The young magician had waited for this all his life. To speak with the great archmage, Grendel the Really Old. His mind felt as if it was being scrambled and served with ketchup. Finally, he arrived at the Library of Ellinia…

“Come in.” a voice said.

The young magician entered. The Library was a vast room, with a giant crystal in the center. Almighty Grendel was floating inside the crystal, and he spoke.

“Greetings, young magician. I am the archmage. I sense that you have many questions. Speak.”

“Hey Grendel, you’re dumb.” said the foolish young magician.

“…”

Suddenly, a glowing boot appeared from nowhere and kicked the magician…all the way into Perion…

The young magician had no idea where he was, as he had lived in Ellinia all his life. He wandered around for hours, and found a strange glowing portal. He peered inside and saw drakes..but behind the drakes was the forest of Ellinia…

“Welp. Here goes everything…”

He appeared on a vast cliff. Below was Ellinia, his homeland. Then he realized that something had cursed him… He panicked, and ran around in circles until he cut a hole in the ground that sent him falling to the ledge below.

A fireball appeared from nowhere and began slowly floating to the young magician. Although it was travelling at 0.0000001 MPH, the young magician failed to evade it…He was consumed by the flames….

And he survived…but now he was deep in the Ant Tunnel….and had somehow acquired Glasses of X-Ray Vision….

….only to see a volley of fireballs being fired from the tunnel wall…

…and was consumed by the flames…