So yesterday I checked out the Granado Espada website and decided to join.

I foolishly downloaded the full client, which took me about 6 hours.

(flash-forward to the next morning)

(5 am)

(Yeah I know I have no life)

Then I installed it. Then I started the game. Then the patch thingy downloaded a bunch of patches, which for some reason took about 20 seconds. ._.

And then I finally got to the game.

I typed in my username and password and then-

So I went to the website and registered. Which took about 20 minutes due to the website being slow and me banging my head on the table as a result.

And then I made my way back to the login screen.

Caravaggio (PK Mode) *NEW*
Uh oh, PK mode server. BETTER SKIP THIS

Pachelbel (Non-PK Mode) *NEW*
Non-PK, yay! But it’s new D: Skip.

Cervantes (PK Mode)
PK mode, oh hell no! -scrolls down-

Caracci (Non-PK Mode)
Yay! -logs in-

So I go through that freggin tutorial thing. After attempting to figure out how to move for 8 minutes, I get onto that first port thingy whateveritsnamewas. At this point, I just clicked on random NPCs and tried to figure out what to do.

Finally figuring out which NPC I have to go to, I go to that NPC. (Duh.) Aaaand that brought me to Redolbeoux or whatnot, and I get that set of starter gear~

Take 1

Moving to the Reboldeoux Gate with a level 1 Musketeer, Fighter and Wizard, I quickly find that my team doesn’t like to follow me around. D: Oh well, back to barracks~

Take 2

Moving to the Reboldeoux Gate with a level 1 Musketeer, I quickly get to level 5 and find a friggin awesome drop along the way.

Level 1 Rifle with +43 Ice Damage.

With this OMGwhatBBQ1HITKOHAX weapon, I randomly wander around and then I remember that there was a Zone Map. Okay, so I travel to Al Quent Whateveritsnamewas and discover the beauty of Patrol Mode.

So I leave my level 8 Musketeer by that bridge thingy with all the hellhounds and Vedabanoras around it in Patrol Mode and run off to school.

-6 hours later-

I return to find my character dead, and at level 8. With 2% EXP.

Grr.

And then I notice that Guruji, Roisin, etc are not on Carracci, but on Caravaggio.

-omgwhatbbq-

Oh well, restart time.

-a further 6 hours later-

Okay, now I have a level 18 Musketeer, 9 Elementalist, 8 Wizard, 7 Fighter, 6 Scout. And my musketeer has another awesome weapon : Level 8 Rifle, +24 Ice Damage, +30% Attack Speed. Wewt! So I went botti…err, PATROLLING, deeper in Al Quent Whatever. Level 18, yay!

After returning from a washroom break, I find myself dead with 3 Elite Zealots walking around me. Along with around 30-50 random assorted other monsters from the Al Quent Place.

Then I see the server maintenance notice. Oh well, log-off time~

/endanothercrappyblogbyganzicusiapologizeifyousufferedanyinjuriesreadingthis

BTW, Family Name = Rakanis.

And I didn’t get any screenshots ‘cept this, where I was botti…err, PATROLLING in Al Quent level 2. I wub my shiny rifle :3