Maldran slowly circled around the Balrog, terrible in its power. It swung its arm and several reddish missiles flew towards him. Maldran quickly sidestepped, using the Balrog’s own attack to distract it as he launched a devastating volley of shurikens.
They simply bounced off.
Maldran charged with his twin daggers in hand(s). He performed dozens of lightning-quick stabs as he ran a circle around the lumbering Balrog.
The Balrog roared more in annoyance than pain, for the daggers had done nothing but tickle it.
Frustrated, Maldran charged again but instead, he jumped and sat with his legs around the Balrog’s neck as he attempted to gouge its eyes.
Still no damage.
Maldran then wisely jumped off as the Balrog’s claws raked its head, then retreated. As the Balrog opened wide its mouth to loose a mighty fireball, Maldran took out a lump of lead, shrugged and tossed it into the Balrog’s open mouth.
The Balrog choked, the lead melted in its throat, and soon it died.
“End Simulation.” Maldran shouted.
“Congratulations, Maldran. You’ve shown that you can defeat a Balrog, and thus you have just graduated from the Academy.” his beaming instructor said.
“Thanks, Mr. Goldstein. So er What do I do now?”
“Whatever you want.”
Rate/comment/flame pl0x!
baarlog choked=D
Rofls.
Nice, Ganzicus!
Love the ending ^^
You’re awesome o_O;
Keep at it Gonzales!
~Cheezy
Something about the Balrog death reminds me of the Greek Myth.
I love Greek Myths. So facsinating.
The Balrog’s head was made of lead? Lol, head, made, and lead rhyme xD
~Cheezy the Poet
lol pretty short, other than that, me likey
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~Cheezy the Magnificent!
Haha, Balrog choked ^^;
Beautiful, but so short!
Lol @ the random lump of lead
choking on melted lead. doesnt get any better than that!
-=The Nazgul=-
you should have chucked a slice of beef! MAD COOOOOW DISEASE!
Its shorter than mine! >=O
So much “as” was used. . .
Lol i never would have expected that the balrog would die that way.
Nice. Btw aren’t you very busy if you also have a comic?