As Maldran plummeted towards the sharp rocks at the bottom of the cliff, his whole life flashed before him. His first word spoken, his first snail killed, his father giving him the family’s ancestral dagger, passing the entrance exam for the Victorian Academy, his graduation from the Victorian Academy, the massacre of mushrooms which had just occured minutes ago, the return scroll in his pocket
“Return scroll?! Crap! επιστροφή!”
Maldran breathed a sigh of relief as he was whisked along the Webway to the nearest town.
He then nearly fainted when he realized the nearest town had been Niflheim.
Farseer Taldeer summoned the portal once more, and again the Eldar braced themselves and charged. They resisted the waves of disorientation, then sped along a path in the Webway to another location. There the portal was summoned yet again, and the Eldar charged in, yet again.
They appeared off the coast of Henesys.
In the water.
Crull continued sparring with Isador. Following Isador’s advice, Crull had purchased a Sauna Robe and several yellowed scrolls. He then asked the Shadow Weaver to grant him luck for a few moments.
Not one of those scrolls burned into ashes.
Now Crull easily parried Isador’s thrusts, a grin growing on his non-existant face. Sparks constantly flew as Isador’s(who was finally beginning to sweat) rapier was swatted away once more, and then the final swing came.
Crull had forced Isador into the wall, and now he lined up his scythe for a horizontal slash that Isador could not hope to evade.
Yet Isador evaded it.
“Oh, clever.” Crull muttered as Isador’s rapier poked where his head would normally be. Isador had not tried to block or dodge.
Instead, he had jumped.
“I win again, Crull. Looks like you need some scrolled earrings, too! Heh ”
Ergoth attended the meeting as usual, discussing evil schemes with his two generals. At the end, they had shared in an evil laugh.
“Muahahahahahaha!“
“Bwahahahahahaha!“
“…”
“Hey Ergoth, why aren’t you laughing with us?“
“Hmm. Well Ever since I became a lich, I haven’t been able to get the same volume on my evil laughter Since technically I don’t have LUNGS ”
Grendel sighed again as he peered into his scrying pool. Maldran had once again landed himself in deep trouble.
And so had Grendel, for the Shadow Weaver stood a few metres in front of him.
Grendel instinctively cast the first spell that came to mind. Psychic Arrow.
“Η δύναμη του μυαλού, καταστρέφει αυτόν τον εχθρό!”
His staff glowed with octarine light as a giant purple arrow shot out and struck the Shadow Weaver.
The Shadow Weaver was uninjured.
And he counterattacked. Death Bolt.
“Η ανίερη δύναμη, καταναλώνει αυτόν τον άπιστο!“
Grendel counterattacked with a counterspell.
“Η ανίερη δύναμη, καταναλώνει αυτόν τον άπιστο!”
And the Shadow Weaver cast again. Flame Composition.
“Διαπεραστικοη φλόγα!“
“Διαπεραστικοη φλόγα!”
“Grendel, you know better than to anger me. You may be the most powerful mage in existance, but you are still no match for me So STOP COUNTERSPELLING ME!“
“No!”
“And what would be your reason?“
“Annoying a divine entity IS extraordinarily fun You should try it sometime.”
The Shadow Weaver roared with anger and summoned his sword. It burst into flame before Grendel’s very eyes.
Grendel cast Dispel. The Shadow Weaver’s sword dissipated into nothingness.
Helena focused her mana into her bow as she shot four arrows simultaneously into the archery target. The first struck the center, the second split the first, the third split the second, but the fourth missed.
“Drat Looks like I’ll need to acquire some scrolls ”
She uttered no sound as the Balrog’s claws pierced her heart.
The Keeper sighed as Helena was slain. She silently uttered a prayer to Helena’s soul, and summoned a baby dragon. She whispered into its ear and it flew off in search of Helena’s murderer.
But the Keeper knew that there were many other Balrogs. She could utterly annihilate them
Unfortunately, not until they revealed themselves.
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What about the comics?
Wee Helena died! =D I never liked her anyway. Make her death more gruesome (did I spell that right?) please. I want blood! Blood blood blood!
K I’m done now
Sorry, I have no signature.
~Cheezy <(‘.'<) I’ll just stick with Kirby.”
Yah, what he said. Wait a second, that’s me! I quoted myself! Rejoice civilians because I have found out the secret to eternal life!
~Cheezy”
Yah, what he said. And Waffle, I was one of the 4 (well 5 now I guess) that won a Golden Waffle? I hope it was me.
~Cheezy”
Yah, what he said. Thx for stopping bye. I mean dropping by*
~Cheezy”
Yah, what he said. It was a cool video. I’m proud that you would present this to random people even though there might’ve been imminent flaming. Are you the one that made this?
~Cheezy”
Yah, what he said (I have no idea why I’m doing this). Also it would be cool if they made a Stump Boss or more Boss monsters for that matter. It seems that the few boss monsters they got now are always getting wooped by the mass amount of players that demand for a challenge. It’s getting to the point that they’re not even a challenge. There needs to be a super-strong monster that would take days to kill or something. I’m just rambling here so don’t mind me. Dipstick.
~Cheezy”
Yah, what he said. I forgot to keep reading this series which I just realized is one of the best I’ve read! Keep it up because I don’t like to be dissapointed. . .
~Cheezy
Since I saw this, I must ask-
“Hmm. Well Ever since I became a lich, I haven’t been able to get the same volume on my evil laughter Since technically I don’t have LUNGS ”
Do you read order of the stick?
woweee
cool this one was much longer
bahd baha bhabh im lovin it(can i get some fries with that, also a big mac, and a number 9 and while ure at it throw in a #5 all for me muhahahaha)
this series is so mysterious, random, and funny
keep it up homesplice(quotin)