I needed the mesos…

Hello guys. I haven’t made a blog in a while because

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Hey Maplers!!!

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Oh you do? Well I can’t help you on that….BUT

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*concerned player*- hay but i has question . that agenst the rules . noob .

NO IT ISNT!!!!

Because the item isn’t real@!!!!

Just give it to the noob and it will dissapear in 10 to 20 weeks!!
….

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I have been playing Gears of War a lot this week. And yesterday

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Are you TIRED of not getting into the Party Quest!!!

Yes you are!!!

…but now you can buy PARTY QUEST DISTRACTOR@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

*player*- is it like a tractor?

NO YOU IDIOT

The PARTY QUEST DISTRACTOR helps you A LOT

Yes, a lot.

All you need to do is double click it and it will spawn an annoying noob!!!!

The noob will annoy everyone and constantly trade everyone.

BUT he will also ignore your party!

how does he know this you ask?

HE DOESNT

It just picks 4-6 random people and doesn’t ignore them. Hopefully it won’t be another party.

There is only a 4% chance it will happen*!!!
*If there are 60 more people in the area

You can buy this for ONLY $19.99

BUT WAIT!

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*30 page

The survey only costs $10 in shipping and handling to send to you!!

So call 1800-567-TRACTOR to get one for only 345977 Yen!!!
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my internet was down. But now it’s back up obviously. Well

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*might crash*
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I will probably make a blog tomorrow because I have some ideas that I still need to write down….

…fine I’ll take off the ads next time.

11 thoughts on “I needed the mesos…”

  1. lol Gears of War? Damn that game is gory >.> my brother plays it. Yup, a 30 yr old dude plays Gears of Wars, not that it’s bad =D
    but it’s really gory o.x

  2. One of my friends said he finished the game.

    BTW, i think i will take some of that gel! ^^

  3. Hahaha. That gel was confusing! I’d like to take 10 for my hair.

    GoW?!?! Niceeeee!

  4. Hahaha I want the Party Quest Distractor xDD
    -Puts on Christmas list for next year and starts counting down til Christmas-

    *sigh*

    Only 359 days to go! 😀

  5. quang13 said: “Lol this iis the first advertisement i’ve seen on mmotales o_o”

    One of my comics had an advertisement for Ramen T_T

  6. “*player*- is it like a tractor?

    NO YOU IDIOT”

    LOLOLOL XDDD
    I giggled a lot at that one. :l

  7. Gear of wars. Xbox 360 right? I just started last week with Dead Rising. The ads were nice and lsightly confusing*.

    *Veri confusing XDXD J/K

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