Have you ever been in an inactive guild? Of course you have. So you have probably seen this message when you quit “you have quited the guild”. Although people just think this is because of translating issues, it’s really a secret plot by Nexon to destroy the intelligence of our generation.

When Maplestory first came out, nobody said “cc plz” and all words were spelled out. But now, people say cc plz by instinct and nobody thinks that it weird to say that. It’s because they have been exposed to Maplestory for so long that their grammar has affected them.

But there was something else I noticed. NPCs which are slaves hired by Nexon to say the same stuff over and over again all day long, don’t use this improper grammar. So I was on the case.

My trademark ridiculously over sized magnifying glass was picked up before I went on my journey, although I never use it. I look more detective-like with it. Since I was in Ludibrium, I went to that weird stop sign that guards the Party Quest. I tried to talk to him about it, but he just told me to form a party before I could enter the party quest.

I had to go to channel 1 so I could look for a party. Maybe then he would talk to me. I spammed a message that I was joining the party quest for a half an hour. A few people invited me to their parties but then said noob and expelled me. It was a mystery even I couldn’t solve, until I found out level 12 characters can’t go into the Ludi party quest.

Next I went to that freaky girl who was looking for ingredients for her strange experiments. I questioned her about Nexon’s plot. She asked me to get her ingredients and then she would tell me. So I took out my dagger…

She agreed with me that the blade did need polishing. I thought so. Anyway, I went to get her ingredients. It took a while since she wanted organs from Roly Poly workers. They would agree to let me gut them for some reason. So I had to kill some of those Omega Sector workers and made the organs circle shaped. She didn’t notice.

So I asked if I could question her now. She agreed, but said she just needed to go outside for a minute to get the mail. Wait a second, I thought. There is no mail on Sunday…Wait another second, I thought. There is no mail in Maplestory.

When I turned around, I was hit over the head with a pumpkin basket. I woke up later that day. At first I thought I was in hell, but it turned out to be the Orbis Pet Park. Close enough. All of my equips and money were gone.

Now I was trapped in Ludi with no money and no friends who would give me money. After 10 hours over sitting around thinking of a plan I realized this isn’t my main character and I had an assassin. The only problem was that I lost my oversized magnifying glass. It could never be replaced because the dollar store that sold it to me went out of business.

Then I saw a cracked lego near the wall. Maybe it was a secret portal. So I grabbed someones pet and hugged it. Then I grabbed their owner and smashed his head into the wall until it was revealed. It was a secret Nexon factory.

I walked up to the factory and knocked on the door. No one was home. But it didn’t take that long to break open the door and let myself in. It was a grammar factory. All of the words that came from foreign versions came here to be made into grammatically correct English words. But soon, Nexon decided it was costing too much money and they just shut it down and let Maplers get stupid by reading the text.

I read this all off of a pamphlet that someone left on the ground. Since I was done reading it, I threw it away. Unfortunately, it fell on a lever that activated a self destruct button. Oops.

I ran out of the factory wondering to myself why everything has a self destruct button. And how a piece of paper could have weighed enough to activate it. I got away in time, but the Pet Park didn’t survive. Nobody noticed though.

More conspiracy theories to come…