just stay at home and do nothing.
Me- But I can’t write about that.
*logs on to Maplestory*
Me- Oh well. I guess I’ll just play Maple for a bit until I think of something.
*later*
Guild Leader- hay evary1/ guild hamsgiving evunt NOI!@@@@@@
Me- I hate my guild…
*at event*
Guild Leader- nao every1 drop stuf and pretund to eat. k??@@@@@@@@@@@@
*drops*
Noob- Hey, free food!
Guild Leader- evary1 defame!!!@@@@@
Noob- So what? I still have your food.
Guild Leader- i is disbunding guild cause i is sad. bi.
Me- Yes!
Guild Member- You know, he is just going to chicken out at the last second like he always does.
Me- I wonder how he even got the money to make this guild…
*flashback*
Old Man- I have many, many mesos. Just come inside my house and I’ll transfer them to your account–
*end flashback*
Me- Actually, I don’t want to know.
Me- I guess I should go kill turkeys and stuff to get potions.
Me- You COULD win a pet turkey but that is never going to happen.
*later*
Me- This is boring. I wonder what Cody does with these eggs anyway…
*flashback*
Cody- Hello, my babies. I REALLY AM FROM WIZET!
Cody- Do you want a bedtime story? I want my little eggs to grow up to be big and strong.
*end flashback*
Me- Wow, what a freak.
*the next day*
Me- It’s thanksgiving. Woo…
*at dinner*
Me- Wow, what a meal you made, mom. It kind of looks like Burger King though…
Mom- No it doesn’t.
Me- There isn’t even a turkey. Just french fries.
Mom- Just eat some.
Me- Ok…
*next day*
Me- I feel sick…
*throw up*
Me- This will throw off my entire training schedule.
*a few days later*
Me- It’s Monday already…I missed out on 3 days of Malpestory because of Thanksgiving. Stupid pilgrims.
*at school*
Teacher- Now, we will begin presenting our essays.
Me- Oh my god…I forgot all about that.
Teacher- Now who is going to go first…how about you, Mr. Gore?
Me- Sure…but I decided to memorize my essay instead.
Me- The Thanksgiving tradition my family has is playing Maplestory on Thanksgiving. Actually, my family doesn’t do it but I am trying to start the tradition. We will go hunt turkeys and maybe level up or something.
*sits down*
Me- Wow, that was terrible.
Teacher- Indeed. You fail the assignment.
Me- Old hag…
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone =)
And I couldn’t forget to include my ending words-
comments pl0x
*comments*
It was Thanksgiving for us a month ago. I agree though.
We thank the First Nations (Please don’t say Indians, it’s offensive to the Natives) by nearly killing all of them.
America is so one-sided.
Canada’s better ^^
You’re Canadian? o.0
EDIT: I just refreshed this page about 20 times. 20 free views for you, if you care. LOL.
Yes, I’m Canadian o.o
Fuunnnnyyy~ lolx, *Rushes back to sotong party*