After countless hours of research and backbreaking mouse clicking I have made a list of 50 Maplestory Facts. They are all true* and should be destroyed after reading it so no one else can read it and you can brag about how you read it and they didn’t.
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1. The Wizet building is in Rome.
2. The Nexon building is in Australia.
3. Over 20 hackers have been banned from GMS.
4. Global Maplestory isn’t actually global since the game is in English.
5. The Japanese Maplestory community is 80% American, 15% Spanish, and 5% Japanese.
6. Maplestory was first called AcornStory in Korea but when it was translated to English it was Zone of Heart Transplant.
7. In Maplestory Beta there were 5,678,483 glitches found.
8. Maplestory made 500,000 dollars the first week from Gachapon.
9. The total value of everything that was given as a prize from the Gachapon would equal 5 million mesos.
10. 87% of the Maplestory population chooses the opposite gender that they are in real life.
11. For every 5 people that make a name with all capital letters, 4 are banned.
12. 60% of the Assassin population has a name with a Naruto reference in it.
13. 99% of the Assassin population has watched at least 1 episode of Naruto.
14. The ratio of warriors that hack compared to those that don’t hack is 15:1
15. 80% of Magicians hate their clothing.
16. The highest amount of people playing at one time was 2 million.
17. At any given time, 70% of the Maplestory characters are AFK.
18. It takes an average of 4 hours for a party to finish a party quest from the time that they are looking for a party until the time that they leave the bonus map.
19. 99.8% of the people that say ‘cc plz’ are under 12 years old.
20. 50% of the MS population doesn’t know how to spell ‘change channels please’.
21. GMs ban an average of 10 hackers per day in all versions of Maplestory combined.
22. GMs do not give out IP bans for hacking.
23. More people have been banned for asking a GM for secks then hacking.
24. If all of the experience gained by every character in GMS was put into one character it would be level 15,000.
25. 80% of Bellocan was hackers when it first came out.
26. Bellocan was created so that hackers would move their characters over to that server.
27. Broa has more hackers then Scania and Bera combined.
28. Every day an average of $2,000 is spent on super megaphones.
29. The dice roll has a 2% chance of being perfect 4 and 4 stats.
30. The hair cuts that are available at the beginning of the game are based on real Wizet employees.
31. It takes 150,000 hours of training on snails to become level 70.
32. You would have to kill 500 million snails to become level 150.
33. The total amount of time played by players each day is 500 hours.
34. 20% of new players quit after they can’t figure out how click on an NPC.
35. Over 100,000 new players have quit because they thought it was stupid that you couldn’t be hurt by Jr Sentinels.
36. It takes .20 cents a day to maintain the servers.
37. GMs are only required to play for 1 hour every week.
38. 60% of GMs work at the Wal-Mart across from their building as a part time job.
39. The Wizet CEO makes $40,000 a year.
40. The Warrior class was not in the original game.
41. Scania was named after a GM’s grandmother.
42. In Greek Windia translates to ‘cabbage garden’.
43. JMS updates come approximately 2.1 years before their GMS release.
44. The symbols on the Pelican’s hat who is “transporting” the girl stand for ‘child eater’.
45. The facial expressions on the Roly-Poly workers show the 10 stages of pot addiction.
46. It takes longer to make a new weapon then it does to make a town.
47. Cleric were going to be a 100% support class.
48. When new monsters are released, major Maplestory help sites make a person attack them 1 damage at a time to find out what it’s total is.
49. 30% of drops that are listed on Maplestory websites for monsters are false.
50. In 2010 there is expected to be a Party Quest for every level range from 1-200.
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I hope you are more knowledgeable about Maplestory now that you have read this. I know I am…I think.
(*the statement that comes right before this little symbol may not be true)
My gawd, this was hilarious. Nice job.
#44. I think it says “Taxi”.
Oh well, these are funny.
Heres something to add to your list:
51. 20% of Maplers are female.
52. Female Maplers are attracted to Maplestory for its communication. (Interaction with other people)
Number 45 is sooo true.
It can also be the 10 stages of Herpes. Trust me, I know.
funny
i know its true but its still funny
This is great. Haha. I love #27, only because I’m in Broa and can fully understand and see that. Every. Day.
#34, 44, and 23 made me laugh.
This is a great blog. Nice job.
~Panda
Lmao. Number 45 is soo funny.
Aww, You beat me Amanda. :[
Ahahaha.
*laughs head off*
Frickin’ hilarious, love it.
What would be better is if all of these were true, but that’s just me. . .
lol at 45 o_o
yay.
-giggles in corner-
WOAH! Amazing! Simply Amazing! In-freakin-credible!
Most of these are lies, this is obioious.
~Timmy
But they ARE funny.
19, well taht makes since -.-
35. LOL
20. LMAO
48. I feel bad for the suckers who had to test pianus, zakum, crog, papulatus and all the Zipangu bosses.
Maybe 4 of those are lies, the rest are true. #45 is awesome! Scania accually does come from a guys grandma but it’s one of the programmers.
#50 is kinda wrong.
Guild quests allow anyone from the guild (meaning 1-200).
I think.
Neat list, nonetheless.
45. The facial expressions on the Roly-Poly workers show the 10 stages of pot addiction.
XD omg, that killed me. Gore, your so awesome.
very kool list
wizet and nexon buildings are not only in rome and australia o.O one’s in korea too
Number 45 was a funny observation.
And if 49 is anywhere close to being true, then I feel sorry for those people who spend hours killing monsters hoping for a fake drop.
As the CEO of wizet I would like to say. . -Phone rings- Be right back sir’s Ill continue the presentation it’s just that there is a clean up needed at Wal-mart in isle 4 0.0
-guy with the toben laughs at him-
-Rebel haircut dude stares him down like saying “Dude, you have a toben haircut and you laugh at him?”-
-Scania whacks her grandson-
~Meizai
5, 10, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, 19, 23, 33, 35, 36, 46 are definitely false.
I got to about 30 and stopped reading. Mainly because they’re blatantly fake, and most bash the GMs. I hate GM bashing. Intelligent humor with GMs as subject? Funny. This isn’t so very funny really.
I really don’t care if you don’t like it, but they aren’t true. It was just a joke. I thought most people would understand.
I lmao-ed at 45.
Never though holding a wrench was included with pot addiction XP
omg so creative
funny
Over 20 hackers?,
Nice man! the rolo poly pot addiction and child eater one was so funny!